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You have all the money you could ever need, without having to work

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You become a magnet for birds and they constantly poop on you whenever you go outside.

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TheEggThing 11 years ago

Mommy! Get the umbrella!

WBGrock 11 years ago

Umbrella and rainsuit. Cheap solution.

Elficeq 11 years ago

With all that money I can easilly get rid of those birds after few days no prob

Kingtasean 9 years ago

In this world, they is something called "Online Shopping"...

iceman9518 11 years ago

*pulls out umbrella* Oh, im shoppi-*PLOP*-ng!

ChillyCate 10 years ago

Um its called a umbrella?

Brad Bullock 13 years ago

i dont go outside :)

Rusul 4 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

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RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago

its called an umbrella. use one people.

Éœ 6 years ago

I whould get my guards to shot them

Brreezy 6 years ago

Lemme get my Amazon packages an pizza hut real quick

John Colin Dement 13 years ago

have an umbrella

SCG-1171 4 years ago

I'll take it FROM you. Thank you

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KurimuzonTora 11 years ago

Hello fancy rain coat

Gorflop 9 years ago

Build a glass enclosure with sunlight coming through. DOWNSIDE: Inflamation, like in the great depression

Sunperman 9 years ago

we want that money for not going outside

Strongnite22 9 years ago

I never leave the house, buy UV lights and open some windows.

AraPlayzz 9 years ago

I’ll stick an umbrella to ma hat $&/&)&@

AlphaPheonix 9 years ago

What"s a bird and outside?

BlueButton 9 years ago

Peasants, take these birds away from me and cover my body

Pabide 9 years ago

I hate birds so no.

Q297 9 years ago

Sure i mean just where a rain suit and get more

Dared 9 years ago

Umbrella

MrCookieman24 9 years ago

Use a big umbrella. Problem solved

VelocityRaptor28 9 years ago

never leave home, order everything online

ERROR_404-USERNAME_NOT_FOUND 9 years ago

Lol its called "having a arse load of money, so you order scientists to create a bird deflecting shield that will vaporize any bird that gets close"

That_One_Furry 9 years ago

Constant poncho

Atomicman960 9 years ago

Wear an umbrella

Pharid Madawaki 13 years ago

wipe out the entire bird population

EriStitch 4 years ago

Yeah use a hunting rifle to shoot one dead

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Eric Petersen 13 years ago

Wear a hat and jacket whenever you go outside

Natille Severson-Potts 13 years ago

Why would I ever go outside if i had all the money I needed

minimeg 9 years ago

To use the money ? XD

April Reese 13 years ago

I never go outside. Unless it's to the store. But wait...online shopping!

Dogeness 10 years ago

GUYS WOW I FOUND THIS AMAZING THING.. ITS CALLED AN UNMBRELLA

maxwellduo 11 years ago

Umbrella was always the answer

Za_Taiyo 5 years ago

Yes, shit on me you fuckers, I shit back

Warriordc1_Plays | Dakito-kun&trade; 10 years ago

Wait, it says whenever you go outside. What exactly is an outside?

ScorpionTheGamer 11 years ago

Lol tell someone else to do it for u LOL

Kevinnnn 6 years ago

If u don't need a job and have Everything then why would u even go out

flash flood 10 years ago

Fun simple answer grap a shotgun a shot next cook boom food

Alekz 9 years ago

Don't go out! Obviously

...Loading... 11 years ago

invest in something that stops the bird pooping on you :)

ikunrap 3 months ago

我家有伞

Come-to-the-dark-side 10 years ago

Instead of mom get the camera it would be mom get the umbrella

sunnysunsunftw 12 years ago

If I have all that money, I can afford an umbrella.

Red1007 9 years ago

Dont go outside, but if you do, bring umbrella

DSIgameboy 11 years ago

Use an umbrella

PrinceEKC 3 years ago

I’ll just wear a helmet

CherishKitty 10 years ago

theres a thing called an umbrella

pizzaqueeninmydreams 12 years ago

I don't go outside

JoMaxo 8 years ago

-fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap-

GoombaStomper008 11 years ago

Won't go outside. ---DEAL WITH IT---

TooSoonJason 4 years ago

Birds, as in chickens, how would a chicken poop on you? Raise it"s leg like a dog?

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