Will You Press The Button?

thomasthetrainlover19699 years ago

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person___china8 months ago

中国好队友

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AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Doesn't say when I get old and very ill and it doesn't say how far into the future!

GangsternauwL8 years ago

That"s what I'm doing RN, its called life

yalushi8 years ago

1. go to far future 2. pay some mega cybernetics corporation a lot 3. become a cyborg

Zacattac9 years ago

but money fixed all of that by making me a robot

Seceria9 years ago

Everyone becomes old as they age. Illness can be cured. Scenario doesnt imply this illness kills us or cannot be cured

Anthony Grady Hendrix12 years ago

just go to a fucking date with a cure

Jacob Middleton12 years ago

I just use my money to cure myself

Ben Hook12 years ago

Well they never really defined old.... old could be like 1,000 years for all we know

DerpyDolphin9 years ago

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chonkeymonk3y12349 years ago

U are going old anyway, so u can just age a day or two. And the illness can be cured&#$*#:! #

Matcha_Biscuit3 years ago

ill become ill and old on the last second of my life

Chrisd889 years ago

rnglitchybrornDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your ...[Show full comment]

Migdin18 years ago

Obviously i will be old.. in many many years... in tge future there could be a machine that lets me live forever... so i would be old and at some point be very ill, only to get doctors 1000x better than the doctors now to help me

I LOOK AT U9 years ago

everyone does

Dakaar10 years ago

I wouldn't want to make the date sad

DopeMaster779 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

loverofbidoofs8 years ago

Ur rich not that hard to buy medicine

FunkyCheeseballs9 years ago

So every superhero ever

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

No the master train lover 1969, I will not masterbait for you like a Fucking gaylord! "Stroke your dick"? I know a penis can be an animal sometimes but don't treat it like one! I am very sorry to any females who had to read that comment. It was extremely offensive!

loverofbidoofs8 years ago

Did u read it it has instructions u blind f*** er

coolkid549 years ago

glitchybro DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your ...[Show full comment]

Sweet_Dreams10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

PatThePro9 years ago

Just cure yourself,and you would become old any ways

Sidarthus2 years ago

I mean I'm willing to take a bet hoping humanity prevails over age and illness eventually (so long as you have money, which I will.)

amer2159 years ago

what if there is no cure

Chrisd889 years ago

rnglitchybrornDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your ...[Show full comment]

10000horsepower8 years ago

Don't we all become old and sometimes very ill?

Free Mr. Lucas9 years ago

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loverofbidoofs8 years ago

555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 (and much more of them) are numbers u forgot to put the word times so u will get a lot of fives is what u said I'm like what the fuck

BRU10 years ago

#DEAL WITH IT

samaria7339 years ago

U would be f###ing rixch who gives balls if ur old I would be like whateves

Yoshyo9 years ago

Apparently 36248 people

Marley Mango McAllister12 years ago

so life

charizard_7 years ago

Everyone gets sick and everyone grows old. What"s the problem?

EmilyNeaga4 years ago

you have a shorter life!

skilay129 years ago

I never pland to date anyone

RPMGamer9 years ago

wait i just understood your mistaken, it means time date, like 25th of october...

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Topsecrt9 years ago

Health and youth ain't worth any money

Davies17049 years ago

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Wolf2110 years ago

DEAL WITH IT

FabPutatoe9 years ago

pff ofc u will become FUCKING OLD and if u become very ill u have the money to cure it so pfffffffffff -flips table-

loverofbidoofs8 years ago

DDDDDDUUUUHHHH

Andiceseslast year

Have money, can't spend. Sux.

NotAusername9 years ago

use your money to pay scientist to cure your age issue and your sickness

Mikester3699 years ago

Yea beacause that has worked for all the rich people that have died up until now!

DancesWhileDrinkingCactusJuice10 years ago

This question confused me...

zawarchaudry9 years ago

WHY THE FUCK

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

smol_egg4 years ago

pay to cure the desease

raccoon9 years ago

Everyone is already dieing

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

the gaming t-rex9 years ago

HAVE A DATE THEN MAKE A CURE ITS THAT FUCKING SIMPLE

MissMissy8 years ago

well duh i"m going into the future

Khestra10 years ago

Ok go back in time and give the money to my younger self before I pushed the button and continuously get more and more rich

deez nuts man9 years ago

Ha jokes on you I Don't get sick easy

DerpyDolphin9 years ago

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