You can fall in love with anyone you want and marry them
but
You can have sex once a year
I will not

Sperbey 10 years ago
It doesn't say only

dudebro101 11 years ago
So basically marriage

IkeaManager 5 years ago
Yeah

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago
You CAN have sex once a year, not ONLY have sex once a year. You dumbass LOOPHOLES FOR DAYSrn

word 4 years ago
You’re the dumbass

InfiniteLaserz 11 years ago
It says CAN have sex once a year. BANG LIKE BUNNIES

poopo2222 3 years ago
stfu loser

87Oscar87 9 years ago
I'm asexual, so it doesn't matter. However, some commenters are confused (bigoted) about asexuals. One user has been saying it"s human nature to have sex, I disagree. It is nature to have sex. Most of the time. Some, like me, have no sexual attraction towa... [Show full comment]

soul_seeker 6 years ago
meh i think asexual just means you dont have a crush on anyone at the moment
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read this comment you scrub 9 years ago
Ill just fuck for multiple days straight

ZaneP 13 years ago
More than I get right now

Hinata-chan 8 years ago
Same xD
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Allyournamessuck 9 years ago
Downside?

Jamez2201 9 years ago
Notice "can have" not only have😁 or just use an ancient calender that uses moon cycles as years or something

I find all the loopholes 10 years ago
Doesnt day you can't have it more than once, it only says you can have is once

Eskimobill1919 10 years ago
This actually does nothing with this wording, it simply says you can fall in love and marry someone, not that it will actually will happen. And of course it doesn't you can't have sex more than once a year. This one does literally nothing. Unless you can't feel love or have sex that is.

dinosandlions 11 years ago
*asexuals laughing in the distance*

GitGood 11 years ago
*Asexual snicker*

coffhar 9 years ago
It says "can" not "can only". XD

GDPYT 10 years ago
It doesn't say only. Just says can.

skidmark634 10 years ago
WHATS SEX

ZSL last year
八年了长大了吗
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Sizzle 10 years ago
You can always just cuddle, so, fuck yes.

DJEMDOWG 9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t... [Show full comment]

Timsimm2 11 years ago
As an asexual the choice is obvious

BlueAngel03 11 years ago
Once? Well wouldn't that make the once bloody magnificent then? No?

Gavin Crawford 13 years ago
What's with all the people saying they're asexual nowadays? Stupid kids, grow up.

Starsinthesky 5 years ago
It’s not a choice, you can’t grow out of it, it’s not like people just choose it or something. Seriously dude, that’s like telling kids to change their eye Color. It’s impossible.
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Martin Seaton 13 years ago
As long as I can choose to not have the sex at all, then I'm good.

Epicgamerbro88 6 years ago
agreed
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Genae Graham 13 years ago
jokes on them I'm Asexual. i didn't want sex in the first place

HelloIamAce 10 years ago
We just don't want sex, deal with it.
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Gavin Crawford 13 years ago
HURR IM ASEXUAL IM UGLY AS FUCK AND AN IDIOT I DONT WANT THE SEX

HelloIamAce 10 years ago
Because we don't want sex... It's just how we are
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theO0032 9 years ago
That" song entirely an upside. No downside (since there"s no "have to" or "only")

ravjo 12 years ago
Does annonse Else understand? IT says you can have sex once a year, it doesn't sa you can only have sex once a year. No downside

DGLDOMINATOR 10 years ago
With my luck it be the one and she had quadruplits.

Used Tissue 11 years ago
You can masturbate

byakitty 10 years ago
Do we..... HAVE to have the sex?

iluvcaleo 11 years ago
whats wrong with that?

Rayzzonn 9 years ago
There are much better things than sex.

Thirdy YeAh 13 years ago
is BJ included?

RocketPadGamer 6 years ago
I don't want sex

Martin9095 11 years ago
soooooooooooooo

GhostGirl627 10 years ago
Marrige

the windowsnerd 11 years ago
i dont careeeee

Slyde 11 years ago
I luv it!

Shoot_me_already 9 years ago
You "can" it doesnt say you have to.

HelloIamAce 10 years ago
Well I'm asexual so not a problem

Helpmegotosleep 3 years ago
You said this 3 times

GuyOnButtonSchool 8 months ago
Ill use it on my sister

Cutie cooler gamer 11 years ago
Asexuals.... Be proud of yourself, others, .-. Wtf?rn

UnicornSparklePants 9 years ago
Noooo.

City of Birth 12 years ago
Ou, perfect, I'm asexual anyway :D

zaw 5 years ago
အကောင်

JoeySTRIKE 11 years ago
Oh fuck that

Ocelotz 9 years ago
you CAN, so its alteast once a year

narwal22 10 years ago
keep it going till next year #Longestsexever

bulzargameing 10 years ago
it"s more than i get or have ever goten

ChillyChelly 11 years ago
What if they don't love you back?

cheeseburger53 8 years ago
You can... but if you wanna you can have more than that

DiddioMaster 11 years ago
it didnt say 'only' once a year therefore no downside

Xxpink_cakexX 9 years ago
Will they love you back?
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