Will You Press The Button?

LunaCipher8 years ago

Who wants childrens or sex?? Both are unnecessary

YRWeHerelast year

You wouldn't even need condoms cuz you can never have kids. Plus, just find a girl who is fine with not getting married.

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CitrusWasTaken3 years ago

Idk if I want children, but I'm attracted to literally everything except female/feminine genders so Jokes on you B]

Me :)8 years ago

Well, I don't want a wife, I'm a girl and I'm straight, I can adopt, and I have a nice secure bank account? *SLAMS BUTTON*

KaiRose8 years ago

I don't want a wife, I want a husband. IM A FRICKING GIRL

QueenOfTheCrows7 months ago

Ignore EllieJ, as a lesbian I'm sure ur attractive

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Cole SoulGem12 years ago

HAHA JOKES ON YEW IM GAY x3

Timmytom5 years ago

So am I 😉

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CowJuice8 years ago

Heh. Good news. Im a girl. Bad news. Im les

CitrusWasTaken3 years ago

Oh no-

ZippyDoggey8 years ago

I can get a husband cuz I'm a girl and I can just adopt a puppy, or kids, but puppies are less work because they don't complain every 5 seconds

Mateiux8 years ago

Haha jokes on you i am asexual ;)

ThePaulDude2 years ago

Yeah right, LIAR!

JediKnight8 years ago

im a girl

Amanda Stenback12 years ago

1. Not sure if I want children anyway 2. I may not be able to have a wife but I can still have a husband 3. If I do meet a gorgeous woman we can be together without getting married

Molksi4 years ago

u can adopt children anyway :3

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Melite8 years ago

The joke is on you for I am a asexual.

ThePaulDude2 years ago

No your not, your just making that up.

NeoThunder8 years ago

1 : don't want children 2 : no need to marry

Beth Lott12 years ago

Straight woman says, "Okay then."

Lilianna Lee12 years ago

#teamnobabies

Sara Shaffer12 years ago

I'm a girl so it works out

Cici Asxbutch12 years ago

I'm a straight girl and adopt. BOOM.

AColdGuy4 years ago

It says "children". That means means you can only have 1.

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Kay Paffel12 years ago

I hate children and have no interest in marriage. I push this button with glee.

Austin Crandell12 years ago

so a genius billionare playboy philanthropist?

Chameleon6874 years ago

I have a sudden urge to fight crime in Gotham City

Eugene Casuple12 years ago

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YorkshireLadJohn3 years ago

I don’t mind being single, that was one of my choices in life anyway.

JGK9 years ago

More money, less problems, less stress---where's the downside?

Coolbutcruelnickdoop7 years ago

What if your a girl bot saying i am but still whoever made this was being sexus and not being thoughtful about others and thats a lot to say comeing from a ten year old yes im ten

Lilzy9 years ago

I am not a man. I am a girl. Why would have a wife for???

Purkkhan578 years ago

Im extremely anti-social, fuck it.

PrincessRTFM10 years ago

Husband and no kids sounds better to me...

FriedGalaxyChickenNuggets7 years ago

HAHA JOKES IN YOU IM A WOMAN and not lesbian.

WhimsySand9 years ago

I become Scrooge before the spirits visited him?

bloodyblade8 years ago

who said no sex

squiggy0610 years ago

Do they think straight girls don't use this website?

Humanfigure124 years ago

I like gals and guys HA! Fight me button!!!

abigailmocke9 years ago

I'm a girl so...

MrMooCow8 years ago

What if your a straight women...

tacopizzaSAMMICH11 years ago

No downside

Milkywae4 years ago

Was planning to not get wife and kids

dakota-awasome9 years ago

I'm a girl and I'm not lesbien.

Nenu8 years ago

I'm a girl lol. Don't need a wife when I can have a husband. Also, adoption.

MinecraftMooAnn9 years ago

I can have a husband

Desirey Wester12 years ago

don't want kids to begin with and i am a straight woman so yeah don't need a wife lol

DashTheDerp6 years ago

Aromantic bois win this one

Animelover90009 years ago

1-HAVE children doesn't mean that I can't adopt, 2-I can still get a husband 3- I could still get engaged to a girl... No downside sorry

Coolman45610 years ago

I am the HUMAN TORCH

Huge_wood2 years ago

I can't get married,but that doesn't mean I cannot fall in love[doge]

Gerias9 years ago

Me:"Honey, we will never have to live without money" She:"That's great!Shall we marry now?" Me:"No, sorry. I pressed a button for that..."

Sapphire9 years ago

All of you that say I'm a straight female their thinking wrong. It says 'have children or a wife' so jokes on you. I'm not pressing. P. S. I'm a girl

NeoThunder8 years ago

Who need children and to get married ? "Just" a girlfriend is already enough

the.walking.aaron10 years ago

I don't want children and I'd much rather a husband

DogabanyHaukoRar3 years ago

No downsides to this

Buttholeking699 years ago

Loophole i can have sex with women and not get the. Pregnant

ThatDudeWhosNameIsLongerThanYours7 years ago

Girlfriends are always available LOL

ALIEN-OG8 years ago

you could always love someone and stay together and not get married plus I dont want kids.

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