Will You Press The Button?

Ninja_pig9 years ago

Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

Stalin69last year

Over 40 years ago now

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The_old_hag9 years ago

Well I shit my pants again

bombday8 years ago

better is bread with a happy heart then wealth with vexation

Xeronite9 years ago

Much spam such anoying

Panifex7 years ago

Where is the upside here? The stress of the job coupled with the high possibility for assassination by radical groups means I wouldn't be king for very long anyway; dying alone without finding love means I won't produce an heir, so there is a good chance t...[Show full comment]

Marianbitch8 years ago

Instead of king for girls it"s queen

2fab4ubich9 years ago

HA! jokes on you im a girl, and I can't become a king

Migdin17 years ago

If you swap genders to male the you can be a king

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Michael Schwartz12 years ago

i would rather be a peasant with love then a lonely king anyday..

Bountyhunter32337 years ago

Perfect...there is still light in the world

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beta10 years ago

well that escalated quickly

SussyBoi8427 years ago

How come the question about if you press the button and your dog dies, has less disagreement

sparble429 years ago

hover toilet. problem solved.

Iamledoctor9 years ago

I'm Donald Trump, already the king of the world

MommyDildo9 years ago

Then If a your Donald Trump TELL ME WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO BECOME PRESIDENT AND DO YOU OWN TRUMP UNIVERSITY AND DO YOU LIKE PORNO

Bedrockbasher1210 years ago

This isn't a legit comment.

S1D3R1T38 years ago

I'm already lonely

DiabloRidr8 years ago

KING?! XD! I am to lazy to be king.

M3eep9 years ago

Who cares about love? I am the king bitches!

Perc9 years ago

I'd enslave you all and kill you for my amusement.

FaZeBanshee9 years ago

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KittyGirlLOL3 years ago

I will not press the button cuz it says king and im a girl not a boy

Deadpool9209 years ago

Titanic where Leonardo died on the toilet

*beast*10 years ago

my thrown would be a toilet SUCK IT

MLG DOGE 420 XXNOSCOPEXX9 years ago

Donald trump!

tinklogical7 years ago

a animal can love you :3

J8188011 years ago

Adopt a son for an heir

Mynameielala1238 years ago

I dont want to be leader

That guy who use up his life on meaningless website like this one R.I.P9 years ago

This is a wonderfull idea! I will take everone i see!!!!! and...

Dalek-Of-Gallifrey9 years ago

Oh hell no

ConsultingAngelInABowtie119 years ago

I am a girl so I would become a queen meaning either way this does not apply to me.

CreeperCraft1379 years ago

I need dose muddakwukking bowels

Crabiolli4 years ago

I'm lonely all the time

KawaiiCelebi9 years ago

Soooo I'm a girl. I become queen the bowel movements happen regularly. Aight sounds good.

vitor_bowen9 years ago

i do not want to be a king :P

sayaka10 years ago

The mayor does not like Kings... CANTOWN FOR THE WIN

HannahOran219 years ago

I will sacrifices for the betterment of humanity. I WILL REIN.

Acat648 years ago

I'm not a man

Cheeeselast year

what if you already don't have control of the bowels

RamHam19 years ago

Hmm, nobody said I couldn't become a peasant and then become a king with love and die for family.

Anthony Harrison9 years ago

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ddubz8579 years ago

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Bountyhunter32337 years ago

3 things 1. Love is more important than ruling 2. I'm way too lazy to be a king 3. It sounds stressful

Asshat010 years ago

If you re king, force a relationship. You make the rules.

Friendlymouse8 years ago

Hello what about being a queen

DavidLetterman9 years ago

So basically I'm Hitler?

MommyDildo9 years ago

There's always that one guy who doesn't fuck off and gets on everyone's nerves FUCK YOU KEINO

HUGE_ANIME_TIDDIES9 years ago

Are there any girls on this website lol

MazMeowmam8 years ago

I don't think any of girls would ever comment to you with that name... XD " HUGE_ANIME_TIDDIDS "

MLG DOGE 420 XXNOSCOPEXX9 years ago

I have loved with hookers

Onaga9 years ago

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Ionlydidthistocomment4 years ago

I don’t wanna be a king anyway

ravebrain9 years ago

i will live on a toilet for a few years as i correct all the worlds problems and invest in planetary colonization of mars and terraforming technology

Yuri-Chan8 years ago

I want kids so i wont press the button.

MommyDildo9 years ago

I Don't Wanna Die My Ass Off

sayaka10 years ago

The mayor does not like Kings... CANTOWN FOR THE WIN

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