Will You Press The Button?

Troy-n-Sam 9 years ago

Can't I just have the power to have all knowledge in the universe, then I won't need the internet, and I could probably invent something to give me any super power that I want.

Rex-Winters 10 years ago

NOPE NOPE I NEED MY ANIME

Racism 2 years ago

Make up a super power that downloads anime on to your computer

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Riverrunt4 9 years ago

Who says you can't go on the internet, I mean is a the force holding you back like how can you stop me from using the internet

Justin Clawnoob Karaga 13 years ago

This is how superheros get depressed and committ suicide.

josbra1150 11 years ago

i would have the power to have all powers wich includes the power to use the internet

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cheesegal 11 years ago

My power is having any power I want and being able to create my on wifi

jackrhodes200 10 years ago

Even if you have wifi, you cant use the internet smartass

i8sumpi 11 years ago

Sorry guys I'm leaving the internet now. Have fun with ur lack of telekinesis and mind control (basically the force) XD

lifehacker420 9 years ago

It says you MAY never use the internet again, not that you WILL...

All_the_good_names_were_taken 8 years ago

My superpower would be I am an emortal deity who is beyond this website and can have anything he fugin wants

M_money06 8 years ago

Just get the superpower for infinite money and create a thing to replace internet

SoulHunter_kunal 9 years ago

I bet it you can't stop internet from getting towards me

InfuriatedSeagull 10 years ago

Man, I'll be too busy saving lives to possibly go on the internet! *says while watching three screens at once*

Terreliv 11 years ago

Telepathy. Exchange mind-reading favors, "Is my partner cheating?", etc. for using their body to do Internets.

Dylanoscopy 11 years ago

Fuck yeah!!! Besides, I can just ask a friend with common internests (Internet interests) to use Internet while I watch

Kyle Jackson 13 years ago

51% of people are pathetic...the who the hell would ever choice the internet over having the super power of your choice? This is why you're fat.

gigaboi 4 years ago

i will chose the power of surfing internet with my brain.

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Josiah D. Pierson 13 years ago

Right, so I wish for the power to use the Internet without a computer, just with my brain. Wirelessly.

whitenoise1 11 years ago

It says you may never use the internet again not the computer!

Saiko Uchiha 13 years ago

Why would I risk internet?

FinnishIsBest 10 years ago

Because you would get free powers.

Jared Loussier 13 years ago

Someone once said knowledge is power and the internet being a collective of all human knowledge its like having a superpower!

MegaSpeedTrap1 9 years ago

Power: Total Reality Manipulation

fuckinopg 11 years ago

Power of having all the things i want muajajajaj

fairyguitar12576 11 years ago

Not worth it.

Marvelbound 7 years ago

The power to bend reality to my will fuck the internet

CurryQueen312 10 years ago

I love books so i'll just read books and ACTAULLY socilize

The_Dian233 last year

我要获得可以让代价无效的超能力()

SydneySniper 10 years ago

Have the superpower to use the Internet for life

ChrisR.Annala 11 years ago

Then i use Google Chrome

DragonfuryMH 8 years ago

Oh please, if I had magic powers I wouldn't need the internet

CresentMoon 11 years ago

I think when it comes to the bigger picture, I wouldn't be able to access the vast stores of human knowledge if I just selfishly get the superpower of my dreams. Sorry power over sound, but I choose power over knowledge *peace sign*

Jonatan KrÃ¸lle Berntsen 13 years ago

Why use the internet when you can BE the internet

RuthusGoofus 9 years ago

Minecraft PE doesn't need Internet... jokes on you!

Gamba_Craft 11 years ago

man, i can have the superpower of creting things. then, i can create a new internet that i caan use.

ValerieParker 9 years ago

My superpower would transport me to a world where I would not need internet, to be happy.

VortexM4ster 11 years ago

Power to stay on internet :)

NiloGJ 9 years ago

If I wish have the power to see internet?

Eve 11 years ago

I would die without internet! How about youtube and facebook and school of dragons and other online games! On the other side, I dont even want superpowers, cause then scientists would try to hunt me and investigate them so yeah, my answer is NO!

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago

then get a power that allows you to access whatever"s on the internet without having to use it yourself

Munka 10 years ago

The power of using the internet?

Samsteel5 12 years ago

Truth Manipulation, so I decide what is true and what is not. I can decide that the downside didn't work for me.

J_drums01 10 years ago

As you go around saving people and whatever, just ask them to look something up for you.

camo 11 years ago

I am the INTERNET

Rotzka 6 years ago

aaaaa

The_Grizzlay 10 years ago

What if my super power is using the internet!

Steven Boyer 13 years ago

well if you guys read it right it says you may never use it again, not can't so inturn that means with you're new found superpowers you might not want to use it but we all will

Dankmeatcylinder 9 years ago

I choose the power to use the internet

Little Snowflake 11 years ago

Using my superpowers will be more fun than using the internet.

I Am A Duck 11 years ago

Have a superpower to get whatever you want and say you want your internet back forever.

Urbina Urbina 13 years ago

I'd gain the power of technopathy and BE ONE with the internet......wait, that's actually pretty terrifying. Can I take that one back?

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Blockman350 9 years ago

You’re pathetic

Eve the Unicorn 11 years ago

This one is... TRICKY

estrogen 2 months ago

Grant myself omnipotence, and then create an new internet which has all data fron the old internet and is identical. Destory the old internet.

LynusLim 10 years ago

No need to use the internet when you can tap into it with your superpower. EVEN BETTER: You don't need wifi to tap in!

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