Everytime you sneeze, you earn a thousand dollars
but
Yet, everytime you sneeze, someone you know(close or distant) gets cancer
I will not


WryGoat9 years ago
$1,000 is fuck-all money, if you're willing to kill people for cash just work as a professional hitman and you'll earn a lot more.

ezzz2 years ago
its easy to say but its hard to see anyone dying infront of you
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CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago
All those 23% of monsters!

nlolhere4 years ago
I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention to my phone screen while eating breakfast, and I accidentally pressed the button… I wish I could take it back. I really do!
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skimpel89 years ago
Give the money to cancer research

AnimeGod X9 years ago
It could be someone I don't like

Noobslayerxxx5 years ago
But it also could be your crush you don't get to choose

58bravo9 years ago
You could cure they bye getting the money oh wait there is no cure. ....:/ akward

idkshouldi7 years ago
dude learn how to spell
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Ritty038 years ago
Which type of cancer?

Little Miss Spiteful8 years ago
I get hayfever, like, a lot. If I pressed this button, everyone I"ve ever known would have cancer by christmas, I shit you not

Jess Burks12 years ago
I'll settle with being broke.

Mistermika062 years ago
Diamond guy im not sure if im right but can't you maybe with gene stuff like CRISPR genetically modify a foetus"s genes in a way that the cancer can't even come because i"m pretty sure the tumors that turn into cancer are many mutations so you could probab...[Show full comment]
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LailaButtonPresser8 years ago
I'm British I don't need dollars...

tomboy54549 years ago
I'll settle with being broke. Can't image my dad passing or my dogs

Sophie Hughes12 years ago
Who's the jacked up 15%?

and-peggy8 years ago
Haha 26 now
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rpi8188 years ago
a thousand dollars isnt big enough...

Standartbriish2 years ago
if they get stage one cancer and compenstaion you know COWERD THE MEDICAL BILL it woudv been a harder choice

idkshouldi7 years ago
find the 2 and u will be kissed tomorrow 5555555555555555555555555555555555555556555555555555555555555555555557777775584794$358848948488 rituorirkritjeirjrhdub8583737573836484739575757578484477748494999999999955555555555555555555555555255555585838847574464...[Show full comment]

LetsSeeBoys 10 years ago
Wait but when u sneeze lots of times u have enough money to cure them ;)

TheTwisterOfQuestions4 years ago
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what about just move to china or like canada

crazydude999 years ago
People who say to not press the button it doesn't say that they die of cancer they just get it you could use the money to invent a way to cure cancer

Fabi0game8 years ago
I was reading the + side thought yes I have achoo syndrome, read the downside fuck no everyone is dead

uenvme10 years ago
NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Abigassdalek9 years ago
C'mon you just sneeze, create a lab, find a cure and fuck cancer! Shut up you asshole 73% no!

Michelle5438 years ago
Pls go to Michelle543 and do muy dilemmas

Otakumomoka9 years ago
I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemies.

SuperSoda247 years ago
I am english so pounds

Coghalo9 years ago
I will not spread cancer for money

MNITIMMY9 years ago
can you imagine if people with alergys (I probably didn't spell that right) who presseeeeeee this?

Mememaster697 years ago
i"d think about it for a million per sneeze but not 1000

TheLemonHeadYT9 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

mallardkind8 years ago
i have engouh money to donate to make a cure for cancer then buy and then give to the people i know

Occult_Nightingale10 years ago
Sneezing is an involuntary action. Why the fuck would I want to base monetary gain off of something so unreliable?

Sanara9 years ago
I'm not that selfish

SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago
yes, a moon cancer servant from fgo

Dark_Raven979 years ago
I would like take sneeze powder to sneeze veryoften and spent all the money for anti cancer organisations

Theposhape4 years ago
Most people I know have cancer

DarriDJ8 years ago
I pressed the button by accident

Dragon-Named11 years ago
Mother/money, father/money, sister/money: I pick family

Discordian7 years ago
use that money to fund a cure for cancer, then get rich

Luffy Staz9 years ago
Easy just don't talk to someone close and say you hate them $$$$$$$$$$

pokebutton3458 years ago
EVERYONE, SAY YES

ManaAbuse9 years ago
I have no friends.

saraisnotonfire8 years ago
If you hit yes you are a horrible person

Enigmix8888 months ago
Don't you get like ten cancer cells every second, they just get neutralized? No downside.

Polgin9 years ago
no upside

idkshouldi7 years ago
MY MOM NO AND MY DAD DIE ;(

Deltron_Zed9 years ago
Dont want that

CCharlie13214 years ago
I only know a few people so no thanks

ryanawe1239 years ago
www.science20 *dot* com/confessions_stem_cell_scientist/why_literally_everyone_has_cancer_and_what_means_you-81937

GriffinBowes8 years ago
Does this include me

nekotan_chou10 years ago
Well, I can spend my money on curing them sooooo

☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆9 years ago
Wich asshole would press that button?!

asdf28 years ago
What if you hace to sneeze 1200 times a day I feel sorry 4 her
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