Will You Press The Button?

mnop4 months ago

Define "have"? If I choose a female tigress, will she belong to me by law, but will try to eat me (as a normal tigress would) OR will she be my loyal pet? If the latter, it might be worth the pimple-sized-dick-removal-surgery. If the former, then I'll just adopt a kitten from a shelter instead.

kittyguylast month

also define small, it could mean small in relative to other dicks or small relative to a human leg (so 9 inches)

genthn9 years ago

I HAVE NO DICK YAYYYY

Zer0billion8 years ago

You grow one then

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Tooty8 years ago

What if you"re a female and straight? Can we have any man we want but have small tits?

SeabassJames7 years ago

Nope. You get any female (doesn't have to be for romance), and you get a small penis that you didn't have before. It can either grow from your body or be a disembodied penis that is handed to you by the female you get.

PogChamp694 years ago

I get a girlfriend and a larger penis? Count me in

Samantha Evelfa de Mattos12 years ago

Not a very universal question

Lepidobatrachus-laevis4 years ago

MAKE THE FUCKING SANDWICH

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NyaXNekoSleepyKinq8 years ago

Okay, first of all people need to stop assuming genders and sexualities. Second of all, no

Bxsic7 years ago

Shut up bitch no one cares

Mai-chan8 years ago

I don't want females and I don't have a dick.

Mai-chan8 years ago

I know it"s not a big deal. Never said it was. However...still don't want a dick. XD

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Youthfuldragon294 years ago

i already have a small dick lol

Personwithagun2 years ago

That’s what I said 😂🥲😢😥😓😪

killstien9 years ago

Sexism! I refuse to answer

Bxsic7 years ago

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Elise Taylor12 years ago

As a female myself, this is especially troubling.

EvanCarnell7 years ago

So u will have a small Virginia

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Bhavya8 years ago

Anything for Selena Gomez.

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

Yes HANDS OFF!!!

x_Stardust_x8 years ago

Joke"s on you I'm a pansexual female. No dick and more chances thanks

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

What does PANSEXUAL mean? O.o

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Lillyanderson7 years ago

I hate how women are objects up for bargain on this app

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

Well if she does not mind I'm OK.

ShianaWolfie7 years ago

I did not cause I'm a girl XD

Kate Lagana12 years ago

What's up with all the dilemma questions hoping we can treat women as objects and it'll be OK? Just saying..

datboi4275 years ago

ikr? i too am a dude and i think thats some fricked up crap that some guys think its ok to treat women like a possession. and NO, im not a simp, i just have a strong feeling about this topic for some odd reason... probs cuz im bi. and like 2% femboy but we dont talk about that

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StormyAnne8 years ago

Sooo I get to live out my fantasies of being with women AND get to experimant with having a penis? FUCK YEAH BOI!!!!!

MGGoku8 years ago

DID U JUST ASSUME MY GENDER

shalemik7 years ago

Yup

Some-Random-Girl8 years ago

I don't have a dick, I have a vagina and I'm gay as hell so....

AngryBirdsgirl8 years ago

I'm a girl so..........

Hawk-Of-Doom8 years ago

*Joyfull cheers eminate from transboys* I honestly don't see the downside hahaha

John--8 years ago

You cant get a girl with a small dick

dankmemes1018 years ago

Some girls don't care about dick size *cough cough me*

Galagacat8 years ago

I'm bi sooooo

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

I'm dislikeing mmdfreack1410 just for that picture!

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prototip998 years ago

How small is small?

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

It couldn't be much smaller than yours! ;-D

Ryan Hash12 years ago

Obviously if you can have every woman you want the size isn't what matters.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Don't count on it.

Devin Brink12 years ago

already have a small dick, just a win for me lol

Gravityfallsfan2 years ago

Same

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Gabriel Vaughn12 years ago

I'm gay tho...

Mclovin20169 years ago

same here

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Tosj Brooks12 years ago

But..I'm a lady

Zer0billion8 years ago

You grow a dick then

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NeverFindMe8 years ago

This is obviously not thought out because what about girls -_-

autotactic10 years ago

*Press the button* -Ha! you have a small dick! Looser! JAJAJA -Do you have a wife or girlfriend? -Yes I do, why? *moments later* -PPPLEEEASE STOP! SHE IS MINE! T_T

Sylveon427 years ago

I'm a girl this works well for me

Jedi_Knight9 years ago

i dont have a dick...

FeckThisSheisse8 years ago

I DONT HAVE A DICK AND IM LESBIAN JOKES ON YOU HAHAHA

QueenCas9 years ago

What I'm a female so that wouldn't work

Your-local-lesbian7 years ago

I'm fine with that... ain't got a dick anyways

Wangker4Dayz9 years ago

Downside is? Having a small Wangker isn't that much of a problem

fitetoon9 years ago

But I dont have a dick???

jessymr9 years ago

Youvwill grow one and it will be small...there problem solved

Personwithagun2 years ago

This is normal just without the women

Makincommentsanssuch9 years ago

Gay girls have this the best. Bc vaginas are already just small, inside out penises by structure. So nothing changes for us. We just lay lots of women with no downside.

Celeb1911 years ago

I'm a girl

maggiejewel8 years ago

I'm a girl! does no dick count?

TheTrueBlueSonicFan9 years ago

How long is "small"?

pirate_undertale_kitty9 years ago

I kinda don't have or want a dick.

Sprinkles4EVA7 years ago

People are saying to the females of this website to delete the "fe" in female. I don't know if that"s the actual problem. It"s the penis part. If someone identities as female they don't want a penis. (Sorry if this is offensive or incorrect )