Age 5x slower.
but
All your friends, family, lovers and children will outgrow you.
I will not


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Anonymgord 10 years ago
Umm, are you just listing the consequences or actually trying to make it a dilemma?

Allie54321 10 years ago
Ikr

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
I'm tired of this "doctor who" sh**

peepman20 6 years ago
do you mean doctor what?
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jamesmoriarty 12 years ago
Doctor Who?

eeTns 2 years ago
这个我是真想要
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jadyncute6 9 years ago
i wnt to age 5x faster plz

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
U wanna die sooner?

Ixion Wunderwaffe 13 years ago
dont see down side

yukari-akiyama 5 years ago
yep, im shitler
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JarebareGaming2 11 years ago
If you press the button you can't have sex between 1-12

Lucario9906 5 years ago
Literally no downside, the "downside" actually just removed the consequence of living longer.

oliver2511 11 years ago
Donkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuyyyyyuuyyyyyyyyyyer

TheBossBitch 8 years ago
Okkkayyyy...? Where’s the downside???

Lightcore 9 years ago
That might happen anyways

demonslayer7500 11 years ago
Look like 40 actually 97

ZaneLion 11 years ago
I will not?

marry-chen last year
不是永生，但是能活更久，多好

Wolf123 9 years ago
I like being small. #smolduck :D

cielcore 6 years ago
im 5"1 everyone has outgrown me anyway

epikpie 10 years ago
That"d make for one hell of a midlife crisis.

GrimGuy111 11 years ago
I don't like this one

Iamsuasidal 9 years ago
Notice me sempie

hanjean 10 years ago
I.:-( no ill grow faster they can live forever my lugs shall love on!

Urkedurke 11 years ago
soooooooo..........

DanTheMan1234 9 years ago
what is a downside? i have not seen it in so long...

Skyrim lover 11 years ago
yea not pressing the btton i like being as tall as every adult in my family at age 10

Skyrim lover 11 years ago
my computer dosent like me typing

Jennifer Clapp 13 years ago
ummmm...

lukaza12 9 years ago
so every one i know will be 2 meters or higher? wow

WolfTamer 9 years ago
Wouldn't you then have to find someone to marry when you are like actually 50 but you look like ur 20

WolfTamer 9 years ago
I didn't do the math right...

stanly 11 years ago
Crap I pressed it

stanly 11 years ago
The last one

Junyux 10 years ago
That down side do not make sence. If you live 5 times longer your friends obviously it's gonna outgrow you.

Chris Freakin Makin 11 years ago
Don't see a downside? Already the shortest in my family

CosmosQuest 8 years ago
woh broh, more time to play!

Overs33r 12 years ago
Sounds both interesting and depressing.

anonymousish 9 years ago
"Hey man when"s your birthday?" "Idk you wait for 5 years I guess"

the bitch that kills 10 years ago
This has already happened

NevIsDaBoss 9 years ago
doesn't this mean everyone I love will die before me?

Raiyanrazif 11 years ago
Sooo... I go to school 5 times longer? NOPE.

DarthYhonas 10 years ago
Umm no it didn't say that...

zombiemold 11 years ago
I'm a sayian

Evil_J 5 years ago
I don't want to live that long...

broden52 10 years ago
Not through puberty. NO

Allie54321 10 years ago
You are correct

SilverPhoenix_Virtual 9 years ago
I don't mind being short

Jester74 10 years ago
I don't see the upside

Gavindastar 11 years ago
It's 'Age of Adaline' all over again.

creeperxplder 11 years ago
That was bad. All of it is a down side.

Laura Tanner 13 years ago
But I would have to deal with my periods longer

asome 11 years ago
wat? ._.

Tumblrcrap 9 years ago
So you are basically immortal

dammm 3 years ago
What's the point of my life when my closest relatives are dead?

SomeLittleHetalian 9 years ago
Aph America: Davie? Why are you older all of a sudden? Davie? Please don't leave me!

RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago
DOCTOR WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!

virusmakr7788 10 years ago
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DacoolDUD 11 years ago
they will anyway

RadomLifeChoiceDayz 8 years ago
It really doesn’t matter if people are like taller than you it still doesn’t affect you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago
I know you"ve been smoking, but I still have to know. Pleese man. What??
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COUNTERLOGIC135 11 years ago
I want to be young firevur

Iamsuasidal 9 years ago
No upside noi
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