Will You Press The Button?

beatles14 11 years ago

Aromantic asexual ðŸ˜‘

billbillerson 8 years ago

No one asked for your input, dunce

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fitetoon 11 years ago

Aro/ace ftw

ScottietheWolf 11 years ago

I'm asexual anyways. XD

billbillerson 8 years ago

No one gives a shit...

abcedarian 10 years ago

*asexual laughter*

KayleighMcVey 9 years ago

asexuals will become immortal so that"s cool

billbillerson 8 years ago

Shut the fuck up you fucking piece of shit

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

doesn't matter had sex

TeddyBear 11 years ago

I'm asexual, and the woman of my dreams would be asexual, too.

billbillerson 8 years ago

Here"s an interesting little tidbit of information. No one cares about your stupidity

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Chiara Searle 13 years ago

It doesn't say how long after! Just that you die at SOME POINT after. Where's the downside? :P

The_Plague 7 years ago

I think it means instant death

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le_lonely_loser 9 years ago

IM ASEXUAL HA >:D this is my chance to bring L for death note to life :,0

Z0m41e 8 years ago

Bill fuck you

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TundrumMax 9 years ago

I found a loophole, this means that me and my lover can live forever, and if we ever die, we die after having sex, so its fine!

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Wrong. It doesn't say anything about you not being able to die until that.

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Redbuck1 10 years ago

Does that make me a salmon?

Watermelonman 9 years ago

No, a male bee

Lost pause fan 11 years ago

Anal?

Alistair Ball 13 years ago

Praying mantis style!

KaynanK 11 years ago

46 years ago (jan 1970) is date zero in the system computers generally use to store dates. Probably just a glitch that set the date to zero.

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Joree Rising 13 years ago

Stay pure and never have it.

TuxTeal645 3 years ago

Fuck off bill

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Jeffe_M. 11 years ago

story of every married person ever..

Fangirl780 11 years ago

@taozi that comment XD

rabbitman 11 years ago

noooooooooo not the intercorse

Evil_J 11 months ago

Love isn't real, so...

Lil Ugly Mane 12 years ago

The woman of my dreams is only into anal anyway. Score!

Drawesomethewizard 9 years ago

Asexuals laughing in the distance

Mihaahim 6 years ago

Bil WTF is your problm

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DaRealConMan 6 years ago

My future wife and I would just choose to NOT have sex

Eeli Saretsalo 13 years ago

not gonna have sex.EVER! HOORAY TO LOOPHOLES!!!!!!! :D

crazygurl33 11 years ago

dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

komodoking175 10 years ago

still worth it. I will just adopt

ThefateoftheFINGERRRRRR 11 years ago

Adopt a child. Duh

coolcatfuturecat 11 years ago

LOL someone poop ten years ago

happydog 12 years ago

Adopt plus I cant have kids anyway

Carry-on-Castiel 9 years ago

I'm Ace. This is perfect

billbillerson 8 years ago

Bullshit. I call TOTAL BULLSHIT

Levi7 4 years ago

Me being a raging asexual >:)

Miguel BolaÃ±os 13 years ago

you kidding me?

zachintosh 10 years ago

so i die from busting a nut? lit

FatPif 11 years ago

What about when i an 90?

ShadowVanHelsing 10 years ago

Not. Worth. It.

crazygurl33 11 years ago

dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

GideonRiesebosch 8 years ago

she"s dead to. e live together in the afterlife forever

Phylicia Michelle Stevens 13 years ago

It was worth it...

scheuerman 11 years ago

I'll just always fuck her ass then

ChaiA 9 years ago

Just never have intercourse. If you truly love them it won’t matter

flyingturret208 11 years ago

just don't do it

DarthKalpa 9 years ago

This guarantees that you'll remain immortal as long as you"re a virgin, I came to think of it...

Watermelonman 9 years ago

No. You could die anyway, it doesn't say you will ONLY die then. If you know that you die if you drink poison that doesn't mean it"s the only way to die.

Rofl47 11 years ago

Who needs intercourse when you have them?

Good_Uplifting_And_Joyfull 8 months ago

That is so good uplifting and joyful

Tunnledgigers 12 years ago

What if you don't want to have sex?

emmy2413 11 years ago

Loop hole: I'm asexual

billbillerson 8 years ago

Fuck off

Freya_ 6 years ago

So basically if you don’t have sex you’ll be immortal? As a sex repulsed demisexual this sounds pretty good.

Brent Milligan 13 years ago

Doesn't matter had sex

Drum Gamer 10 years ago

Rip me then

kster48 10 years ago

Anal sex problem solved. (For any of u trolls out there it says intercourse which means dick in pussy, so my solution is valid)

azraeloni 11 years ago

Ftw yay snap your dick in half fuckin her forever

coolcatfuturecat 11 years ago

Ops typo hehehe

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