Will You Press The Button?

ultra mega gay face9 years ago

this question was hard for me to digest...

ThePaulDude4 years ago

SHUT UP WADE!

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Abaddon9 years ago

A sacrifice I made that day...No more bacon...No more cool ranch doritos...no more chicken. But I did it. I PRESED THE BUTTON.

COBCoburn37 years ago

you can only live three weeks

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15Bri157 years ago

Me: hmmm... Well at least one person has already pressed the button... so... I guess I don’t need to if it’s already fixed!

Welp8 years ago

It didn't say drinks, so get a blender and cook the food you want to eat (unless it cannot be cooked don't cook it) and blend it to make a drink and drink your "food" of your choosing! Done. I'm a genius!

GenuineFaux7 years ago

Have you ever had blended food? It’s not good. It tastes nothing like the original food, unless it’s a milkshake

somot8 years ago

Soylent™ (not Soylent Green) is a World Hunger Solution™!

Ushankalana7 years ago

You can still be kept alive by artificial feeding.

Jar_Jar_Binks7 years ago

You puke out the food when you"re done. Maybe since you"re smart enough to cure hunger, you can create a way to digest your food and/or make a glove for your tongue so you don't taste the puke.

Maximus Decimus Meridius12 years ago

The number of people who place their own lives above everybody starving on the planet is astonishing

WBGrock8 years ago

It is possible to survive this. You would need a constant IV drip though.

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Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred12 years ago

I can live off tea. Glorious tea. Delicious tea. Hmm. Think I'll have a cup of tea now.

Zac Wolf12 years ago

world hunger includes yourself

Razz8 years ago

Not really, they say there is world hunger now. So hoe does it include me? I have a fridge full of food and a job to earn money to buy more food anytime. See it does not affect me as long as enough food is produced and importet. The hunger is on the other side of the world...

yipiheygame8 years ago

so.... I solve world hunger but die from starvation? Can I drink smoothies? or is it more of a "die to help the world" type thang

huskyshouldlive9 years ago

I don't digest food I taste it... ðŸ˜‚

Eminemchrisis4205 years ago

Hdurht

PotatoYou7 years ago

Never said I can't taste it

pandabear59 years ago

but I already know how to solve world hunger, food!

Aguydude8 years ago

So in other words, you solve world hunger but then die. Sounds nice.

Spillingbottle579 years ago

if you cure world hunger you wont need to eat. am I right? please tell me I'm right! PLEASE!!!

dead_guy11 months ago

but i can digest a human

scrutinoustube10 years ago

One life in pain or gone for the benefit of billions. I would do that

Darksouls 2 master9 years ago

I not fat btw

bottle_necc4 years ago

By the logic of this question you wouldnt need to digest food, so whats the downside?

Rick B. de Jong12 years ago

This actually demanded some contemplation but in the end I had to pick the inhuman but right thing to do; hunger means need and need means progress. I'll be the bogeyman if humanity prospers.

JodieWolf8 years ago

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Talma8 years ago

What?

Eyyyyyyimdumb7 years ago

This was time consuming

David Farrell12 years ago

yes i would because i would never have to pee or shit again......and i could still eat food jus id have to puke it u or something

Alexisminas9 years ago

A sacrifice for humanity...

Iamwastingurtime9 years ago

How can people not?!??

Mindblitz649 years ago

I dont eat food anyway... XD

traitre9 years ago

welp, i'm sure pre-digested OR special food already exist, problem solved

Loipop7 years ago

I will save you people that are starving, I WILL SAVE YOU!

Bruh6942012343 years ago

I will just get an IV cord

PrettyGirl10 years ago

No poop!

I-eat-buttons-for-dinner8 years ago

It never said i cant taste food

Piedra8 years ago

You will starve

dudebro1019 years ago

Food supplements like a pill or something

Denis Galkin12 years ago

The Needs of the many...

Earthdoesgamimg8 years ago

I found the cure for being hungry and found a stash of food to feed the cancer sick.

David dunn9 years ago

So you die. I think all should press the button

Eminemchrisis4205 years ago

Lol

UnequalKnave59 years ago

I SHALL GO DOWN IN HISTORY! SUCK ON THAT HITTLER!

ekloo9 years ago

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Devastation037 years ago

It said you couldn’t digest it, but you can still taste it

MaximumDonutOverload10 years ago

I NEVER HAVE TO SHIT AGAIN!

hypes1239 years ago

YASSSSSSS

Seapony8 years ago

I already can't digest half of food, and my mother is so bad, she is actually close to starving despite overeating. I wouldn't really give up much, and my mother would give up even less.