Will You Press The Button?

AcedOut 11 years ago

Being immortal would suck crap. When the world ends you'd just be sitting in space alone, forever.

EriStitch 4 years ago

Yeah

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Akvela 11 years ago

Imagine....a gold fish floating through space on a magical fish ADVENTURE!!!

skigma 2 years ago

wholesome

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TurtleSnakeFrog 11 years ago

I AM THE MIGHTY IMMORTAL GOLDFISH! FEAR ME YOU MORTALS! FEAR ME!!!!!!

Bloodandashes 9 years ago

Did you forget what else you were gonna say?

zombieslayer dragon born 11 years ago

Evolve

1337master 8 years ago

Goldfish evolved into... Slightly bigger Goldfish!

All_Sham_No_Wow 11 years ago

I don't want to be a goldfish forever... What happens if my owners have a cat, and it eats me... I'd have to watch as.... Leeaarrnninggg..... Whoop de fricking do....

gadlygamer 4 years ago

easy crawl out of the cat like an absolute boss, slap in the face with your fin then just hop back to your tank like an absolute badass

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theshyminion8809 11 years ago

American dad right here

RedCrossLord 11 years ago

I become that fish from American Dad? Fuck Yeah

EnderWolf21 8 years ago

Goldfishes forget everything in 5 minutes whats the deal bro?

nomnomnomnomnom1 6 years ago

Goldfish can remember things for up to a year. An improvement, but not ideal.

Alioli 9 years ago

I said yes to shape shifting a few minutes ago! I beat the game!

Malcolmxt 9 years ago

Living forever is already a no. A gold fish....

Mikuelious 9 years ago

No upside...

THE_COLOSSAL_BUTTON 9 years ago

How is it even in the 69"ers category ?

quickstirke 9 years ago

As well as I'm Immortal

NovaJ721 11 years ago

Goldfish has 3 sec memory... Why not, tho.

zues6destroyer 11 years ago

3 month memory minimum........

Sakura Valentine 13 years ago

But think about all the times you'll be flushed down the toilet.......

GarfunklScoob 10 years ago

Oh yeah the toilet is my favourite place to flush myself

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Aaron Yoder 13 years ago

blub blub

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago

Blub. Blub.

Gino Deinum 13 years ago

Goldfish on land awesum

Valma Bumstead 13 years ago

Hell yeah

Mewtwo 11 years ago

Blub.

stopreadingthis 8 years ago

i want to die right now why would i want to be immortal? stupidddddd

HereForTheSakeOfIt 10 years ago

I'm now a goldfish! Wait... Why did I press the button?

noahthenotdummy 9 years ago

How do you know i"m not a goldfish

katsune 12 years ago

Would I be like a giant goldfish

Zantku 10 years ago

I'm fine with that as long as the cat isn't immortal!

megamanrules123 11 years ago

That. Is. Hell.

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Like Klaus from American Dad he never seems to die and I never see them feed them!

Genderless_fleshsack 5 years ago

*suicidals pressing no instantly*

A correct man 11 years ago

Blub blub *Bored* Blub blub *Bored*

Rocket046 9 years ago

Why a goldfish though?

Noah Tassi 13 years ago

Who wouldn't wanna be a goldfish.

EarthGamer 8 years ago

You coudl still feal pain and because your a gold fish you would feal pain more.

Addison7123 11 years ago

i dont see a differance if im i fricking goldfish fricking i love goldfish you stupid question i love immortality but goldfish for eternity woah woah woah were going very far with goldfish how many lives 9 like a cat or how many a frog has???? idk in the future im a human so yeah!

_Poofyhairedgirl_ 11 years ago

Immortality is lame. It's good for the first couple of billion years, but after that, you're floating around in space, getting roasted by dying stars, getting shriveled because there's no water, suffocating because there's no air, floating around for eternity...

Technocolor135 9 years ago

The goldfish will rule someday and you will be sorry you pushed that button

Octonocto 10 years ago

Goldfish aren't self-aware and lack the gift of experience.

HungerGamesGirl12 10 years ago

you couldn't do anything you just go crazy talking to yourself alone as a goldfish in crippling loneliness forever and ever and ever................

Andy2 11 years ago

Essentially this is a interesting question.You would be immortal but you would have no concept of space or time.You would be unaware of any time passing because fish do not possess the ability of higher cognitive thinking.Ignorance is bliss as the guy who ... [Show full comment]

RicUltima 11 years ago

Literally hell

SansHauntingMarkiplier 2 years ago

just because i get to become a goldfish, yea 👍

tigerstar 11 years ago

Ur emoral , u evalve and u can go on land so u can't die

seditiousaberrant 12 years ago

I see no downside

minecraft_dj 10 years ago

But then as a goldfish I'd keep forgetting things.

ToTZ 9 years ago

As long as somebody hooks up my tank to a device that lets me play Pokémon, I'm good.

Lydia Mcguire 13 years ago

immortal goldfish

Unobox 10 years ago

Upside?

Zergrush22 6 years ago

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only the immortal god-emperor Goldfish, forever interred in the golden fishbowl, the master of untold legions.

Crazy_Cat_Lady_2 9 years ago

I'm the immortal goldfish fear me!!!!

RoyaltyFreeSnowman 11 years ago

Klaus from american dad would like this

Ollieolive11 8 years ago

Literally all of the fresh water is drying up... an eternity of constantly choking because you can't breathe right, and can't die... exactly what I need as a creepypasta writer >:^)

FluffDog 11 years ago

HELL YEAH I'LL BE A GOLDFISH!

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