I can get a husband cuz I'm a girl and I can just adopt a puppy, or kids, but puppies are less work because they don't complain every 5 seconds
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Mateiux9 years ago
Haha jokes on you i am asexual ;)
ThePaulDude3 years ago
Yeah right, LIAR!
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JediKnight9 years ago
im a girl
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Amanda Stenback13 years ago
1. Not sure if I want children anyway
2. I may not be able to have a wife but I can still have a husband
3. If I do meet a gorgeous woman we can be together without getting married
I hate children and have no interest in marriage. I push this button with glee.
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Austin Crandell13 years ago
so a genius billionare playboy philanthropist?
Chameleon6876 years ago
I have a sudden urge to fight crime in Gotham City
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Eugene Casuple13 years ago
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whichoneofyoufuckerstooktheusenameElex6 years ago
jokes on you I never even planned on marrying and having kids
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MoMoPuppys10 years ago
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Fizerwhiz_20069 years ago
Uh well it says "wife".... I would have a husband.....
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CreeperCraft13711 years ago
LINUS TECH TIPS
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Ducksquad9 years ago
I am just gonna get a girlfriend no rings attached
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DrunkHardNinja12 years ago
Meh, don't want kids and I can still have a good relationship.
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shibasona9 years ago
Well... I can still have a girlfriend...
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SamsonRules202011 years ago
This world is in such a downfall it'd be better not to throw a wife or children into it.
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Cheeese2 years ago
children suck anyways
plus gay people like me don't need wife
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Micayla Gigi Spencer13 years ago
I pressed this button so hard. Never getting a wife and magical tubal litigation?! Yes please.
I don’t mind being single, that was one of my choices in life anyway.
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JGK10 years ago
More money, less problems, less stress---where's the downside?
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Coolbutcruelnickdoop9 years ago
What if your a girl bot saying i am but still whoever made this was being sexus and not being thoughtful about others and thats a lot to say comeing from a ten year old yes im ten
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Lilzy11 years ago
I am not a man. I am a girl. Why would have a wife for???
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Purkkhan579 years ago
Im extremely anti-social, fuck it.
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PrincessRTFM11 years ago
Husband and no kids sounds better to me...
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FriedGalaxyChickenNuggets9 years ago
HAHA JOKES IN YOU IM A WOMAN and not lesbian.
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WhimsySand11 years ago
I become Scrooge before the spirits visited him?
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bloodyblade9 years ago
who said no sex
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squiggy0612 years ago
Do they think straight girls don't use this website?
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Humanfigure125 years ago
I like gals and guys HA! Fight me button!!!
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abigailmocke10 years ago
I'm a girl so...
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MinecraftMooAnn11 years ago
I can have a husband
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The28thDoctor11 months ago
*laughs in asexual*
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MrMooCow10 years ago
What if your a straight women...
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tacopizzaSAMMICH12 years ago
No downside
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Milkywae6 years ago
Was planning to not get wife and kids
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dakota-awasome11 years ago
I'm a girl and I'm not lesbien.
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Nenu9 years ago
I'm a girl lol. Don't need a wife when I can have a husband. Also, adoption.
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