Will You Press The Button?

electro_2 years ago

Just patch up the hole. Easy.

NEGUSlast year

someone is disabled

Lilacsbloom9 years ago

Dude I get periods, it's the least of my problems.

NEGUSlast year

womp womp let me lick it up

IToldYouBefore8 years ago

If you were a robot, would you not therefor have a digital conscience and so could download yourself into a body that isn't leaking oil? And you could choose any body you want, have multiple bodies and therefor live forever.

NEGUSlast year

omg plz stop you are what makes this unfun

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YourWorstNightmare12348 years ago

it will clean it for me

Kittenlover1018 years ago

What is it?

The_failed_artist5 years ago

I dont mind

Retardness9 years ago

So actually you would be a robot which constantly wets himself?

Tonyscarface049 years ago

Shut the front door

ATSLoopholes8 years ago

*shuts* alright done what next?

elisemopie9 years ago

That's essentially what being on your period is like.

YourWorstNightmare12348 years ago

hahaha but blood is easier to clean up than oil

Sillysandwitch029 years ago

Attach a bucket where you're leaking. Then fuel your car with it, simple!

Vincent Doorman12 years ago

Keyword: supersmart. I'll figure something out

BliepMonster2 years ago

epicdaniel there are robots with emotions rn

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asrielthefallen9 years ago

Get an upgrade and run on batteries

that one guy who says first every time9 years ago

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the11thdoctor9 years ago

So a cyberman?

srduh29 years ago

sucks oil back into meself

Sixx8 years ago

Ductape

ThePaulDude7 years ago

YEAH! The Escapists answer for everything.

Cami5058 years ago

Bruh thats exactly like girls on their periods and somehow we manage just wear a pad/or tampon

CarolinMalonne8 years ago

I don't even want to be a robot....

FuckNugget8 years ago

I dont like this one

HexGaming8 years ago

There is something called diapers.

LogicWizard31410 years ago

I'll just make someone else clean it up.

asdfghjklqwertyuiop10 years ago

what if I'm already robot...he he....i mean......hi

Mcloud Michael12 years ago

I'm not going to clean it up. next problem

P78 years ago

Umm... You'll run out of oil, maybe? That"s not a big problem

Brenna Wiley12 years ago

If you were a robot you wouldn't have the emotional capacity to actually care.

BoredBrandon9 years ago

But Super Intelligent Robots Have AE (Artificial Emotions)

Chris Baird12 years ago

awesome robot powers go

cloudkiss30 days ago

I don't want to be a robot.

Don'tyouevergetthefeelingwhereyoucantthinkofaname9 years ago

No emotions at all and no dick so no just no.

peridotcristalclod7 years ago

if i have robot-super power i can also create cleaning machines that clean my mess

Nelson Martinez12 years ago

Worth it

abcedarian9 years ago

how do you tap

Jako90568 years ago

Maybe make myself a uranium driven robot

bubbzaz 9 years ago

I dont have to clen it up

Lemmondoggy9 years ago

Smart robot auto cleans oil then patches itself up

IVAN CIPHER9 years ago

Im BATMAN

KingHoldz7 years ago

Wait... where does the oil come from exactly??

BigRedButton9878 years ago

But then I have to follow all the laws of robotics. I wanna kill somethin"!

just press it (or don't)9 years ago

i don't want to be a robot, it would be dull

McSkellington7 years ago

Clean it up with my awesome robot powers

Thegirlwithcookies11 years ago

I do;t have to clean it.

Mister-E8 years ago

But cybertronians don't have oil to leak

that one guy who says first every time9 years ago

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ThePaulDude7 years ago

Just add a tube that goes back into the fuel tank so you'll never lose oil again.

Tay Got Game9 years ago

then if you are super smart you can clean up the oil with something you probably invented

PT97 years ago

I'll just sniff a bit of flex glue

Daedolon Mage10 years ago

I'm a smart robot, I will fix myself so i don't slide with my own oil.

BetaEchoNovember9 years ago

first, robot.., no. then, super-smart but not smart enough to patch up an oil leak? no. then then, awesome robot powers but not efficient enough to clean up your own leak? this is an easy no.