Will You Press The Button?

ParrotRoyale 11 months ago

For anyone wondering that is a 99.999% chance of success after making ONE MILLION OBJECTS

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

AltriveGetReal-Gif-293492783 3 years ago

Nooo Jonesy would never

-Delta- 9 years ago

At least this guy has the decency not to break thermodynamics

Master Red 13 years ago

Is this a Fire Emblem 0.00000001% or a Pokemon. Cause if it's fire emblem statistics, I'm not gonna fucking do it.

-Delta- 9 years ago

Yah iff it was 99.999999999999 in fire emblem then i would take it

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mememan69 10 years ago

i crave death anyways

PkmnQ 7 years ago

I would create a thing that could kill everything I make. There is still a 0.00000001% chance it could kill me, but if it succeeds, it turns into a 0% chance.

NievilliS 7 years ago

Youre basically talking about a technician

Lzke 8 years ago

I shall create a plush unicorn and releat it until it becomes alive and tries to kill me. Just because I'm curious how a plush unicorn can kill a human.

Justin J-franksta Frank 13 years ago

you're more likely to get struck by lightning....

SpamtonG.Spamton 3 years ago

Quartzfire that makes sense

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BlueShell 8 years ago

Create memes. Win-Win.

whenjohnsteindied 9 years ago

ok, first: you have more of a chance of getting hit directly by a meteor than this, second: pizza can't kill you

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Statistically speaking, more people die of (symptoms of) old age than by their own creation that was reanimated.

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bouncingdonutz 9 years ago

Hmmm 0.00000001% chance huh... VERY likely...

bouncingdonutz 9 years ago

screw it, ill press it.

Heartbreaker14 11 years ago

I'd create everyone from Undertale but instead of Flowey it'll be Asriel.

&macr;\\\\_(ãƒ„)_/&macr; 10 years ago

You're an inspiration for birth control

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Andreas Jokiel 13 years ago

I would morph Justin Bieber into something useful.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

@Nosaj would turning someone into food then eating them constitute as cannibalism?

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Erick Rodgers 13 years ago

Anything... Working TARDIS, Check, Device to turn anyone I wish into a Time Lord, Check, Indestructible Sword, check, Dragon Egg, check, Adamantium armor, check. And food if I ever need it, check.

LetMeReplyPlease 4 years ago

Sonic Screwdriver

Trevor Campbell 13 years ago

So about a 4 times less likely than winning the lottery

Loophole-alert 9 years ago

Actually, over 3000 times less likely.

EvilGummibear04 10 years ago

I'll create something with self destruct

AmazonReimu 4 years ago

I really need an air fryer let me just make one real qui- explodes

Anerivbo 11 years ago

I'd create mega man zero.

PotatoSavage 9 years ago

close to impossible and if it happens theres something called "I CAN MAKE A LIGHTSABER BITCH"

Sharky L 11 years ago

Duo Brando. Because Fuck you and Fuck me.

Tired_VWORP 6 years ago

So, a cool superpower.

MadamJelly 11 years ago

I can already create anything I want...then again I am just thinking about art. I don't want the additional chance of death attached to it.

BZeller 12 years ago

So 1 in every ten billion times? I'll take the risk

Dilan 11 years ago

Create: My husband, 100 mio. euro, perfect A's

Joshua Bentley-Allen 13 years ago

*puts on aviators* I like those odds

MClover :D 11 years ago

Another time I wish the button actualy worked

happy126 9 years ago

what If u create a Dick how will it kill me by FUCKING ME TO DEATH🤣🤣🤣

Dark_Games 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Charlie Turner 13 years ago

Risk I'm willing to take

Ender25 2 years ago

I like those odds 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰

RebornLT 11 years ago

Cthulhu, the kraken and Godzilla. All the Pokemon. And become the leader of team flare and recreate the world into a more beautiful place

Panifex 9 years ago

You could create more than 500 million things and still have a 95% chance of survival. There is no reason not to press this button.

atrus 11 years ago

Seeing as what I would create is inanimate, that negates the kill me thing.

theonlysans 10 years ago

OR I dunk it with a faster blaster

Dragon Slaya 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

KaiOFEledees 9 years ago

Well if i end up dead, at least I'll go out in style.

tomato 12 years ago

DONT READ THIS U WILL B KISSD BY UR CRUSH THIS FRIDAY SAY UR NAM 10x SAY UR MOMS NAME 5x NOW SAY UR CRUSHES NAME 5x THEN POST THIS ON 5 OTHER GRUPS IN 143 MIN. IF U DONT U WILL HAVE BAD BAD LUCK

tomboy5454 10 years ago

Wait but I draw nothing but wolf ðŸº

sonictheoofhog4 5 years ago

well thats rare

Migdin1 10 years ago

I can still create weapons, and indestructible armor,the chance of me dying has been lowered alot.

Michael William Nicholas 13 years ago

Well if that somthing comes alive and tries to kill u you just make somthign that will protect since you can create anythign

Nacas 11 years ago

You CAN... just use it in case or emergency ! ^^

cash5466 11 years ago

its worth it. cthulu, here i come

DailyNerdStudios 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Anonumous 9 years ago

Just make a little pillow it cant harm you much then just rip it if it dares come near. Literally. Just press the button!

Sahara 11 years ago

The key word there is *attempt and *most likely. Now that I have knowledge it may kill me, I can know it's weaknesses, and plan for them.

The Black Knight 10 years ago

Oh I'm taking this risk, without a doubt. One time I make a quadrillion dollars, then I could buy people to make my own Pokemon and there is a one in a billion chance of that happening with that much money I could get security!

John Kim 13 years ago

Even if you made 100000000 things, none would probably come alive

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