Will You Press The Button?

GreyFrostFire 10 years ago

Near death, so you wont die... ever

cherryespe 11 years ago

so while I'm a pokémon I almost die once every five hours. *press*

Noah Warkentine 13 years ago

All I ever wanted was to have near death experiences every five hours! So blessed.

Angie123 4 years ago

I also wanted that

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Dmst! 10 years ago

Near death. So you don't die

antamious 9 years ago

If they"re all near-death experiences then I won't die right

JamCatPlexer 9 years ago

live life on the edge

ththomas9 6 years ago

Near death? SOO... I WON'T DIE!

Superdude3266 10 years ago

So im a life story youtuber?

Gartar 10 years ago

Sounds like adventure to me

Romero-tho 8 years ago

I like your pic sir

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Hewwo 10 years ago

They Never said you would die, Just near it :P

FlamerGamerYT-Vortex 9 years ago

You can just get no near death experiences or death at all and more

Markiplier-Jr 9 years ago

NEAR death experiances so I won't die i'll get aware of when i'll ALMOST die

Opp33 9 years ago

Wish you dont

Bigsharkdad 9 years ago

But you don't die, right?

elvinja 10 years ago

My life is a near death experience

Ryan Holmes 13 years ago

all i want is to not have near death experiences...

Beban 10 years ago

And 100 millions world peace never ending live a nice girlfriend/wife yeah thats all i wanted. :D

Rylan Vincent 13 years ago

I need some excitement in my life anyways. And it will make everything I have that much more dear to me.

Thundia 11 years ago

True...

David LaBarr 13 years ago

As long as there isn't permanent disfigurement from the near death experiences

Jesper123321 9 years ago

All my close friends gets immortality is that i want

ZaneMW 11 years ago

Key word is near death, I mean you'd be able to time it exactly and you aren't actually going to die so why not?

Lexsy 9 years ago

As a adrenaline junky near dead experiences are all i wish for! As long as its stays near-dead😂

Jbrick 12 years ago

I want no death experiences... so yeah...

Maurice1 4 years ago

Then Wish to become a Saiyajin.Trust Me

Davynavy02 10 years ago

reviving capsule!

Radical_Mandos 10 years ago

life becomes a thrilling joy ride, not for everyone but definitely for me

Praevalens 12 years ago

I would not like the feeling of almost drowing every 5 hours, so no pass

cookiefires 5 years ago

Near death. Nice.

Hyperlukario123 11 years ago

An exiting live

LGBOUNCER 9 years ago

But if you don't want them ever wouldn't that counteract it

john_carson 11 years ago

there is a loop hole here. it says you have a near death experience, not death. it guarantees that you live for an eternity. you cant have a near death experience, if you are dead. there for, there are two upsides to this: you get everything you ever wante... [Show full comment]

IJoinedMafiaToday 6 years ago

arse

The Boeing Kid 11 years ago

I can see Jesus every 5 hours!

pendehoe 11 years ago

key word "near"

Verysmartpersom 9 months ago

ooh boy, here I go being god again!

Jared Loussier 13 years ago

I wont die so it would be casual eventually its a near death so literally nothing could happen to me

coolguyxy 9 years ago

It says "near death" not "death" AND HAVING THOSE EXPEARIENZES ARE AWESOME!!

oldnotweak 11 years ago

downside? this sounds fun as hell

Cheeese 2 years ago

i want to not have to deal with near death stuff and become immortal

Cheeese 2 years ago

and just so you know rogue planets are still a thing when the universe ends soo just go on one of those and create a fake sun

Funtime freddy 10 years ago

It's only near death so I choose yes

ChadiAyach 8 years ago

I can be immortal and i wont die and no near deth experience and by immortal i will live forevermore young

Otaku1Up 11 years ago

what if you wanted to NOT have the death experiences? We're breaking the matrix here!

LMI 5 years ago

NEAR death, not death 😎😎😎

Bos187 10 years ago

So If I wanted to be a saiyan.. I'd have a Zenkai boost every 5 hours? Smashes button

Qiaghauk235 9 years ago

What"s the down side? I almost fell on a ball pen facing up I almost fell of a bridge with moving cars I almost fell of the escalator I almost fell down the stairs etc,