Will You Press The Button?

thomasthetrainlover1969 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ... [Show full comment]

person___china 2 years ago

中国好队友

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AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Doesn't say when I get old and very ill and it doesn't say how far into the future!

yalushi 9 years ago

1. go to far future 2. pay some mega cybernetics corporation a lot 3. become a cyborg

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

That"s what I'm doing RN, its called life

Seceria 11 years ago

Everyone becomes old as they age. Illness can be cured. Scenario doesnt imply this illness kills us or cannot be cured

Zacattac 10 years ago

but money fixed all of that by making me a robot

Anthony Grady Hendrix 13 years ago

just go to a fucking date with a cure

Jacob Middleton 13 years ago

I just use my money to cure myself

Migdin1 10 years ago

Obviously i will be old.. in many many years... in tge future there could be a machine that lets me live forever... so i would be old and at some point be very ill, only to get doctors 1000x better than the doctors now to help me

Chrisd88 11 years ago

rnglitchybrornDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your ... [Show full comment]

Dakaar 11 years ago

I wouldn't want to make the date sad

I LOOK AT U 11 years ago

everyone does

Henwy 5 months ago

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DopeMaster77 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ... [Show full comment]

FunkyCheeseballs 11 years ago

So every superhero ever

loverofbidoofs 9 years ago

Ur rich not that hard to buy medicine

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

No the master train lover 1969, I will not masterbait for you like a Fucking gaylord! "Stroke your dick"? I know a penis can be an animal sometimes but don't treat it like one! I am very sorry to any females who had to read that comment. It was extremely offensive!

loverofbidoofs 9 years ago

Did u read it it has instructions u blind f*** er

coolkid54 11 years ago

glitchybro DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your ... [Show full comment]

PatThePro 11 years ago

Just cure yourself,and you would become old any ways

Sweet_Dreams 12 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Sidarthus 3 years ago

I mean I'm willing to take a bet hoping humanity prevails over age and illness eventually (so long as you have money, which I will.)

amer215 11 years ago

what if there is no cure

10000horsepower 9 years ago

Don't we all become old and sometimes very ill?

Chrisd88 11 years ago

rnglitchybrornDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your ... [Show full comment]

BRU 11 years ago

#DEAL WITH IT

Free Mr. Lucas 11 years ago

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loverofbidoofs 9 years ago

555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 (and much more of them) are numbers u forgot to put the word times so u will get a lot of fives is what u said I'm like what the fuck

Marley Mango McAllister 13 years ago

so life

Henwy 5 months ago

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samaria733 11 years ago

U would be f###ing rixch who gives balls if ur old I would be like whateves

Yoshyo 11 years ago

Apparently 36248 people

charizard_ 9 years ago

Everyone gets sick and everyone grows old. What"s the problem?

EmilyNeaga 6 years ago

you have a shorter life!

skilay12 11 years ago

I never pland to date anyone

RPMGamer 11 years ago

wait i just understood your mistaken, it means time date, like 25th of october...

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Davies1704 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Topsecrt 10 years ago

Health and youth ain't worth any money

FabPutatoe 11 years ago

pff ofc u will become FUCKING OLD and if u become very ill u have the money to cure it so pfffffffffff -flips table-

loverofbidoofs 9 years ago

DDDDDDUUUUHHHH

Wolf21 11 years ago

DEAL WITH IT

NotAusername 11 years ago

use your money to pay scientist to cure your age issue and your sickness

Mikester369 11 years ago

Yea beacause that has worked for all the rich people that have died up until now!

Andiceses 3 years ago

Have money, can't spend. Sux.

zawarchaudry 10 years ago

WHY THE FUCK

DancesWhileDrinkingCactusJuice 11 years ago

This question confused me...

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

smol_egg 5 years ago

pay to cure the desease

raccoon 11 years ago

Everyone is already dieing

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

the gaming t-rex 11 years ago

HAVE A DATE THEN MAKE A CURE ITS THAT FUCKING SIMPLE

meatloave 11 months ago

Idiot

MissMissy 9 years ago

well duh i"m going into the future

deez nuts man 10 years ago

Ha jokes on you I Don't get sick easy

Khestra 11 years ago

Ok go back in time and give the money to my younger self before I pushed the button and continuously get more and more rich

DerpyDolphin 11 years ago

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The1Question 5 years ago

We all are becoming old and I'll anyway I see no downside

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