Will You Press The Button?

AcedOut 11 years ago

Being immortal would suck crap. When the world ends you'd just be sitting in space alone, forever.

EriStitch 4 years ago

Yeah

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Akvela 11 years ago

Imagine....a gold fish floating through space on a magical fish ADVENTURE!!!

skigma 2 years ago

wholesome

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TurtleSnakeFrog 11 years ago

I AM THE MIGHTY IMMORTAL GOLDFISH! FEAR ME YOU MORTALS! FEAR ME!!!!!!

Bloodandashes 9 years ago

Did you forget what else you were gonna say?

zombieslayer dragon born 11 years ago

Evolve

1337master 8 years ago

Goldfish evolved into... Slightly bigger Goldfish!

All_Sham_No_Wow 11 years ago

I don't want to be a goldfish forever... What happens if my owners have a cat, and it eats me... I'd have to watch as.... Leeaarrnninggg..... Whoop de fricking do....

gadlygamer 4 years ago

easy crawl out of the cat like an absolute boss, slap in the face with your fin then just hop back to your tank like an absolute badass

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theshyminion8809 11 years ago

American dad right here

RedCrossLord 11 years ago

I become that fish from American Dad? Fuck Yeah

EnderWolf21 8 years ago

Goldfishes forget everything in 5 minutes whats the deal bro?

nomnomnomnomnom1 6 years ago

Goldfish can remember things for up to a year. An improvement, but not ideal.

Alioli 9 years ago

I said yes to shape shifting a few minutes ago! I beat the game!

Malcolmxt 9 years ago

Living forever is already a no. A gold fish....

Mikuelious 9 years ago

No upside...

THE_COLOSSAL_BUTTON 9 years ago

How is it even in the 69"ers category ?

quickstirke 9 years ago

As well as I'm Immortal

NovaJ721 11 years ago

Goldfish has 3 sec memory... Why not, tho.

zues6destroyer 11 years ago

3 month memory minimum........

Sakura Valentine 13 years ago

But think about all the times you'll be flushed down the toilet.......

GarfunklScoob 10 years ago

Oh yeah the toilet is my favourite place to flush myself

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Aaron Yoder 13 years ago

blub blub

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago

Blub. Blub.

Gino Deinum 13 years ago

Goldfish on land awesum

Valma Bumstead 13 years ago

Hell yeah

80HADES08 11 years ago

yay humans can eat me

xxomegaleaderxx 10 years ago

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timm the impaler 11 years ago

It would suck to watch everyone i love die. Mortality is a gift.

Dainster 8 years ago

A goldfish on a trip to save humaity and Time

Demnea 10 years ago

Everyone you love will die and you'll just have to sit swimming forever

MusicCreeper last year

那可能连思维都没有了，这种没有意义

KittyKat107 11 years ago

Blub Blub *goldfish translator app in progess* the world ends and there will be 8651 goldfish floating in space

nukechicken 9 years ago

Would there be a religion about me?

condawg 12 years ago

Im a fuckin goldfish hells yeah. Hey where the fuck is mah boi nemo

AColdGuy 5 years ago

I mean... if you could do something more interesting ike talk to humans and if you could die at some point then I would press it.

Bloodrush04 10 years ago

It's really just a lose-lose

Ronanharringtonyall 9 years ago

The fuck would the seven year old boy who owns you think?

SexyTigress 11 years ago

NO DOWNSIDES!!!!

skulltown 8 years ago

THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK!

SwordsmanKirito 11 years ago

M888, immortal goldfish creates pill to turn a goldfish into a human after 1 eternity. PROBLEM. SOLVED.

Legandarygaming944 9 years ago

It sucks

fondcoolman 11 years ago

5213 people are weirdos

BadTimeSans1 10 years ago

Being a fish is not the best idea

Khaos-Fury 9 years ago

I would evolve into a dragon goldfish bitch

Diamondmatter 12 years ago

You might as well just go into a coma. Goldfish have a memory of, what, 6 seconds?

BexoRundra 10 years ago

I would love to be a gold fish

Oldnotweak...again 2 years ago

sounds like a character from "12 ounce mouse"

nurturedVex 10 years ago

I see no upside because being immortal sucks ass and being a goldfish would get boring after a while

SomeOtherGuy 6 years ago

It"d be like a regular fishbowl...the size of the universe... for you.

Ungarr 11 years ago

upside?

Devon-Bradford 9 years ago

I will be Klaus

Nick Anocibar 13 years ago

hAvE yOu SeEn My SOn?!?!

80HADES08 11 years ago

yay humans can eat me

xxomegaleaderxx 10 years ago

Good one like this one,I have a youtube channel go try find it so live videos Please check it out it is my name

8nicolas8 11 years ago

My dream of being a goldfish

GNRAnalogies 10 years ago

Well when you think about it, immortality wouldn't be as bad as a goldfish, considering their thought process is that of a 4 year old up at 5AM. Also, the owner of the goldfish would probably know something's up. Then s/he'd be intrigued and start an entir... [Show full comment]

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