You marry the girl of dreams
but
You have to go to war for 10 years
I will not


Arotrace11 months ago
Lesbean

235x0last year
i pick the godlike form of myself that is also female. also would you try to kill something that can become any pokémon (excluding Arceus) and you don't have any pokémon or poké balls.

235x012 months ago
HarveyWright You have at least a 50% chance that Arceus is male, an adult, or genderless. @HarveyWright
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CCthecat9 years ago
I AM NOT A LESBIAN

Eyyyyyyimdumb7 years ago
Then imagine it the other way you wall nut
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dragonrider28929 years ago
You are in the 10 year war of life BAM!!!!!!

AA_Dude7 years ago
that starts when you move out

county12349 years ago
Well i mean,you can become a well-trained soldier and succeed.GET REKT

Daniel Myles Beard12 years ago
This site needs a skip button

ChickenMan13377 years ago
@LeftTesticleofKrom WHY WOULD YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?!?!?!
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Mechanic4games9 years ago
hey, war for 10 years isn't all that bad, most of the time people never actually see any action when in a war

TeamKobus28 years ago
True

FlamboyantDeceptionLukasBlitz8 years ago
I'm gay

JESUSKICKASS9 years ago
I love war,motherfuckers

Macucumber9 years ago
warmongering for the win

DildoFaggings9 years ago
I say kill them all hell yeah lets dominate the world

PieLucas7 years ago
So the Odyssey

TeamKobus28 years ago
Wait... my country isn't in war... Free gurlzzzzzz

TeamKobus28 years ago
Yeah honestly i don't i would survive there one week. Counterstrike told me that ._.

CharlotteTheQueenBee8 years ago
WTF WHERE ARE ALL MY LADIES ??

Hugh Jass Mechanic9 years ago
which girl? I have many dreams about many different girls.

The_MGSM_9 years ago
Well played Hugh... well played

BadaBomb9 years ago
P.T.S.D.? No thanks. Also, some people aren't into girls.

Gaboseries9 years ago
There's a bar called "war"

Killer7379 years ago
We had to go in war for 10 years in clash of clans

jshaw719 years ago
I go to war before or after I marry her?

OrganStealer529 years ago
... What's the downside? ( I'm a girl... Yay! )

KittensAreCute1057 years ago
Same! Girls rule!!

marcuitos9 years ago
i can go to war the last 10 years of my life being an old man and just let myself die there

TheTrueBlueSonicFan9 years ago
A YouTube comment war!

TeamKobus28 years ago
I'm going with you!
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Christian Hanlin12 years ago
war agenst germs

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
So if your service in the war started about 7 years ago, then you’ve got about 3 years left. You can make it! Help eradicate germs!
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Dayna Morris12 years ago
I'm not violent or a lesbian!

The_MGSM_9 years ago
Make love not war : P
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Louis A. Nieves12 years ago
War on cavities

Schplexus4 years ago
Uhm, no, I don't wanna have to marry my dream girl just because I go to war.

[email protected]9 years ago
I hate war so screw it and I don't like girls either

TeamKobus28 years ago
Because you don't know anything about the military
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TorbenOstergaard7 years ago
BOOM!!!

ZweetKizz9 years ago
Well for the first.. Im attracted to a guy. He's kind of a member of the military.. So we could just go to war together... Lol jk.. But still.

Slickyriky4208 years ago
"The girl of dreams." She sounds like a rapist fuck that.

i'mme9 years ago
But do I die in war?

TeamKobus28 years ago
By being sniped, landmined, airstriked, shot down, exploded, smothered and so on

Sean04018 years ago
Hacksaw ridge

Teh_Kombat_Xpert10 years ago
i have spoken to soldiers, 10 years of war would drive you insane if you survived...

herpderpgod9 years ago
Of course u know. Ur teh kombat master

Fluff.Pup9 years ago
I'm a girl

DrPhoenixYT6 years ago
You'll survive and be a war hero, so hell yeah

BLAZEWOLF2028 years ago
What"s the point in love when there is a 70 percent chance you will die at war?

Isabelle the red button10 years ago
Im a girl and im not gay....

psychopathCrazy9 years ago
Plot twist:I am a girl.

SemiIsback7 years ago
I love war Oh f---- Welp

blob41239 years ago
doesnt say if she stays with you for life. could divorce

TeamKobus28 years ago
That*
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Bob12357last year
Does it garntee my survival

loophole lover9 years ago
This site has a skip button press will you press the button?.com

MaybeIWillPressTheButton7 years ago
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MaybeIWillPressTheButton7 years ago
id die within 10 sec.

puppyboyV9 years ago
don't worry, my power level... IS OVER 9000

Goatti11 years ago
i can be at war without killing anybody or being in combat, but i probably would fight for this if i loved her.

Sceptor8 years ago
"War is the answer." -FFDP

dick9 years ago
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lovely40149 years ago
im a grils so this...no XD

jhonathan_wick5 years ago
ah 10 years are rookie numbers

JaviGonzalez9 years ago
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