Will You Press The Button?

GreyFrostFire 10 years ago

Near death, so you wont die... ever

cherryespe 11 years ago

so while I'm a pokémon I almost die once every five hours. *press*

Noah Warkentine 13 years ago

All I ever wanted was to have near death experiences every five hours! So blessed.

Angie123 4 years ago

I also wanted that

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Dmst! 10 years ago

Near death. So you don't die

antamious 9 years ago

If they"re all near-death experiences then I won't die right

JamCatPlexer 9 years ago

live life on the edge

ththomas9 6 years ago

Near death? SOO... I WON'T DIE!

Superdude3266 10 years ago

So im a life story youtuber?

Gartar 10 years ago

Sounds like adventure to me

Romero-tho 8 years ago

I like your pic sir

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Hewwo 10 years ago

They Never said you would die, Just near it :P

FlamerGamerYT-Vortex 9 years ago

You can just get no near death experiences or death at all and more

Markiplier-Jr 9 years ago

NEAR death experiances so I won't die i'll get aware of when i'll ALMOST die

Opp33 9 years ago

Wish you dont

Bigsharkdad 9 years ago

But you don't die, right?

elvinja 10 years ago

My life is a near death experience

Ryan Holmes 13 years ago

all i want is to not have near death experiences...

Beban 10 years ago

And 100 millions world peace never ending live a nice girlfriend/wife yeah thats all i wanted. :D

Rylan Vincent 13 years ago

I need some excitement in my life anyways. And it will make everything I have that much more dear to me.

Thundia 11 years ago

True...

David LaBarr 13 years ago

As long as there isn't permanent disfigurement from the near death experiences

setfna 5 years ago

not seeing a downside here, mate!

Imboredaf 11 years ago

Well you don't die so...

ImPressingDisDamnButton 9 years ago

I can have ANYTHING? ?? 1a buc mac, I'm hungry 2 a genie 3 make me so I survive every near death experience and people will think I'm awesome 4 I'm awesome

Samsimril 11 years ago

What if all you ever wanted ed was to be safe

GayGod 10 years ago

Gurl u would eventually get used to them and they become a mundane thing that happens . And u also don't die u almost do but,u dont

alec 12 years ago

one of the things ive wanted is to live forever so its cool

werty 11 years ago

Pfft, as long as i dont die!

wisdomWei 3 months ago

还好只是濒死而不是真死

datboiohshit 10 years ago

that would be a life full of adrenaline and bad ass storys

pil555 10 years ago

Pshh yah that what is near death experience You see. don't you get it.

venomousemo 6 years ago

If I can get anything I wanted I could simply want to not have near death experiences tho...

SBURBIAN 11 years ago

homestuck much?

SamuGonzo 2 years ago

Despite everyone thinks, this can be very stressful and traumatic

Me666 10 years ago

NEAR death is the key word

Soumyadeep980 8 years ago

Near death experience is more horrific then real death i experienced that once and from that time i always wanted death in once chance which is not that painful

BobbyWasabiMk2 9 years ago

Dude, I swear the last question was this exact same question. I got the same question twice in a row

Stropey 11 years ago

NOICE. Sounds fun!

ValerieParker 9 years ago

"Everything I"ve ever wanted" includes things I once wanted, but not anymore. Even without the downside, I would have turned it down.

Bogster13 11 years ago

Observer "Near-Death". Not actuall death.

Tamzin2007 10 years ago

It"s NEAR death. You won't die. I'll probably faint though. I"ve fainted 7 times in the last 2 years. People will be sympathetic I faint every five hours. Blessed.