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Sperbey 10 years ago

It doesn't say only

dudebro101 11 years ago

So basically marriage

IkeaManager 5 years ago

Yeah

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

You CAN have sex once a year, not ONLY have sex once a year. You dumbass LOOPHOLES FOR DAYSrn

word 4 years ago

You’re the dumbass

InfiniteLaserz 11 years ago

It says CAN have sex once a year. BANG LIKE BUNNIES

poopo2222 3 years ago

stfu loser

87Oscar87 9 years ago

I'm asexual, so it doesn't matter. However, some commenters are confused (bigoted) about asexuals. One user has been saying it"s human nature to have sex, I disagree. It is nature to have sex. Most of the time. Some, like me, have no sexual attraction towa... [Show full comment]

soul_seeker 6 years ago

meh i think asexual just means you dont have a crush on anyone at the moment

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read this comment you scrub 9 years ago

Ill just fuck for multiple days straight

ZaneP 13 years ago

More than I get right now

Hinata-chan 8 years ago

Same xD

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Allyournamessuck 9 years ago

Downside?

Jamez2201 9 years ago

Notice "can have" not only have😁 or just use an ancient calender that uses moon cycles as years or something

I find all the loopholes 10 years ago

Doesnt day you can't have it more than once, it only says you can have is once

Eskimobill1919 10 years ago

This actually does nothing with this wording, it simply says you can fall in love and marry someone, not that it will actually will happen. And of course it doesn't you can't have sex more than once a year. This one does literally nothing. Unless you can't feel love or have sex that is.

dinosandlions 11 years ago

*asexuals laughing in the distance*

GitGood 11 years ago

*Asexual snicker*

coffhar 9 years ago

It says "can" not "can only". XD

GDPYT 10 years ago

It doesn't say only. Just says can.

skidmark634 10 years ago

WHATS SEX

ZSL last year

八年了长大了吗

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Sizzle 10 years ago

You can always just cuddle, so, fuck yes.

DJEMDOWG 9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t... [Show full comment]

Timsimm2 11 years ago

As an asexual the choice is obvious

BlueAngel03 11 years ago

Once? Well wouldn't that make the once bloody magnificent then? No?

Gavin Crawford 13 years ago

What's with all the people saying they're asexual nowadays? Stupid kids, grow up.

Starsinthesky 5 years ago

It’s not a choice, you can’t grow out of it, it’s not like people just choose it or something. Seriously dude, that’s like telling kids to change their eye Color. It’s impossible.

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Martin Seaton 13 years ago

As long as I can choose to not have the sex at all, then I'm good.

Epicgamerbro88 6 years ago

agreed

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Genae Graham 13 years ago

jokes on them I'm Asexual. i didn't want sex in the first place

HelloIamAce 10 years ago

We just don't want sex, deal with it.

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Gavin Crawford 13 years ago

HURR IM ASEXUAL IM UGLY AS FUCK AND AN IDIOT I DONT WANT THE SEX

HelloIamAce 10 years ago

Because we don't want sex... It's just how we are

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Kingkappa 8 years ago

Well considering the impotrance of it id ask my partner if we"re cool to have sex with 3rd parties and be together asexually.

Helpmegotosleep 3 years ago

Bro just invented poly relationships

avrand6 11 years ago

Once a year? No thank you

myzer 10 years ago

homoromantic so that doesn't bother me

DJEMDOWG 9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t... [Show full comment]

8-BitMan 11 years ago

he did not u would die its more like ur mom telling not to so HELL YESS

Triggeredhawkmemes 10 years ago

Never said only

Happy Virus 11 years ago

i can masturbate on him ....

DJEMDOWG 9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t... [Show full comment]

SetoNara 9 years ago

No human is asexul only some animals are asexual so shut up you idots who say you"re asexual

Kiko Avin 12 years ago

Gavin Crawford you are the one who needs to grow up just because someone does not have the urge to have sex doesn't make them any less of a person we are all beautiful Straight Gay Bisexual Pansexual Asexual and all others sexual orientation shouldn't matt... [Show full comment]

potpie99 11 years ago

but what about the babies!!!? (and the sex)

MrChokesOnDick 11 years ago

People what the fuck is wrong with you??! I'd rather kill myself than only be able to have sex once in a year.

undertale=life 11 years ago

I agree

AndrijaFuncyman 10 years ago

Downside?

Dziber 6 years ago

Me:realiseing that i gonna have sex and gf of my choice

silversniper99 11 years ago

good enough for me XD

R2D2O2 11 years ago

uh you can have power sex !!!

schijt 9 years ago

i dont wan sex ;_;

peanutbutterpegasus 11 years ago

Is it bad that I read this and started touching myself?

CyborgOswald 9 years ago

this is healthier

Aria Leone 13 years ago

Doesnt say anything about not having sex the rest of the time

Kat3 10 years ago

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aLIEz last year

so what‘s the disadvantage？I didn’t find it.My lover is a boy which is pretty cute. I like him. I wanna do this once an hour

TheDuckApocalypse 11 years ago

She can always MAKE me horny

TheFakeBryanGiha 10 years ago

It doesn't say that you can only have sex once per year, just that you can have it once per year.

Za_Taiyo 5 years ago

I mean, I like a platonic relationship

MrWinner 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

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KuleBeenz 9 years ago

It never said you can ONLY have it once a year...

Eric Booker 13 years ago

sounds like Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean, yep, only 4 times shorter

AhmetSabir 8 years ago

It says you can not you have to loophole

kingsling345 11 years ago

hell no

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