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WBGrock8 years ago

Sure, i'll answer them.... No.... there"s you"re answer.

139dangerzone3 months ago

very lore accurate

ByrnToast9 years ago

Create an automated prayer answer machine or if that doesnt work just change earths name to Robert

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

or yknow steve

milkylbbh8 years ago

i dont think earth can pray so im good.

charizard_7 years ago

Ur right omigosh! A planet can't pray... But I would answer n care for all the little human beings

Kaiser_Preußisch8 years ago

"No Timmy, I will not fix your broken leg, now stop whining about it."

TédioAbsoluto3 years ago

this one was good

RedJackOfClubs9 years ago

Just kill everyone, no more prayers. What do you think the great flood was?

Piece_of_shit_6668 years ago

Best comment

Fridawvw9 years ago

god does not exist, i sont wanna be nobody

TaylorFoleyGehring7 years ago

🖕🏻🖕

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fenix25010 years ago

I swear I seen a movie about this once...

DaHUSKYboy9 years ago

Yeah it is called Bruce allmighty

Edward Brown12 years ago

42. done.

Zenaminx4 years ago

bet

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WBGrock8 years ago

God Nswers every prayer already. People just refuse to believe that sometimes the answer is "no", or "do it yourself."

DekuScrubLife8 years ago

Just says you have to answer. doesn't mean you have to say yes.

Dale Southall12 years ago

I have seen Bruce Almighty

clormodtehtoad2 months ago

dale you're so cool for this if only pizzalover was like you

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Jadeybug8 years ago

Well thats just plain stupid WHO WOULD JUST WANT TO AROUND ALL DAY

jkmc12059 years ago

That's what God does anyway, so that downside is meaningless.

CJBBEST2019 years ago

Isn't this so called god suppose to answer all prayers in some way already?

roky9 years ago

Yea but even if he does there will be a new generation

Joshua Goldsmith12 years ago

Just do it in the back of your mind your god you can do anything

NotRealyHere5 years ago

*Reply to all* fu 42

tapood9 years ago

change the planets name. now its not earth.

Leo1399 years ago

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jaxthewizard9 years ago

Who The Fuck Will Read This

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Akash9 years ago

It never said how... *floods the world*

Skyler Fields11 years ago

**Opens up Yahwee and types "YES" to all** All in a days work ^^

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Put all the prayers on mute & let everyone figure out their own shit.

Delta9 years ago

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clormodtehtoad2 months ago

this is so Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark

Unobox9 years ago

'God -' 'There's $1,000,000 under your house' 'Oh my goodness'

Adam Kurmanchik12 years ago

My tiny little nipples went to France

Someweirdfuck7 years ago

That"s literally what God does dumbass

RaiD9 years ago

Like Raiden.

MongrilPopo2 years ago

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Ninja_pig9 years ago

Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

Lzke7 years ago

Wait I am god. Meaning I am Omnipotent. Meaning I can just set up a prayer hotline to do that. Also it doesn't say I have to answer them personally. I'll just have some random guy do it. Also who knows. It might be fun >:D

PAPS da T-1009 years ago

I..CANT...toooo...much..

OliverLyford8 years ago

It would be fun to mess with humans as a god... wait a minute...

That0neGuy10 years ago

I'll smite all the praying people, so no one will pray ever again.

KingSavage42019 years ago

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT WILL FUCKIN TAKE?!

Shadowdog8 years ago

Don't mean ya gotta fix um

Anonymous Button10 years ago

Answer - not obey

Greninjagamer4 years ago

Yo so god would be Canadian

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

ill do it like an evil genie adding little extra things

Kazuma9 years ago

Just destroy the Earth, then you don't have to, because Earth doesn't exist. #LoopHoles

paltil7 years ago

You can just make everyone stop praying

QuiceLP 9 years ago

Why im having angels???

Maqemay8 years ago

Easy: file all of the prayers in filing cabinets, or even better post it notes! Of course you could also use a computer. I"ve seen the best ways to take care of this kind of situation.