Will You Press The Button?

oldhuagod9 months ago

I don't need to use it but I must have it.

235x0last year

Teleport to the fountain of youth (source "Panty P") Then teleport to a place that lets me get any superpower i want and get 1 Shape-shifting. 2 Pearl manipulation (Party for data pearls). 3 Weak telekinesis that is stronger on pearls. Then (an evil smile...[Show full comment]

Panty P9 years ago

Travel to fountain of youth. GG

Z_Emruld7 years ago

I could travel around the world! It would be so fun!

makkachin8 years ago

*teleports to fridge* goddamnit

Kayvon Samavati12 years ago

So basically you teleport like 4 times then die. Not worth.

Midean9 years ago

It doesn't say you must. I'd press the button and save usage for life threatening situations. Say like leaving ground zero of an atomic bomb being detonated.

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Z_Emruld7 years ago

Totally worth it

Crimeal8 years ago

I"d press before that I can live forever. Why not?

Ultralord14009 years ago

this power = (your live - 20 years) - (5 years * how many times you teleport) if i can't go to a place where I can gain immortality, HELL NO.

Awkwardouscat9 years ago

So basically I will live 20 years "shorter" which could also mean shorter height....HELL YEAH

HighschoolDxDfan9 years ago

I go to the world of high school DxD become a demon, live 10000000 and have sex with sexy girls

Syrex9 years ago

vukkkk it doesent say you cant tp to non existent places

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nascarfan6579 years ago

If it puts me with dragons it's worth it.

ZaneP12 years ago

Travel to a place where immortality serum (or other such medicine) is and get it. Done, next?

Kelvingtsfan3 years ago

And this doesnt make any sense

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Tim Morrison12 years ago

The 5 years shorter per is overkill on top of the 20.

Philippe GagnÃ©12 years ago

I would die in one day...

Cardboard4139 years ago

yep BASICALLY ME

Emogamer95 10 years ago

I already wanna die so no downside for me

MouseGirl3 years ago

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Syrex9 years ago

well this doesent say you need to know where you need to tp to tp,just think about tping somewhere with a some kind of serum or something that gives you imortallity.

Winwi7 years ago

finally someoune who understands that we don't have to use this power but 20 and 5 years??? way to much

Wax Wlaymore9 years ago

im dead from the get go only go 50 yeas say the doc

Watertoon9 years ago

So over my life I will teleport four times total and live 20 years shorter than my normal lifespan. Eh, I could live with that.

AvengersCrAzY8 years ago

that"s like asking to die almost instantly... it should say ,"you can teleport anywhere instantly." but "you die after a few times of doing it. if you do it twice you are probably dead by now"

BenDTB9 years ago

Loophole, it does not say you travel by teleporting

ecko2229 years ago

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ShinyLetsPlayer9 years ago

Welp, guess I'll spend the rest of my life 6'1. Guess I'll gradually shrink until I'm one-dimensional.

Brendon Marwitz12 years ago

Neer wanted to grow old anyway. Use it in an emergency.

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

Teleport to the moon when old and confuse scientists forever. Ok!

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

Also dress in Atzec clothes and bring an Atari 2600 for the ultimate mindfuck.

FloothecloudGaming8 years ago

5 year olds can teleport 2 times then teleport to the strip club but im not 5 so no deal

killstien9 years ago

Not worth it

Gabriel Murilo9 years ago

Sorry,nope :/

dfgd179 years ago

Just take a car good people!!

_Blade$9 years ago

Bad dillemma

De2nail3 years ago

Die fast, very fast. (fast!? get it!?)

Jake Tyler Fehr12 years ago

this one sucks

Nerdkind7 years ago

I'm traveling not teleporting. Loophole.

coffhar7 years ago

Damn it. I didn't think of that.

Sylen8 years ago

You can travel anywhere thats means other universes too

coffhar7 years ago

And other realitys.

ThatTacoDude9 years ago

Can I be Deadpool

NotCaptainAmerica7399 years ago

i will die for for 3 minutes

TommiPommmi9 years ago

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coffhar7 years ago

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Hepatitis-J6 years ago

*gets the power* *Teleports 20 times to random locations immediately after*

NicoleFromAphmau9 years ago

I have a child to look after you sick person!

Vikabro10 years ago

Not worth it.

Cat man9 years ago

Meem is random

TeamAwesomeness8 years ago

pretty cure universe.

Nerdyboy8 years ago

If i would live to eighty than 80-20=60 60/5=12 TWELVE TIMES!? ONLY TWELVE TIMES?!

Annoye'9 years ago

Well, Ded!

caboosejuice349 years ago

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Alivetryingmaybej7sttoliveandnotdiebruh3 years ago

In case of emergency it is better than dying so

Truecere Surles12 years ago

NOPENOPENOPENOPE

tug191439 years ago

This is obviously terrible for regular use, but if someone's life depended on it or you wound up stranded in the ocean, using the power once would take a total of 25 years off your life, and I wouldn't mind dying at 65

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