Will You Press The Button?

mnop4 months ago

Define "have"? If I choose a female tigress, will she belong to me by law, but will try to eat me (as a normal tigress would) OR will she be my loyal pet? If the latter, it might be worth the pimple-sized-dick-removal-surgery. If the former, then I'll just adopt a kitten from a shelter instead.

kittyguylast month

also define small, it could mean small in relative to other dicks or small relative to a human leg (so 9 inches)

genthn9 years ago

I HAVE NO DICK YAYYYY

Zer0billion8 years ago

You grow one then

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Tooty8 years ago

What if you"re a female and straight? Can we have any man we want but have small tits?

SeabassJames7 years ago

Nope. You get any female (doesn't have to be for romance), and you get a small penis that you didn't have before. It can either grow from your body or be a disembodied penis that is handed to you by the female you get.

PogChamp694 years ago

I get a girlfriend and a larger penis? Count me in

Samantha Evelfa de Mattos12 years ago

Not a very universal question

Lepidobatrachus-laevis4 years ago

MAKE THE FUCKING SANDWICH

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NyaXNekoSleepyKinq8 years ago

Okay, first of all people need to stop assuming genders and sexualities. Second of all, no

Bxsic7 years ago

Shut up bitch no one cares

Mai-chan8 years ago

I don't want females and I don't have a dick.

Mai-chan8 years ago

I know it"s not a big deal. Never said it was. However...still don't want a dick. XD

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Youthfuldragon294 years ago

i already have a small dick lol

Personwithagun2 years ago

That’s what I said 😂🥲😢😥😓😪

killstien9 years ago

Sexism! I refuse to answer

Bxsic7 years ago

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Elise Taylor12 years ago

As a female myself, this is especially troubling.

EvanCarnell7 years ago

So u will have a small Virginia

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Bhavya8 years ago

Anything for Selena Gomez.

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

Yes HANDS OFF!!!

x_Stardust_x8 years ago

Joke"s on you I'm a pansexual female. No dick and more chances thanks

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

What does PANSEXUAL mean? O.o

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Lillyanderson7 years ago

I hate how women are objects up for bargain on this app

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

Well if she does not mind I'm OK.

ShianaWolfie7 years ago

I did not cause I'm a girl XD

Kate Lagana12 years ago

What's up with all the dilemma questions hoping we can treat women as objects and it'll be OK? Just saying..

datboi4275 years ago

ikr? i too am a dude and i think thats some fricked up crap that some guys think its ok to treat women like a possession. and NO, im not a simp, i just have a strong feeling about this topic for some odd reason... probs cuz im bi. and like 2% femboy but we dont talk about that

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StormyAnne8 years ago

Sooo I get to live out my fantasies of being with women AND get to experimant with having a penis? FUCK YEAH BOI!!!!!

MGGoku8 years ago

DID U JUST ASSUME MY GENDER

shalemik7 years ago

Yup

Some-Random-Girl8 years ago

I don't have a dick, I have a vagina and I'm gay as hell so....

AngryBirdsgirl8 years ago

I'm a girl so..........

Hawk-Of-Doom8 years ago

*Joyfull cheers eminate from transboys* I honestly don't see the downside hahaha

John--8 years ago

You cant get a girl with a small dick

dankmemes1018 years ago

Some girls don't care about dick size *cough cough me*

Galagacat8 years ago

I'm bi sooooo

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

I'm dislikeing mmdfreack1410 just for that picture!

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prototip998 years ago

How small is small?

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

It couldn't be much smaller than yours! ;-D

Ryan Hash12 years ago

Obviously if you can have every woman you want the size isn't what matters.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Don't count on it.

Devin Brink12 years ago

already have a small dick, just a win for me lol

Gravityfallsfan2 years ago

Same

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Gabriel Vaughn12 years ago

I'm gay tho...

Mclovin20169 years ago

same here

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Tosj Brooks12 years ago

But..I'm a lady

Zer0billion8 years ago

You grow a dick then

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smsff710 years ago

Meh worse things then being small

shalemik7 years ago

That"s hella sexist

OliviaTheGreat9 years ago

What if I'm a woman?

DarthInvaderVII 9 years ago

Viagra

Why u do d7s9 years ago

Small dick no female

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq8 years ago

Female Version... You can have any man you want BUT you have a flat chest.

evilman9879 years ago

Having large ducks especially at my age is a nusense

AgentDeezlast year

It's a win win situation bc I already have my PP length in the negatives.

undertaleforlife9 years ago

He'll to the nah I'm gay so nah

N30Ncz10 years ago

Small dick is even a bigger problem if you are girl, but some lesbians might find it usefull ;)

Keke1217 years ago

This is what you get for putting the "stupid" tag on kids

Spiderp8 years ago

Jokes on you, that downside changes nothing! ...or maybe the joke is on me.

mysteryman10859 years ago

penis enlargement pills

Hamato_jacky3 years ago

jokes on you im a non binary aromantic asexual

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

I want Chloe Bennet to make it bigger

Amazinglynn7 years ago

If you can have any female then dick size shouldn't matter right? Then again I don't know a whole lot about penises so...

ddog12349 years ago

Don't say how small

Mizuhashi_X6 years ago

I'm already have a small dick, sooo..... No downside.

The Crackalacking Cracka Masta9 years ago

*Looks at micropenis* meh no real downside

Ghout9 years ago

I don't have a dick

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Fishtronaut 9 years ago

It doesn't have to be big, all you need is skill.

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