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43355 (47%) people have pressed this button, while 49442 (53%) did not.
You will always be financially secure.
but
You will never have children or a wife.
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LunaCipher 9 years ago
Who wants childrens or sex?? Both are unnecessary

YRWeHere 2 years ago
You wouldn't even need condoms cuz you can never have kids. Plus, just find a girl who is fine with not getting married.
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Me :) 9 years ago
Well, I don't want a wife, I'm a girl and I'm straight, I can adopt, and I have a nice secure bank account? *SLAMS BUTTON*

Cole SoulGem 13 years ago
HAHA JOKES ON YEW IM GAY x3

Timmytom 6 years ago
So am I 😉
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CitrusWasTaken 5 years ago
Idk if I want children, but I'm attracted to literally everything except female/feminine genders so Jokes on you B]

KaiRose 10 years ago
I don't want a wife, I want a husband. IM A FRICKING GIRL

QueenOfTheCrows 2 years ago
Ignore EllieJ, as a lesbian I'm sure ur attractive
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CowJuice 9 years ago
Heh. Good news. Im a girl. Bad news. Im les

CitrusWasTaken 5 years ago
Oh no-

ZippyDoggey 9 years ago
I can get a husband cuz I'm a girl and I can just adopt a puppy, or kids, but puppies are less work because they don't complain every 5 seconds

Mateiux 9 years ago
Haha jokes on you i am asexual ;)

ThePaulDude 3 years ago
Yeah right, LIAR!

JediKnight 9 years ago
im a girl

Amanda Stenback 13 years ago
1. Not sure if I want children anyway 2. I may not be able to have a wife but I can still have a husband 3. If I do meet a gorgeous woman we can be together without getting married

Molksi 5 years ago
u can adopt children anyway :3
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Melite 9 years ago
The joke is on you for I am a asexual.

ThePaulDude 3 years ago
No your not, your just making that up.

NeoThunder 9 years ago
1 : don't want children 2 : no need to marry

Beth Lott 13 years ago
Straight woman says, "Okay then."

Lilianna Lee 13 years ago
#teamnobabies

Sara Shaffer 13 years ago
I'm a girl so it works out

Cici Asxbutch 13 years ago
I'm a straight girl and adopt. BOOM.

AColdGuy 5 years ago
It says "children". That means means you can only have 1.
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Kay Paffel 13 years ago
I hate children and have no interest in marriage. I push this button with glee.

Austin Crandell 13 years ago
so a genius billionare playboy philanthropist?

Chameleon687 6 years ago
I have a sudden urge to fight crime in Gotham City

Eugene Casuple 13 years ago
whocares.jpg

whichoneofyoufuckerstooktheusenameElex 6 years ago
jokes on you I never even planned on marrying and having kids

MoMoPuppys 10 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

Fizerwhiz_2006 9 years ago
Uh well it says "wife".... I would have a husband.....

CreeperCraft137 11 years ago
LINUS TECH TIPS

Ducksquad 9 years ago
I am just gonna get a girlfriend no rings attached

DrunkHardNinja 12 years ago
Meh, don't want kids and I can still have a good relationship.

shibasona 9 years ago
Well... I can still have a girlfriend...

SamsonRules2020 11 years ago
This world is in such a downfall it'd be better not to throw a wife or children into it.

Cheeese 2 years ago
children suck anyways plus gay people like me don't need wife

Micayla Gigi Spencer 13 years ago
I pressed this button so hard. Never getting a wife and magical tubal litigation?! Yes please.

German-Dumbass5 6 years ago
Bruh, I don't want children or a wife

Caligirl 11 years ago
I'll just adopt kids!

DG gamer10 10 years ago
Adoption is having kids
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YorkshireLadJohn 4 years ago
I don’t mind being single, that was one of my choices in life anyway.

JGK 10 years ago
More money, less problems, less stress---where's the downside?

Coolbutcruelnickdoop 9 years ago
What if your a girl bot saying i am but still whoever made this was being sexus and not being thoughtful about others and thats a lot to say comeing from a ten year old yes im ten

Lilzy 11 years ago
I am not a man. I am a girl. Why would have a wife for???

Purkkhan57 9 years ago
Im extremely anti-social, fuck it.

PrincessRTFM 11 years ago
Husband and no kids sounds better to me...

FriedGalaxyChickenNuggets 9 years ago
HAHA JOKES IN YOU IM A WOMAN and not lesbian.

WhimsySand 11 years ago
I become Scrooge before the spirits visited him?

bloodyblade 9 years ago
who said no sex

squiggy06 12 years ago
Do they think straight girls don't use this website?

Humanfigure12 5 years ago
I like gals and guys HA! Fight me button!!!

abigailmocke 10 years ago
I'm a girl so...

MinecraftMooAnn 11 years ago
I can have a husband

The28thDoctor 11 months ago
*laughs in asexual*

MrMooCow 10 years ago
What if your a straight women...

tacopizzaSAMMICH 12 years ago
No downside

Milkywae 6 years ago
Was planning to not get wife and kids

dakota-awasome 11 years ago
I'm a girl and I'm not lesbien.

Nenu 9 years ago
I'm a girl lol. Don't need a wife when I can have a husband. Also, adoption.
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