Will You Press The Button?

oldhuagod 2 years ago

I don't need to use it but I must have it.

235x0 3 years ago

Teleport to the fountain of youth (source "Panty P") Then teleport to a place that lets me get any superpower i want and get 1 Shape-shifting. 2 Pearl manipulation (Party for data pearls). 3 Weak telekinesis that is stronger on pearls. Then (an evil smile... [Show full comment]

Panty P 11 years ago

Travel to fountain of youth. GG

Z_Emruld 9 years ago

I could travel around the world! It would be so fun!

makkachin 10 years ago

*teleports to fridge* goddamnit

Kayvon Samavati 13 years ago

So basically you teleport like 4 times then die. Not worth.

Midean 10 years ago

It doesn't say you must. I'd press the button and save usage for life threatening situations. Say like leaving ground zero of an atomic bomb being detonated.

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Z_Emruld 9 years ago

Totally worth it

Crimeal 10 years ago

I"d press before that I can live forever. Why not?

Ultralord1400 10 years ago

this power = (your live - 20 years) - (5 years * how many times you teleport) if i can't go to a place where I can gain immortality, HELL NO.

Awkwardouscat 10 years ago

So basically I will live 20 years "shorter" which could also mean shorter height....HELL YEAH

HighschoolDxDfan 11 years ago

I go to the world of high school DxD become a demon, live 10000000 and have sex with sexy girls

Syrex 10 years ago

vukkkk it doesent say you cant tp to non existent places

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nascarfan657 11 years ago

If it puts me with dragons it's worth it.

ZaneP 13 years ago

Travel to a place where immortality serum (or other such medicine) is and get it. Done, next?

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago

And this doesnt make any sense

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Tim Morrison 13 years ago

The 5 years shorter per is overkill on top of the 20.

Philippe GagnÃ© 13 years ago

I would die in one day...

Cardboard413 11 years ago

yep BASICALLY ME

caboosejuice34 11 years ago

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Alivetryingmaybej7sttoliveandnotdiebruh 4 years ago

In case of emergency it is better than dying so

tug19143 11 years ago

This is obviously terrible for regular use, but if someone's life depended on it or you wound up stranded in the ocean, using the power once would take a total of 25 years off your life, and I wouldn't mind dying at 65

Truecere Surles 13 years ago

NOPENOPENOPENOPE

Hugemars 11 years ago

Oh god nooooo.

Lodyloop 9 years ago

post this on 3 other dillemas or you will die in 18 years :)

mariokirbyfan123 5 years ago

Stop trying to scare people dude, some people can have panic attacks over this. That’s messed up.

Maharid last year

Oh, over 20000 suicider here.

Coolcon 10 years ago

Do it when youre about to die in a car crash or something

Laser_Gamer 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

XTheMagmaLionX 10 years ago

**^±±±±§§§§§*******!!!!????

Xanxan14 12 years ago

No that blows try again!

UHSLbi_icon 6 years ago

i"m dying young anyway

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

I will teleport all the time :-)

TheGoldenbanana 11 years ago

Loophole where are uuu

Mythical_Matt 10 years ago

So if I agree I die instantly cos I'm 11?

marcoXgiddings 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

DarrenTheKid 11 years ago

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buttholefartface 4 years ago

if the death is quick and painless then yeah why not

Ultralord1400 10 years ago

this power = (your live - 20 years) - (5 years * how many times you teleport) if i can't go to a place where I can gain immortality, HELL NO.

Person1And2 11 years ago

sdyfdfguigfghi

Carolyna Rayne Willis 13 years ago

omg noo i like long car rides plus i can fall asleep better

emperor sempai 11 years ago

with this it would be good to be a timelord

DestinyButton 9 years ago

Where"s the positive part?

diddler 11 months ago

who said yes, you're practically asking to kill yourself

Titusmccull 10 years ago

I just pressed a button that removes all negative effects of all the buttons I press so I'm good

Little-emo-unicorn 10 years ago

Jokes on you!! I pressed a button so I would live forever and one to get infinity health!!

pinkrose6789 11 years ago

It would be an awesome power BUT i would be dead right now.

Crystal676 5 years ago

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DAYNEGEROUS 11 years ago

i dont travel

poopyguy43 9 years ago

Telaport to sex club

NikkiRaeGamer 9 years ago

Um... Yeah I'll just take a cab...

xboxman 11 years ago

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fireiceball227 9 years ago

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coffhar 9 years ago

We seriously need to end the spam and chain mail messages. Copy and paste this if you agree. I understand that this is technically spam, but at least this message isn't threatening you if you don't spread it. By spreading these messages around, we are sayi... [Show full comment]

Headshot4254 11 years ago

average life span 70-80/85. pressing makes u live only 50-60/65. every time u teleport u lose 5 years off that 50-60/65 years. so yeah totally not worth

pedophile27 9 years ago

1. Travel to advanced alien civiluzation planet 2. Use their tech to become immortal 3. Go back to earth 4. Teleport anywhere you want 5. ?????? 6. Profit

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