You have all the money you could ever need, without having to work
but
You become a magnet for birds and they constantly poop on you whenever you go outside.
I will not

TheEggThing 11 years ago
Mommy! Get the umbrella!

WBGrock 11 years ago
Umbrella and rainsuit. Cheap solution.

Elficeq 11 years ago
With all that money I can easilly get rid of those birds after few days no prob

Kingtasean 9 years ago
In this world, they is something called "Online Shopping"...

iceman9518 11 years ago
*pulls out umbrella* Oh, im shoppi-*PLOP*-ng!

ChillyCate 10 years ago
Um its called a umbrella?

Brad Bullock 13 years ago
i dont go outside :)

Rusul 4 years ago
🤣🤣🤣
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RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago
its called an umbrella. use one people.

ɜ 6 years ago
I whould get my guards to shot them

Brreezy 6 years ago
Lemme get my Amazon packages an pizza hut real quick

John Colin Dement 13 years ago
have an umbrella

SCG-1171 4 years ago
I'll take it FROM you. Thank you
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KurimuzonTora 11 years ago
Hello fancy rain coat

Gorflop 9 years ago
Build a glass enclosure with sunlight coming through. DOWNSIDE: Inflamation, like in the great depression

Sunperman 9 years ago
we want that money for not going outside

Strongnite22 9 years ago
I never leave the house, buy UV lights and open some windows.

AraPlayzz 9 years ago
I’ll stick an umbrella to ma hat $&/&)&@

AlphaPheonix 9 years ago
What"s a bird and outside?

BlueButton 9 years ago
Peasants, take these birds away from me and cover my body

Pabide 9 years ago
I hate birds so no.

Q297 9 years ago
Sure i mean just where a rain suit and get more

Dared 9 years ago
Umbrella

MrCookieman24 9 years ago
Use a big umbrella. Problem solved

VelocityRaptor28 9 years ago
never leave home, order everything online

ERROR_404-USERNAME_NOT_FOUND 9 years ago
Lol its called "having a arse load of money, so you order scientists to create a bird deflecting shield that will vaporize any bird that gets close"

That_One_Furry 9 years ago
Constant poncho

Atomicman960 9 years ago
Wear an umbrella

Pharid Madawaki 13 years ago
wipe out the entire bird population

EriStitch 4 years ago
Yeah use a hunting rifle to shoot one dead
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Eric Petersen 13 years ago
Wear a hat and jacket whenever you go outside

Natille Severson-Potts 13 years ago
Why would I ever go outside if i had all the money I needed

minimeg 9 years ago
To use the money ? XD

April Reese 13 years ago
I never go outside. Unless it's to the store. But wait...online shopping!

StormyAnne 9 years ago
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BrassLupas 11 years ago
why would I need to go outside? I can just get someone to go get the stuff for me.

zhy12 4 years ago
umbrella lol

HolyMemeTrash 10 years ago
I never go outside so I'll be fine.

Vicamu 8 years ago
Use mirror force

DidIPressTheButton__ 5 years ago
Id buy the fucking gov. And ask them to stop them😂😂... Wait how about I hire a person to kill every bird in site

XDRandomGamerDX 10 years ago
Make a House bigger than the country ur currently in with the money so ir never actually "outside" and when u go to a different country u bring an umbrella. Done.

SupeCrazyRooster 11 years ago
I will stay inside

Timecraftian 10 years ago
I get this one every 5 minutes

Niko15TOA 11 years ago
Better get umbrella.

zombiemsn3000 9 years ago
Umbrella

MinaCannibal 11 years ago
One word: UMBRELLA! plus I'm always inside.

jiuxintong last year
so easy,when you have enough money just kill them

BlackVeilBrideFTW 10 years ago
If you don't have to work, you don't have to go outside

MooseGirl4234 12 years ago
Good thing I don't go outside

lordananas 6 years ago
Just get an umbrella man

Zacattac 10 years ago
become statue person record you trolling people. they will all so easily because birds wouldn't go near a person normally

Hyltran 3 years ago
There’s a big difference between need and want.

FlameBlaze 10 years ago
Momey money money money moneymoney money money, and i would get a shoutgun and kill them all

Lolgonewrong 12 years ago
Buy a very large umbrella hat thats light as a feather ??? profit
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