Will You Press The Button?

WBGrock8 years ago

Sure, i'll answer them.... No.... there"s you"re answer.

139dangerzone3 months ago

very lore accurate

ByrnToast9 years ago

Create an automated prayer answer machine or if that doesnt work just change earths name to Robert

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

or yknow steve

milkylbbh8 years ago

i dont think earth can pray so im good.

charizard_7 years ago

Ur right omigosh! A planet can't pray... But I would answer n care for all the little human beings

Kaiser_Preußisch8 years ago

"No Timmy, I will not fix your broken leg, now stop whining about it."

TédioAbsoluto3 years ago

this one was good

RedJackOfClubs9 years ago

Just kill everyone, no more prayers. What do you think the great flood was?

Piece_of_shit_6668 years ago

Best comment

Fridawvw9 years ago

god does not exist, i sont wanna be nobody

TaylorFoleyGehring7 years ago

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fenix25010 years ago

I swear I seen a movie about this once...

DaHUSKYboy9 years ago

Yeah it is called Bruce allmighty

Edward Brown12 years ago

42. done.

Zenaminx4 years ago

bet

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WBGrock8 years ago

God Nswers every prayer already. People just refuse to believe that sometimes the answer is "no", or "do it yourself."

DekuScrubLife8 years ago

Just says you have to answer. doesn't mean you have to say yes.

Dale Southall12 years ago

I have seen Bruce Almighty

clormodtehtoad2 months ago

dale you're so cool for this if only pizzalover was like you

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Jadeybug8 years ago

Well thats just plain stupid WHO WOULD JUST WANT TO AROUND ALL DAY

jkmc12059 years ago

That's what God does anyway, so that downside is meaningless.

CJBBEST2019 years ago

Isn't this so called god suppose to answer all prayers in some way already?

roky9 years ago

Yea but even if he does there will be a new generation

Joshua Goldsmith12 years ago

Just do it in the back of your mind your god you can do anything

Thomas Saunders12 years ago

Procrastinate :P

ColtonTheOrange7 years ago

My answer will always be no

Slurmp_8 years ago

Ill just answer "no"

cute cupcakes9 years ago

OF COURSE I WILL, I WILL BE GOD RIGHT BUT IT WILL PROBABLY FREAK THEM OUT ðŸ‘³

Nao9 years ago

xD damn you. nerly killed meh xD where drinking water xD

Tjones8 years ago

I'm God I can make someone to do it for me who likes doing it

flash10cz10 years ago

Easy ! 1. Get a computer 2. Set up praymail 3. Set autoanswer = "YES !"

Moontale1314last year

PERHAPS I CAN MADE A COMMANDBLOCKS TO ANSWER THEM

Celia Ace9 years ago

I'll kill all the fucking prayers. Solved roblem .

Clay James Belter12 years ago

If I'm God I can make it so people can't pray.

AF7 years ago

Just answer no.

GohanIsFav58 years ago

Create weker versions of you to answer the questions.

Frozander10 years ago

Wow great dillemma, this site is amazing

Inky_Goose4 years ago

say no a bunch of times

Ariel Earthyorder9 years ago

I imagine that one of the prayers would be: "Please let everyone die... :D"

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cj8979 years ago

that kind of power cant be handled by a mortal

agape5 years ago

I'm god. I'll just make someone/thing to do it

tapood9 years ago

change the planets name. now its not earth.

Micgroober8 years ago

Cuz ur god you can make an angel to answer them for you xD

Mei_Zing9 years ago

I can't press the button that's insulting God! There is one true God... I could never compare

ExceedFrosch 9 years ago

Nop there are no proven gods

tedfy9 years ago

god is not even real

WolfMind11 years ago

Ugh. What a job. "God" "God" "God" prayers all the time huh? I would probably answer with "God, how about you stop being so religious?! Stop believing in me! I can't take it!"

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TheOperator10 months ago

my pages

Maraiya9 years ago

I said I would answer them, not grant them.

Taylor Thomas12 years ago

If you're God you can handle it

DanielleWilson7 years ago

isnt that what God is supposed to do?

Rofl479 years ago

IF I WAS GOD? IF I WAS GOD?!? You'd see more than prayers answered. Everyone would see me, and the world will always be peaceful. Besides, if someone prays for destruction? I can just bend the rules, being a all-seeing being.

TédioAbsoluto3 years ago

im am god, and besides being god i would like to answer people praying, probally i would troll some of them who pray for bad things or dirty ones, would be fun