Will You Press The Button?

ultra mega gay face9 years ago

this question was hard for me to digest...

ThePaulDude4 years ago

SHUT UP WADE!

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Abaddon9 years ago

A sacrifice I made that day...No more bacon...No more cool ranch doritos...no more chicken. But I did it. I PRESED THE BUTTON.

COBCoburn37 years ago

you can only live three weeks

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15Bri157 years ago

Me: hmmm... Well at least one person has already pressed the button... so... I guess I don’t need to if it’s already fixed!

Welp8 years ago

It didn't say drinks, so get a blender and cook the food you want to eat (unless it cannot be cooked don't cook it) and blend it to make a drink and drink your "food" of your choosing! Done. I'm a genius!

GenuineFaux7 years ago

Have you ever had blended food? It’s not good. It tastes nothing like the original food, unless it’s a milkshake

somot8 years ago

Soylent™ (not Soylent Green) is a World Hunger Solution™!

Ushankalana7 years ago

You can still be kept alive by artificial feeding.

Jar_Jar_Binks7 years ago

You puke out the food when you"re done. Maybe since you"re smart enough to cure hunger, you can create a way to digest your food and/or make a glove for your tongue so you don't taste the puke.

Maximus Decimus Meridius12 years ago

The number of people who place their own lives above everybody starving on the planet is astonishing

WBGrock8 years ago

It is possible to survive this. You would need a constant IV drip though.

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Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred12 years ago

I can live off tea. Glorious tea. Delicious tea. Hmm. Think I'll have a cup of tea now.

Zac Wolf12 years ago

world hunger includes yourself

Razz8 years ago

Not really, they say there is world hunger now. So hoe does it include me? I have a fridge full of food and a job to earn money to buy more food anytime. See it does not affect me as long as enough food is produced and importet. The hunger is on the other side of the world...

PuttonBresser99 years ago

Cure World Hunger, Be loved by everyone. Get Medical treatment with wealth. Its a small price to pay for saving literally billions of people.

mbibjnh7 years ago

I will die with no food or mecdonelds

Ninja_pig9 years ago

just hook me up to an I.V.

dankmemes1018 years ago

Today I learned that I'm an asshole

NHLic9 years ago

The number of human is already too much.

gamandylast year

so i would have to get all my nutrients through intravenus feeding

Hovering10 years ago

To do this I'd give up anything.

Darksouls 2 master9 years ago

I LOVE FOOD

cooldude434 years ago

this question was hard for me to digest...

Josiah D. Pierson12 years ago

Pressed the button. Died of starvation. Worth it.

De_Martian8 years ago

I would become so famous I could just have an IV 24/7

ZaneP12 years ago

I already have some ideas, so I really don't need any more

Gyrannon9 years ago

I discover this cure, but I can't use it on myself - thats like a drug dealer saying he can't do his own drugs.

Natsu DragBoss9 years ago

That would mean solved wprld hunger by not throwing out food. Did they ot whats inside me???!!!!!???!?!?!?

Loophole man9 years ago

The thing is, you wouldn't even die. There are ways to get nutrition without food

ObamaButtStuff9 years ago

Then I would be hungry. I will get cured of being hungry by myself. Michelle with love me.

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

so basically you die. no.

DoYouSeeTheBananaMan3 years ago

So death

Bluestar10 years ago

how in the HELL do you change ur profile pic?:/

Retrace9 years ago

Wait if you cant digest food, you'll go hungry. LOOPHOLES

yipiheygame8 years ago

so.... I solve world hunger but die from starvation? Can I drink smoothies? or is it more of a "die to help the world" type thang

huskyshouldlive9 years ago

I don't digest food I taste it... ðŸ˜‚

Eminemchrisis4205 years ago

Hdurht

PotatoYou7 years ago

Never said I can't taste it

pandabear59 years ago

but I already know how to solve world hunger, food!

Aguydude8 years ago

So in other words, you solve world hunger but then die. Sounds nice.

Spillingbottle579 years ago

if you cure world hunger you wont need to eat. am I right? please tell me I'm right! PLEASE!!!

dead_guy10 months ago

but i can digest a human

scrutinoustube10 years ago

One life in pain or gone for the benefit of billions. I would do that

Darksouls 2 master9 years ago

I not fat btw

bottle_necc4 years ago

By the logic of this question you wouldnt need to digest food, so whats the downside?

Rick B. de Jong12 years ago

This actually demanded some contemplation but in the end I had to pick the inhuman but right thing to do; hunger means need and need means progress. I'll be the bogeyman if humanity prospers.

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