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You marry the girl of dreams
but
You have to go to war for 10 years
Next


Arotrace11 months ago
Lesbean

235x0last year
i pick the godlike form of myself that is also female. also would you try to kill something that can become any pokémon (excluding Arceus) and you don't have any pokémon or poké balls.

235x012 months ago
HarveyWright You have at least a 50% chance that Arceus is male, an adult, or genderless. @HarveyWright
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CCthecat9 years ago
I AM NOT A LESBIAN

Eyyyyyyimdumb7 years ago
Then imagine it the other way you wall nut
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dragonrider28929 years ago
You are in the 10 year war of life BAM!!!!!!

AA_Dude7 years ago
that starts when you move out

county12349 years ago
Well i mean,you can become a well-trained soldier and succeed.GET REKT

Daniel Myles Beard12 years ago
This site needs a skip button

ChickenMan13377 years ago
@LeftTesticleofKrom WHY WOULD YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?!?!?!
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Mechanic4games9 years ago
hey, war for 10 years isn't all that bad, most of the time people never actually see any action when in a war

TeamKobus28 years ago
True

FlamboyantDeceptionLukasBlitz8 years ago
I'm gay

JESUSKICKASS9 years ago
I love war,motherfuckers

Macucumber9 years ago
warmongering for the win

DildoFaggings9 years ago
I say kill them all hell yeah lets dominate the world

PieLucas7 years ago
So the Odyssey

TeamKobus28 years ago
Wait... my country isn't in war... Free gurlzzzzzz

TeamKobus28 years ago
Yeah honestly i don't i would survive there one week. Counterstrike told me that ._.

CharlotteTheQueenBee8 years ago
WTF WHERE ARE ALL MY LADIES ??

Hugh Jass Mechanic9 years ago
which girl? I have many dreams about many different girls.

The_MGSM_9 years ago
Well played Hugh... well played

BadaBomb9 years ago
P.T.S.D.? No thanks. Also, some people aren't into girls.

Gaboseries9 years ago
There's a bar called "war"

Killer7379 years ago
We had to go in war for 10 years in clash of clans

jshaw719 years ago
I go to war before or after I marry her?

OrganStealer529 years ago
... What's the downside? ( I'm a girl... Yay! )

KittensAreCute1057 years ago
Same! Girls rule!!

marcuitos9 years ago
i can go to war the last 10 years of my life being an old man and just let myself die there

TheTrueBlueSonicFan9 years ago
A YouTube comment war!

TeamKobus28 years ago
I'm going with you!
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Christian Hanlin12 years ago
war agenst germs

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
So if your service in the war started about 7 years ago, then you’ve got about 3 years left. You can make it! Help eradicate germs!
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Dayna Morris12 years ago
I'm not violent or a lesbian!

The_MGSM_9 years ago
Make love not war : P
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Louis A. Nieves12 years ago
War on cavities

Keshely3 years ago
If i keep alright and don't die...

Roverse9 years ago
You never said what kind of war. Many a paintball war.

TeamKobus28 years ago
Maby*
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Cocoacuphead7 years ago
War against EA

mychemicalromance9 years ago
It does have a skip button just press on the website on top of the button

mememan698 years ago
war with what? a fish?

Thrilmalia11 years ago
I don´t want to go to war for me. And I´m not lesbian.

jshaw718 years ago
Why not?

Mariostar79 years ago
What if that girl has fire magic? No army wants to go up against fire magic.

Beaverman9 years ago
Over what? Plus what kind of war? For all I know it would be a war on a video game

Blake Walker12 years ago
You don't have to marry, you can do some other ritual because you two know you'd go to war if you got married.

CuteMOTH5 years ago
Fed

Kiyah 9 years ago
One I'm a girl. Two I'm not a lesbian

Rockstar123219 years ago
Same here girl :P

SapphireIsle9 years ago
War ain't fun.

KawaiiKatYT7 years ago
Hmmm.... DID THIS SITE JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?! Ha ha I’m a girl. Do girls even go to war? Anyway I’m not even 18 yet

Narbe9 years ago
I'm gay so...

ARW1238 years ago
I didn't specify what type of war. I could be a video game

israaM10 years ago
I will get ISIS anyway

prid3-337 years ago
War sounds fun to me.

Thecoconut999 years ago
I'm already in the military, so jokes on you button.

LemonSlices8 years ago
This is the bwst dillemma.

Crazydude510 years ago
Fly around in a jet killing everyone. Boom, war done in a few days

Slickyriky4208 years ago
"The girl of dreams." She sounds like a rapist fuck that.

Schplexus4 years ago
Uhm, no, I don't wanna have to marry my dream girl just because I go to war.

[email protected]9 years ago
I hate war so screw it and I don't like girls either

TeamKobus28 years ago
Because you don't know anything about the military
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TorbenOstergaard7 years ago
BOOM!!!
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