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you meet and marry the woman/man of your dreams
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you die after having intercourse
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beatles1410 years ago
Aromantic asexual 😑

billbillerson7 years ago
No one asked for your input, dunce
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KayleighMcVey7 years ago
asexuals will become immortal so that"s cool

billbillerson7 years ago
Shut the fuck up you fucking piece of shit

abcedarian9 years ago
*asexual laughter*

fitetoon10 years ago
Aro/ace ftw

ScottietheWolf10 years ago
I'm asexual anyways. XD

billbillerson7 years ago
No one gives a shit...

TeddyBear10 years ago
I'm asexual, and the woman of my dreams would be asexual, too.

billbillerson7 years ago
Here"s an interesting little tidbit of information. No one cares about your stupidity
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SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
doesn't matter had sex

Chiara Searle12 years ago
It doesn't say how long after! Just that you die at SOME POINT after. Where's the downside? :P

The_Plague5 years ago
I think it means instant death
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le_lonely_loser7 years ago
IM ASEXUAL HA >:D this is my chance to bring L for death note to life :,0

Z0m41e7 years ago
Bill fuck you
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TundrumMax8 years ago
I found a loophole, this means that me and my lover can live forever, and if we ever die, we die after having sex, so its fine!

Watermelonman7 years ago
Wrong. It doesn't say anything about you not being able to die until that.
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Redbuck18 years ago
Does that make me a salmon?

Watermelonman7 years ago
No, a male bee

Lost pause fan9 years ago
Anal?

Alistair Ball12 years ago
Praying mantis style!

KaynanK9 years ago
46 years ago (jan 1970) is date zero in the system computers generally use to store dates. Probably just a glitch that set the date to zero.
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Joree Rising12 years ago
Stay pure and never have it.

TuxTeal6452 years ago
Fuck off bill
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Shirokuma9 years ago
It's like American Horror Story: Coven, but you die instead xD

Levi73 years ago
I'm asexual so haha

Rachel Gonzalez12 years ago
open relationship...allow eachother to have sex with others

CoffeeBeanChild8 years ago
so you fuck sam winchester (everyone he fucks dies)

Kittenlover1017 years ago
(At wherever the FUCK you go after dying) damn button

Devin Locke12 years ago
Fun fact, in some species of bee, the males always die after intercourse, doesn't stop them.

dantdarkone9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Lostsoul13139 years ago
I was wondering were all the spam went, haven't seen much for ever. I wish it was gone now...-_-

crazygurl3310 years ago
dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

dudebro1019 years ago
Fuck like right after or over the the amount of 24 hours

Alex147 years ago
So bee lifecycle?

Lady Madam 11 years ago
This means gays can get married, *Clicks button*

Emopasta8 years ago
Asexual love. LGBT+ RULES!!!!!!!!!!!

billbillerson7 years ago
OH FUCK YOU

Ecege_Arg9 years ago
lel stupid question!!

That_Guuy9 years ago
i don't think Bruce Willis can recreate Die Hard after this XD

floratree49 years ago
just dont have intercourse. I mean it's possible

GodOfLasagne4 years ago
just be virgin

Nebulously cool10 years ago
How many times? I mean I would have sex everyday

TheSpine7 years ago
dosent matter had sex

Anton Lillesøster Widén12 years ago
lol. love is fucking bullcrap XD

Intergalactic Man9 years ago
Then we won't go through intercourse.

Xx_geeway_xX9 years ago
God dammit Sam. Why did you click this button?

taozi10 years ago
As long as I got that good dick once

Héber9 years ago
At least I will die happy

Animesucks173 years ago
Imagine having children

Erik Torres12 years ago
Friendzoned stops this so what's the point?

RoryTheNerdQueen8 years ago
So basically you"d be any girl Sam Winchester was with?

crazygurl3310 years ago
dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

Skozlos6 years ago
Uhmm

Sarah Morgan12 years ago
Just never have sex. Simple

Freeyehaz 9 years ago
What's the point

Elish7 years ago
[Asexual laughs in the distance]

Z0m41e7 years ago
bill, fuck you.
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kster489 years ago
Intercourse means penis in vagina, answer to the problem is just have anal sex only. And if u want kids, then u adopt

thor145810 years ago
I meet the half woman half man of my dreams O.o ... No thank you... I think that's a nightmare

Rayray228 years ago
you dont have to have sex to love someone

Funtime_Foxy_YT3 years ago
Already died

Jessica Dean12 years ago
Solution: Don't have intercourse.
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