Will You Press The Button?

ParrotRoyale 11 months ago

For anyone wondering that is a 99.999% chance of success after making ONE MILLION OBJECTS

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

AltriveGetReal-Gif-293492783 3 years ago

Nooo Jonesy would never

-Delta- 9 years ago

At least this guy has the decency not to break thermodynamics

Master Red 13 years ago

Is this a Fire Emblem 0.00000001% or a Pokemon. Cause if it's fire emblem statistics, I'm not gonna fucking do it.

-Delta- 9 years ago

Yah iff it was 99.999999999999 in fire emblem then i would take it

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mememan69 10 years ago

i crave death anyways

PkmnQ 7 years ago

I would create a thing that could kill everything I make. There is still a 0.00000001% chance it could kill me, but if it succeeds, it turns into a 0% chance.

NievilliS 7 years ago

Youre basically talking about a technician

Lzke 8 years ago

I shall create a plush unicorn and releat it until it becomes alive and tries to kill me. Just because I'm curious how a plush unicorn can kill a human.

Justin J-franksta Frank 13 years ago

you're more likely to get struck by lightning....

SpamtonG.Spamton 3 years ago

Quartzfire that makes sense

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BlueShell 8 years ago

Create memes. Win-Win.

whenjohnsteindied 9 years ago

ok, first: you have more of a chance of getting hit directly by a meteor than this, second: pizza can't kill you

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Statistically speaking, more people die of (symptoms of) old age than by their own creation that was reanimated.

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bouncingdonutz 9 years ago

Hmmm 0.00000001% chance huh... VERY likely...

bouncingdonutz 9 years ago

screw it, ill press it.

Heartbreaker14 11 years ago

I'd create everyone from Undertale but instead of Flowey it'll be Asriel.

&macr;\\\\_(ãƒ„)_/&macr; 10 years ago

You're an inspiration for birth control

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Andreas Jokiel 13 years ago

I would morph Justin Bieber into something useful.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

@Nosaj would turning someone into food then eating them constitute as cannibalism?

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Erick Rodgers 13 years ago

Anything... Working TARDIS, Check, Device to turn anyone I wish into a Time Lord, Check, Indestructible Sword, check, Dragon Egg, check, Adamantium armor, check. And food if I ever need it, check.

LetMeReplyPlease 4 years ago

Sonic Screwdriver

Trevor Campbell 13 years ago

So about a 4 times less likely than winning the lottery

Loophole-alert 9 years ago

Actually, over 3000 times less likely.

ArmedSpirit 11 years ago

Only two human beings can change the foundations of society.Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!

Chris0111 10 years ago

Ok first I'm going to make a machine that turns that percentage to 0

Kieran Walker 13 years ago

extremely unlikely, plus all i have to do to ensure it is not create things capable of killing, IE not an army, or a knife wielding robot

GAMING_GODDESS999 last year

this is kinda like death note

Sam1oo1 11 years ago

All you got to do is create something that will kill it.Say for instance a kill switch

mymyplays 10 years ago

Heck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no

ninjabot 5 years ago

I LIKE THOSE ODS

5sauceb 11 years ago

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Garcia911 9 years ago

Dus it have to live many I want a sanwich

alexherondale02 12 years ago

Wait, so your saying I could create shadowhunters and the shadowhuntet world. FUCK YEAH! I DONT CARE IF THEY TRY TO KILL ME, I GET TO BFF'S WITH JACE HERONDALE!!

ninjawarriorjosh 7 years ago

Create a liquid I or anyone can drink that gives people super powers hell yeah

Jdude1433 11 years ago

Well you end up making something evil the just make something nice

spongemakeryvan 10 years ago

I will creat Moriarty

Francis Bonnefoy Is Fabulous 12 years ago

So, if I make Feliciano Vargas and he attempts to kill me, would that just turn him 2p?

Toodles 11 years ago

Id build a machine that could teleport anyone to any anime parallel universe...and then I'd go to SNK's universe and probably die there

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Um wanted 12 u can just wish the oppisite of what u want so u dont have to do all that

Jaztin As-Siddiq 13 years ago

A mathematical impossibility

Sea Hitler 11 years ago

Sburb here I come!

deadpoolorder66 9 years ago

So your saying there’s a chance?

Sahara 11 years ago

I'm creating a World full of peace, No diseases, No starvation, and No crimes. A perfect world. And if that world tries to kill me, it would againest what I programmed it to do, leading to it never being able to carry out it's intentions anyway.

TorrentialChaoss 2 years ago

Oh come on this is like one of my dilemmas but easier

whatdidyousay 11 years ago

With my RNG it ain't happening anytime soon lol, anyways doesn't mean I can't handle whatever comes alive...or tell others how to create it

Royalgamer06 11 years ago

A baby

Flameshot 10 years ago

It takes matter from a distant, uninhabited planet, and is programmed so it won't kill me. Done.

Jersey.l 11 years ago

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Smithy_The_Button_Pusher 9 years ago

Thats a near impossible chance. Up your cons.

whale.nuffsaid 12 years ago

Infuse everything you create with the inability to act with violence.

RainbowKat729 11 years ago

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KillerCubePlays 10 years ago

Fuck off

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Money can't kill you. This is ridiculous, so therefore there"s no downside.

GeorgeWest 10 years ago

just make something safe... like food. That isnt hard.

Louriana Davis 13 years ago

I would make... A SQUIDDLE PLUSH (as seen in Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie) (I have no idea why I just did this... XD)

pitbullxstaffyxrescuers 11 years ago

I'm going to hit it just because it's a really low percentage. If it wad more than 1% I wouldn't. But, seriously, I could invent the first robot unicorn.

1065103358 last year

我有一个朋友。他很好很好……但有一天，他永远离开了，什么也没留下。我会用我的生命，换取他的原谅。抱歉，我不会再失去你…… 在天堂的你啊，能回复我吗？

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