Will You Press The Button?

Troy-n-Sam8 years ago

Can't I just have the power to have all knowledge in the universe, then I won't need the internet, and I could probably invent something to give me any super power that I want.

Rex-Winters8 years ago

NOPE NOPE I NEED MY ANIME

Racism8 months ago

Make up a super power that downloads anime on to your computer

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Riverrunt48 years ago

Who says you can't go on the internet, I mean is a the force holding you back like how can you stop me from using the internet

Justin Clawnoob Karaga12 years ago

This is how superheros get depressed and committ suicide.

josbra11509 years ago

i would have the power to have all powers wich includes the power to use the internet

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cheesegal9 years ago

My power is having any power I want and being able to create my on wifi

jackrhodes2008 years ago

Even if you have wifi, you cant use the internet smartass

i8sumpi9 years ago

Sorry guys I'm leaving the internet now. Have fun with ur lack of telekinesis and mind control (basically the force) XD

lifehacker4207 years ago

It says you MAY never use the internet again, not that you WILL...

All_the_good_names_were_taken7 years ago

My superpower would be I am an emortal deity who is beyond this website and can have anything he fugin wants

M_money067 years ago

Just get the superpower for infinite money and create a thing to replace internet

SoulHunter_kunal7 years ago

I bet it you can't stop internet from getting towards me

InfuriatedSeagull8 years ago

Man, I'll be too busy saving lives to possibly go on the internet! *says while watching three screens at once*

Terreliv9 years ago

Telepathy. Exchange mind-reading favors, "Is my partner cheating?", etc. for using their body to do Internets.

Dylanoscopy10 years ago

Fuck yeah!!! Besides, I can just ask a friend with common internests (Internet interests) to use Internet while I watch

Kyle Jackson12 years ago

51% of people are pathetic...the who the hell would ever choice the internet over having the super power of your choice? This is why you're fat.

gigaboi2 years ago

i will chose the power of surfing internet with my brain.

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Josiah D. Pierson12 years ago

Right, so I wish for the power to use the Internet without a computer, just with my brain. Wirelessly.

whitenoise19 years ago

It says you may never use the internet again not the computer!

Jared Loussier12 years ago

Someone once said knowledge is power and the internet being a collective of all human knowledge its like having a superpower!

Saiko Uchiha12 years ago

Why would I risk internet?

FinnishIsBest8 years ago

Because you would get free powers.

LynusLim8 years ago

No need to use the internet when you can tap into it with your superpower. EVEN BETTER: You don't need wifi to tap in!

Olivea21310 years ago

:3 I get the power to do ANYTHING I want! (even use the internet)

I Am A Duck9 years ago

Have a superpower to get whatever you want and say you want your internet back forever.

Urbina Urbina12 years ago

I'd gain the power of technopathy and BE ONE with the internet......wait, that's actually pretty terrifying. Can I take that one back?

That_One_Emo_Queer8 years ago

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Blockman3508 years ago

You’re pathetic

Eve the Unicorn 9 years ago

This one is... TRICKY

TylerBeck7 years ago

Heh, superpowers. Duh. ALL of them which also means I can use the internet.

scrub4209 years ago

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MadWerld8 years ago

Controlling time and space>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>memes

panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots9 years ago

my superpower would be to use the internet

Hedo10 months ago

What if you choose reality warping, can’t you just rewrite reality to be able to use the internet?

Lexmine1018 years ago

Have the power to change your power to any power you want whenever you want and when you want to use the internet have the power to use the internet loophole

Addsey10 years ago

LAN games ftw

Spiderp8 years ago

What if my super power was the power to use the internet?

xDxL9 years ago

And if you've got the superpower to create a second internet?

Lynkcrafter3 years ago

I choose to have the superpower to give myself any superpower I want at will, meaning the decision of what power isn't permanent, and when I wanted to give myself the power of knowledge for whatever I want and the ability to communicate with and look at wh...[Show full comment]

XmaxPlays9 years ago

Step 1)wish for a power to make wishes true 2)make your wishes come true and rename internet to whatever you want 3)enjoy the thing that you called it... You do not use internet but something different.

Trevor Foley12 years ago

my super power would be mind control and then i would have a live in slave who does my social media for me while i sit behind them and tell them what to do :)

LifeNoob7 years ago

You MAY

dude noone knows9 years ago

NOOOOOO!!!!

Oinoi6 years ago

Do realize the simple solution to this is that you just the power to make wishes to yourself and then you just wish that you could have the internet back