You will always be financially secure.
but
You will never have children or a wife.
I will not

LunaCipher 9 years ago
Who wants childrens or sex?? Both are unnecessary

YRWeHere 2 years ago
You wouldn't even need condoms cuz you can never have kids. Plus, just find a girl who is fine with not getting married.
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Me :) 9 years ago
Well, I don't want a wife, I'm a girl and I'm straight, I can adopt, and I have a nice secure bank account? *SLAMS BUTTON*

Cole SoulGem 13 years ago
HAHA JOKES ON YEW IM GAY x3

Timmytom 6 years ago
So am I 😉
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CitrusWasTaken 5 years ago
Idk if I want children, but I'm attracted to literally everything except female/feminine genders so Jokes on you B]

KaiRose 10 years ago
I don't want a wife, I want a husband. IM A FRICKING GIRL

QueenOfTheCrows 2 years ago
Ignore EllieJ, as a lesbian I'm sure ur attractive
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CowJuice 9 years ago
Heh. Good news. Im a girl. Bad news. Im les

CitrusWasTaken 5 years ago
Oh no-

ZippyDoggey 9 years ago
I can get a husband cuz I'm a girl and I can just adopt a puppy, or kids, but puppies are less work because they don't complain every 5 seconds

Mateiux 9 years ago
Haha jokes on you i am asexual ;)

ThePaulDude 3 years ago
Yeah right, LIAR!

JediKnight 9 years ago
im a girl

Amanda Stenback 13 years ago
1. Not sure if I want children anyway 2. I may not be able to have a wife but I can still have a husband 3. If I do meet a gorgeous woman we can be together without getting married

Molksi 5 years ago
u can adopt children anyway :3
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Melite 9 years ago
The joke is on you for I am a asexual.

ThePaulDude 3 years ago
No your not, your just making that up.

NeoThunder 9 years ago
1 : don't want children 2 : no need to marry

Beth Lott 13 years ago
Straight woman says, "Okay then."

Lilianna Lee 13 years ago
#teamnobabies

Sara Shaffer 13 years ago
I'm a girl so it works out

Kay Paffel 13 years ago
I hate children and have no interest in marriage. I push this button with glee.

Cici Asxbutch 13 years ago
I'm a straight girl and adopt. BOOM.

AColdGuy 5 years ago
It says "children". That means means you can only have 1.
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Austin Crandell 13 years ago
so a genius billionare playboy philanthropist?

Chameleon687 6 years ago
I have a sudden urge to fight crime in Gotham City

Eugene Casuple 13 years ago
whocares.jpg

UwUegirl 6 years ago
lmfao i dont like women anyway, plus never have i ever wanted children

PeetaFangirlForever 11 years ago
1. I'm a straight girl 2. I'm eleven so I don't need to worry about kids yet 3. I'm terrified of having a thingy up my thingy (I mean isn't it supposed to hurt a lot?)

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago
Why would I want those?

HotPocketHomicide 11 years ago
Hell yeah! I hate kids, and I just won't marry my GF (If I ever get one).

SiamesePhoenix 2 years ago
//Laugh in asexual, bisexual, and willing to buy service worker.

QueenOfSwords 10 years ago
Again, more questions that are directed towards straight men. What"s wrong with you? Don't you realize all kinds of people enter this website?

qwertyuiop1234 11 years ago
Well, since imma girl, a husband is what I want, and I definitely don't want kids...

Jui 4 years ago
Marriage is a human made institution. I can live together with a person without wearing a ring on my finger.

Thelesbianfuckingemmawatson 10 years ago
Loophole: You can have a long time lover and just not marry them.

Maisy Fincham 13 years ago
JOKES ON YOU GUYS I'M A STRAIGHT GIRL

Monking 8 years ago
HAHA jokes on you I’ll never get a wife anyway I’m socially awkward and not appealing to most people

SirMeliodas85 11 years ago
didnt say you cant have a girlfiend

legakeir575 10 years ago
B-but I'm a girl so....>:)

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
i see no down side. im aro.

Rapido 11 years ago
At least I can still have dogs

megsyjay 9 years ago
Don't want kids anyway. I"d like to get married but im not that bothered about it. So sign me up

Sudokori 12 years ago
What's the point then?

Dat_boi_sans 9 years ago
Sooooooo... I'm asexual. Meaning I just don't like both girls and guys..............yep

Tommowelove 11 years ago
Sorry? I can't see any dilema here

Eyezone 9 years ago
1. I will have a husband 2. Fuck making Children on my own ill just adopt

Matth 12 years ago
Gay/bi men ftw.

Marie-ant1et 6 years ago
What’s with these and always assuming you’re a cishet man all the time?? The last one was about my Penis?? I’m a girl??

Melanin Coating 10 years ago
I'm female. Also domestic partnership exists

Silly_Simon 3 years ago
The jokes on them, I'm gay

BoomGoesTheWorld 10 years ago
Im a girl, you can always adopt and I dont even see myself with a person

Draltaut 7 years ago
First of all I am a girl and second I want 3 kids

halfyou 11 years ago
I can still have a husband X3 SCREW KIDS

Mai-chan 9 years ago
I don't want a wife or children.

Failedwhisper 11 years ago
downside?

roseverdict 9 years ago
im an aroace girl tho

Logical 11 years ago
I'm gay soXD
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