Will You Press The Button?

WryGoat9 years ago

$1,000 is fuck-all money, if you're willing to kill people for cash just work as a professional hitman and you'll earn a lot more.

ezzz2 years ago

its easy to say but its hard to see anyone dying infront of you

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CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

All those 23% of monsters!

nlolhere4 years ago

I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention to my phone screen while eating breakfast, and I accidentally pressed the button… I wish I could take it back. I really do!

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skimpel89 years ago

Give the money to cancer research

AnimeGod X9 years ago

It could be someone I don't like

Noobslayerxxx5 years ago

But it also could be your crush you don't get to choose

58bravo9 years ago

You could cure they bye getting the money oh wait there is no cure. ....:/ akward

idkshouldi7 years ago

dude learn how to spell

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Ritty038 years ago

Which type of cancer?

Little Miss Spiteful8 years ago

I get hayfever, like, a lot. If I pressed this button, everyone I"ve ever known would have cancer by christmas, I shit you not

Jess Burks12 years ago

I'll settle with being broke.

Mistermika062 years ago

Diamond guy im not sure if im right but can't you maybe with gene stuff like CRISPR genetically modify a foetus"s genes in a way that the cancer can't even come because i"m pretty sure the tumors that turn into cancer are many mutations so you could probab...[Show full comment]

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LailaButtonPresser8 years ago

I'm British I don't need dollars...

tomboy54549 years ago

I'll settle with being broke. Can't image my dad passing or my dogs

Sophie Hughes12 years ago

Who's the jacked up 15%?

and-peggy8 years ago

Haha 26 now

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SECRET9 years ago

ALLERGIES MAN....

iiSasha_7 years ago

I’ll eventually get the money to support for their treatment, unless it’s a distant “friend”..

Isbyess9 years ago

I always sneeze more than three times this would be a nightmare

tol8 years ago

It doesn't say which kind of cancer. Besides, If cancer is discovered early its curable, isn't it?

Whappyy7 years ago

I dint think this through If you sneeze you can use dat money too gove to the research of canser

ImAwesomeBitches!9 years ago

Then u would use the money to help the people in cnacer

Hamistagan8 years ago

i have a basic understanding of the huan species so the odds of people i care about die is very small

Hamistagan8 years ago

*human

meatloavelast month

Idiot

whatsthedownside9 years ago

sorry mom

Dillon Warden9 years ago

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Lackingdownside4 years ago

Dude, the median income in the US is like $35,000 a year. That means that on average people are making more that $1,000 every two weeks of work. $1,000 wont do shit for you when you have to pay the medical bills for chemotherapy for someone you love getting cancer.

ScreamingSausage9 years ago

well, if i feel like rats are close to me nobody will ever hate me

moundsofmayhem10 years ago

il buy thejm treat ment

piratesamurai6 years ago

no stephan carl grandpa rosie not again no you fucker cancer is teribal

skirmantas3LT9 years ago

You can fly somewhere with people that you dont know and sneeze like 100 times

Kute_kitty8 years ago

I have Allergys.....im rich

Shortie Martinez12 years ago

How bout no. I'll earn my money thanks.

iron Pheonix9 years ago

I dont really have ppl close to me and i hate most 99% of the people i know so i dont see a downside

captain mcderp9 years ago

just run quickly or hold it

EnJaded8 years ago

Ill invest in cancer research

Omar viper9 years ago

Everyone who pressed the button thwee must be something wrong with ya

Zengoldenwolf7 years ago

Sick people.

MrMudds8 years ago

1000 dollars will not get me anywhere

Super-Shark283 years ago

you know yourself

Stewie9 years ago

Some cancer doesn't kill you

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

Cancer for everyone!!!!! Im rich bitches!!!

SuperKael10 years ago

MONEY!!!! YAHS!!!!!

Evararinsdttir8 years ago

yes dumbass

Corgizgame4 years ago

I’m not going to value my sibling’s life at 1,000 bucks. (Except for my younger cousins)

crazydude999 years ago

I'd use the money to build a TARDIs go far enough into the future where cancer is eliminated and bring back the cure or if the cure never happens I'd just use my TARDIS to keep running and travelling

TheSecretMan8 years ago

All my relatives would be dead by spring...

DragonflyFalls10 years ago

Well, considering earlier I pushed a button allowing my too cure cancer I will just cure them. Duh.

Jimpsu9 years ago

I dont do anything with dollars. Its Euros in our country

Abigassdalek9 years ago

Then you fucking get pounds you idiotic Brit!

GrodaGaming8 years ago

Use that money for cancer cure research

Candyprincess9 years ago

Never said we couldn't choose those people. I have my death wish list, I would just go through it slowly every time I sneeze and when I get to the end of it, I can just re infect all the ones who survived. Problem solved, and im rich

i-am-god-damned-bored7 years ago

spend it on one of those cancer donation things?

GBvX9 years ago

This is really stupid :/ You get cash but a person you know will die. That is really messed up

marcuitos9 years ago

but you could use the money to help sciencists to find a way to cure cancer...and it doesn't say that it's an incurable kind of cancer

KomaRocko7 years ago

You can use the money for hospital appliances and a cure!

LlamaCorn_Gamer9 years ago

my dad already has cancer but i still didnt press it

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