Will You Press The Button?

you meet and marry the woman/man of your dreams

but

you die after having intercourse

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beatles1410 years ago

Aromantic asexual ðŸ˜‘

billbillerson7 years ago

No one asked for your input, dunce

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KayleighMcVey7 years ago

asexuals will become immortal so that"s cool

billbillerson7 years ago

Shut the fuck up you fucking piece of shit

abcedarian9 years ago

*asexual laughter*

fitetoon10 years ago

Aro/ace ftw

ScottietheWolf10 years ago

I'm asexual anyways. XD

billbillerson7 years ago

No one gives a shit...

TeddyBear10 years ago

I'm asexual, and the woman of my dreams would be asexual, too.

billbillerson7 years ago

Here"s an interesting little tidbit of information. No one cares about your stupidity

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SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

doesn't matter had sex

Chiara Searle12 years ago

It doesn't say how long after! Just that you die at SOME POINT after. Where's the downside? :P

The_Plague5 years ago

I think it means instant death

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le_lonely_loser7 years ago

IM ASEXUAL HA >:D this is my chance to bring L for death note to life :,0

Z0m41e7 years ago

Bill fuck you

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TundrumMax8 years ago

I found a loophole, this means that me and my lover can live forever, and if we ever die, we die after having sex, so its fine!

Watermelonman7 years ago

Wrong. It doesn't say anything about you not being able to die until that.

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Redbuck18 years ago

Does that make me a salmon?

Watermelonman7 years ago

No, a male bee

Lost pause fan9 years ago

Anal?

Alistair Ball12 years ago

Praying mantis style!

KaynanK9 years ago

46 years ago (jan 1970) is date zero in the system computers generally use to store dates. Probably just a glitch that set the date to zero.

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Joree Rising12 years ago

Stay pure and never have it.

TuxTeal6452 years ago

Fuck off bill

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No_Life_King427 years ago

Didn't say anything about blowjobs, anal, ect.... I see no major downside here.

Totyjoe9 years ago

Doesn't matter had sex

Atomicman9608 years ago

Dont care, had sex

coolcatfuturecat9 years ago

Ewwwwwwwwww no

memes memes everywhere10 years ago

I don't dream + im acesectual

TuxTeal6452 years ago

Fuck you bill

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Alpha1109 years ago

Has the creator ever heard of adoption

BGSDilemma9 years ago

*have you ever heard about sex?

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bilboyou23 years ago

my two top wish"s

Megalodonslava7 years ago

Lol no

Allison Kay12 years ago

Not a huge loss lol

Gay_pinecone9 years ago

FINALLY ITS FOR ALL GENSERS AND NOT JUST THE THURSTY STRAIGHT GUYS

crazygurl339 years ago

dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

Jeffe_M.9 years ago

story of every married person ever..

Fangirl78010 years ago

@taozi that comment XD

Lil Ugly Mane11 years ago

The woman of my dreams is only into anal anyway. Score!

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Asexuals laughing in the distance

Mihaahim5 years ago

Bil WTF is your problm

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rabbitman9 years ago

noooooooooo not the intercorse

crazygurl339 years ago

dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

DaRealConMan4 years ago

My future wife and I would just choose to NOT have sex

Eeli Saretsalo12 years ago

not gonna have sex.EVER! HOORAY TO LOOPHOLES!!!!!!! :D

ThefateoftheFINGERRRRRR10 years ago

Adopt a child. Duh

komodoking1759 years ago

still worth it. I will just adopt

Carry-on-Castiel8 years ago

I'm Ace. This is perfect

billbillerson7 years ago

Bullshit. I call TOTAL BULLSHIT

coolcatfuturecat9 years ago

LOL someone poop ten years ago

happydog10 years ago

Adopt plus I cant have kids anyway

FatPif9 years ago

What about when i an 90?

Levi73 years ago

Me being a raging asexual >:)

Miguel BolaÃ±os12 years ago

you kidding me?

zachintosh8 years ago

so i die from busting a nut? lit

GideonRiesebosch7 years ago

she"s dead to. e live together in the afterlife forever

Phylicia Michelle Stevens12 years ago

It was worth it...

ShadowVanHelsing9 years ago

Not. Worth. It.

crazygurl339 years ago

dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

flyingturret2089 years ago

just don't do it

scheuerman10 years ago

I'll just always fuck her ass then

ChaiA7 years ago

Just never have intercourse. If you truly love them it won’t matter

Tunnledgigers11 years ago

What if you don't want to have sex?

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