You will always be financially secure.
but
You will never have children or a wife.
I will not


LunaCipher8 years ago
Who wants childrens or sex?? Both are unnecessary

YRWeHerelast year
You wouldn't even need condoms cuz you can never have kids. Plus, just find a girl who is fine with not getting married.
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CitrusWasTaken3 years ago
Idk if I want children, but I'm attracted to literally everything except female/feminine genders so Jokes on you B]

Me :)8 years ago
Well, I don't want a wife, I'm a girl and I'm straight, I can adopt, and I have a nice secure bank account? *SLAMS BUTTON*

KaiRose8 years ago
I don't want a wife, I want a husband. IM A FRICKING GIRL

QueenOfTheCrows7 months ago
Ignore EllieJ, as a lesbian I'm sure ur attractive
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Cole SoulGem12 years ago
HAHA JOKES ON YEW IM GAY x3

Timmytom5 years ago
So am I 😉
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CowJuice8 years ago
Heh. Good news. Im a girl. Bad news. Im les

CitrusWasTaken3 years ago
Oh no-

ZippyDoggey8 years ago
I can get a husband cuz I'm a girl and I can just adopt a puppy, or kids, but puppies are less work because they don't complain every 5 seconds

Mateiux8 years ago
Haha jokes on you i am asexual ;)

ThePaulDude2 years ago
Yeah right, LIAR!

JediKnight8 years ago
im a girl

Amanda Stenback12 years ago
1. Not sure if I want children anyway 2. I may not be able to have a wife but I can still have a husband 3. If I do meet a gorgeous woman we can be together without getting married

Molksi4 years ago
u can adopt children anyway :3
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Melite8 years ago
The joke is on you for I am a asexual.

ThePaulDude2 years ago
No your not, your just making that up.

NeoThunder8 years ago
1 : don't want children 2 : no need to marry

Beth Lott12 years ago
Straight woman says, "Okay then."

Lilianna Lee12 years ago
#teamnobabies

Sara Shaffer12 years ago
I'm a girl so it works out

Kay Paffel12 years ago
I hate children and have no interest in marriage. I push this button with glee.

Cici Asxbutch12 years ago
I'm a straight girl and adopt. BOOM.

AColdGuy4 years ago
It says "children". That means means you can only have 1.
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Austin Crandell12 years ago
so a genius billionare playboy philanthropist?

Chameleon6874 years ago
I have a sudden urge to fight crime in Gotham City

Eugene Casuple12 years ago
whocares.jpg

SiamesePhoenix3 months ago
//Laugh in asexual, bisexual, and willing to buy service worker.

QueenOfSwords8 years ago
Again, more questions that are directed towards straight men. What"s wrong with you? Don't you realize all kinds of people enter this website?

UwUegirl4 years ago
lmfao i dont like women anyway, plus never have i ever wanted children

PeetaFangirlForever9 years ago
1. I'm a straight girl 2. I'm eleven so I don't need to worry about kids yet 3. I'm terrified of having a thingy up my thingy (I mean isn't it supposed to hurt a lot?)

DrInconsiderate8 years ago
Why would I want those?

HotPocketHomicide9 years ago
Hell yeah! I hate kids, and I just won't marry my GF (If I ever get one).

Monking7 years ago
HAHA jokes on you I’ll never get a wife anyway I’m socially awkward and not appealing to most people

SirMeliodas859 years ago
didnt say you cant have a girlfiend

qwertyuiop123410 years ago
Well, since imma girl, a husband is what I want, and I definitely don't want kids...

Jui2 years ago
Marriage is a human made institution. I can live together with a person without wearing a ring on my finger.

Thelesbianfuckingemmawatson9 years ago
Loophole: You can have a long time lover and just not marry them.

Maisy Fincham12 years ago
JOKES ON YOU GUYS I'M A STRAIGHT GIRL

megsyjay8 years ago
Don't want kids anyway. I"d like to get married but im not that bothered about it. So sign me up

Sudokori 10 years ago
What's the point then?

legakeir5759 years ago
B-but I'm a girl so....>:)

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
i see no down side. im aro.

Rapido9 years ago
At least I can still have dogs

Marie-ant1et4 years ago
What’s with these and always assuming you’re a cishet man all the time?? The last one was about my Penis?? I’m a girl??

Melanin Coating9 years ago
I'm female. Also domestic partnership exists

Dat_boi_sans8 years ago
Sooooooo... I'm asexual. Meaning I just don't like both girls and guys..............yep

Tommowelove9 years ago
Sorry? I can't see any dilema here

Eyezone8 years ago
1. I will have a husband 2. Fuck making Children on my own ill just adopt

Matth11 years ago
Gay/bi men ftw.

Mai-chan8 years ago
I don't want a wife or children.

Failedwhisper10 years ago
downside?

Silly_Simonlast year
The jokes on them, I'm gay

BoomGoesTheWorld8 years ago
Im a girl, you can always adopt and I dont even see myself with a person

Draltaut5 years ago
First of all I am a girl and second I want 3 kids

halfyou9 years ago
I can still have a husband X3 SCREW KIDS

YorkshireLadJohn3 years ago
I’m fine being single, that was one of my choices in life anyway

Glitter_Candy1019 years ago
I dont like kids and im a straight female so....
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