you will get all super powers you want
but
everyone you touch will die
I will not

theguytho 2 years ago
Sounds like God, if you ask me

Cryptic_Fenrir 5 years ago
Atoms never touch each other

235x0 3 years ago
remember king midas

Jacob Wright 13 years ago
Super power: a barrier that's constantly present one micrometer away from your skin that translates any contact with it as if it was direct contact with brain signals, allowing you to essentially, still touch people without killing them. This has the added... [Show full comment]

EnderSlayer14 6 years ago
Permanent condom 😂
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LoopHoleDetector 10 years ago
My power is omnipotence. This means I can either reanimate those who die, or simply disable this buttons downside. And again there is an incredibly high amount of idiots who didn't press this button.

Rohnek Kdosi 10 years ago
Superpower to bend rules of The button

Florian2009 9 years ago
<------ you mean this one or not
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DarkAngel5 6 years ago
My super power will be reviving dead people. PROBLEM?

Wenastardesxd 3 years ago
oh god, MAKE THIS GUY PRESIDENT

Maxwell Stabs 13 years ago
Technically speaking, we don't necessarily make contact with anyone, considering how atoms just reflect each other to prevent us from just falling through the floor. Naturally, we don't just slide through each other, so when you consider the facts, we don'... [Show full comment]

walt_H_white 4 years ago
So yes officer, i did not touch that underage girl
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Sasusaku 9 years ago
Death people, so many death people

Mai-chan 9 years ago
Live alone. Problem solved.

RobbieMaisch 10 years ago
One of the superpowers will be to bring people back to life

2WayTiey 10 years ago
the power to not kill anyone exept villans

idontknowhowtohitthespacebar 11 years ago
man this really shows how bad I am.

ssanoobab 11 years ago
What if I always where gloves?

OguzhanYigit 10 years ago
You touch anyway, so gloves won't work
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Simon Bled 13 years ago
but i wanted the super power to kill everything i touch ....win-win :)

Chloe Young 13 years ago
so basically season 1 - 3 Sam Winchester?

ChristianRodriguez 8 years ago
My superpower would be telepathy and a coating that surrounds my body like a skin-like shell so my actual skin doesnt touch anybody but feels like real skin. And every other super power I want. Lol

SatanLaddd 11 years ago
One word: Gloves

CrackerJaq 9 years ago
Ok, just saying, a lot of these comments say "posted 47 years ago." The internet was invented January 1st, 1983: 37 years ago. WTF?

Watermelonman 9 years ago
It"s a glitch. Nobody really knows why it happens. Just ingore it

vorpike 12 years ago
what if that's the superpower i want? what if my power includes not touching people?

Cheeese 2 years ago
i want to have a super power that gives me whatever i want, then get gloves that prevent this

Xanderiah 10 years ago
Technically people don't touch each other,there's a space between atoms because they repel each other.;)

AssHar 10 years ago
Science tells us things never touch so... fuk you.

Watermelonman 9 years ago
I don't know if you did it wrong to avoid it, but "fuck" is written with "ck". Just sayin"

asdguy00 12 years ago
Best.Side-effect.Ever.

ScreamLoud763real 5 years ago
My power is FORBIDDEN REANIMATION JUTSU

Scribbles 11 years ago
Easy, dont have sex with anyone... got it...

Bear9829 9 years ago
Use gloves

samve_000 9 years ago
Still you can't feel a person You cannot kiss a person You have to be careful with hugging You can't make babies Gloves won't solve everything!

Nuk358 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Fusselmus 6 years ago
What"s about gloves?

devin123 11 years ago
Dude I don't need too so ya

SeabassJames 9 years ago
I wasn't planning on touching immortal people. Everyone will die regardless of if I touch them.

Pedro L 11 years ago
I CAN NOT LIVE WITH OUT HUGS!!!!I NEED HUGS!!!

s1r_steve 10 years ago
the power to resurrect the dead with no side effects through the air (no touch needed)

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago
-touches enemies- done

@horrorgeek 9 years ago
So Rogue from X-Men plus extra super powers. HELL YEAH!

that random girl 11 years ago
1st power: becoming god 2nd power: raising people from the dead

Pineapple346 last year
Superpower of whoever you touch doesn't die.

read this comment you scrub 10 years ago
so be one punch man

KingNight9890 8 years ago
I would just have the power of bringing people back to life

LeetSpeek 3 years ago
super power to say no to button downsides

👊Punchy Baldy Guy👊 11 years ago
So basically,Rogue?

Hawkeye4ever 9 years ago
Simple solution.... Only touch thoose you want to kill, also what Jacob wright said

lyander 11 years ago
super power i would want:anybody i touch would die

Justintj 10 years ago
Just wear gloves, or give yourselve a .0001 inch thick forcefeild, + ypu could revive people

JTF 12 years ago
technically, you never touch anything loophole achieved, science FTW

JaidenBarrs 9 years ago
Hahaha

Lucky Number 13 11 years ago
revival powers

kawaiipotato14 10 years ago
Does this remind anyone of Rouge from X-men

kawaiipotato14 10 years ago
Or like Zeref Dragneel.

Drew Shandrowsky 13 years ago
Just make a clone and once in a while transfer your soul into it problem solved

THE-FBI 6 years ago
This is a win win situation
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