Will You Press The Button?

Ninja_pig9 years ago

Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

Stalin69last year

Over 40 years ago now

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The_old_hag9 years ago

Well I shit my pants again

bombday8 years ago

better is bread with a happy heart then wealth with vexation

Xeronite9 years ago

Much spam such anoying

Panifex7 years ago

Where is the upside here? The stress of the job coupled with the high possibility for assassination by radical groups means I wouldn't be king for very long anyway; dying alone without finding love means I won't produce an heir, so there is a good chance t...[Show full comment]

Marianbitch8 years ago

Instead of king for girls it"s queen

2fab4ubich9 years ago

HA! jokes on you im a girl, and I can't become a king

Migdin17 years ago

If you swap genders to male the you can be a king

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Michael Schwartz12 years ago

i would rather be a peasant with love then a lonely king anyday..

Bountyhunter32337 years ago

Perfect...there is still light in the world

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beta10 years ago

well that escalated quickly

Cheeeselast year

what if you already don't have control of the bowels

RamHam19 years ago

Hmm, nobody said I couldn't become a peasant and then become a king with love and die for family.

Anthony Harrison9 years ago

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ddubz8579 years ago

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Bountyhunter32337 years ago

3 things 1. Love is more important than ruling 2. I'm way too lazy to be a king 3. It sounds stressful

Asshat010 years ago

If you re king, force a relationship. You make the rules.

Friendlymouse8 years ago

Hello what about being a queen

DavidLetterman9 years ago

So basically I'm Hitler?

MommyDildo9 years ago

There's always that one guy who doesn't fuck off and gets on everyone's nerves FUCK YOU KEINO

HUGE_ANIME_TIDDIES9 years ago

Are there any girls on this website lol

MazMeowmam8 years ago

I don't think any of girls would ever comment to you with that name... XD " HUGE_ANIME_TIDDIDS "

MLG DOGE 420 XXNOSCOPEXX9 years ago

I have loved with hookers

Onaga9 years ago

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Ionlydidthistocomment4 years ago

I don’t wanna be a king anyway

ravebrain9 years ago

i will live on a toilet for a few years as i correct all the worlds problems and invest in planetary colonization of mars and terraforming technology

sayaka10 years ago

The mayor does not like Kings... CANTOWN FOR THE WIN

Yuri-Chan8 years ago

I want kids so i wont press the button.

MommyDildo9 years ago

I Don't Wanna Die My Ass Off

KitKatTheRed8 years ago

I"M (not) THE KING OF THE WORLD

Mr Medical9 years ago

Just wear a bucket on your ass and a cup on your dick and there will be slightly fixed. If its love you want just get a hooker. Easy-As-Worlds easiest game

Eric Pedrido12 years ago

*If I could rule, the world, I'd shit uncontollably-hee, dun dun dun da-dun dun da dun dun* -coldplay

bungus23 months ago

what is this question lmao??

vinicyos9 years ago

i can fuck some bitchs all ready

MazMeowmam8 years ago

Are you gay? Not to be offensive.

MixedFandoms7 years ago

So, I get to be King George the III?

Maqil9 years ago

Fuck love.

Bcorb659 years ago

Not my bowels!

redstoneminer1119 years ago

why the website uses cookies

thor145810 years ago

I'll follow in the footsteps of Leonardo DeCaprio "I'm the king of the world"... Only I refuse to get killed by my love throwing me into the ice cold water.

FaggotxxNamexx8 years ago

That doesn't mean that you can't have sex, that doesn't count as love.

Imoutofnameideas8 years ago

No will when you crap on them.

ChunkyRaguYT8 years ago

Basically I would be king of the world and my future live life would stay the same as it would normally. I see no downside.

nilsilly9 years ago

I'll be lord shitstorm XD

Beans65439 years ago

I'd rather be POOR and have a Happy/Sad little family of my own than be lonely and be King of the World.

kikifich9 years ago

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