62659 (64%) 35622 (36%)
62659 (64%) people have pressed this button, while 35622 (36%) did not.
Cancer will be eradicated from the human race.
but
You will be the last cancer patient in the world (and it's terminal.)
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Hsu last year
为了我的祖父母和我们的后代

IamHot 11 years ago
well im really selfish and i kinda hate everyone so...... nahhh

greaterfiend 5 years ago
@katoerocks35 it already says you are the last patient so if hed definitely get it by pusing.
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Dominic Wilshier 13 years ago
for humanity and my mother

--raindrops 6 years ago
Thank you, we praise and honor your sacrifice. It shall not be forgotten
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Snowfrost918 11 years ago
You will get your cancer cured! so what if its terminal? You get cured last, thats all. even terminal cancer doesnt kill instantly, you know.

Bossitronio2014 10 years ago
Now here"s someone who knows what he"s talking about!
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Prestige1076 10 years ago
If cancer is eradicated from the human race, then that means it would be physically impossible to get diagnosed, so scientifically, there is no downside. If the way this question means it it that cancer is removed from everyone in the world and everyone th... [Show full comment]

greaterfiend 5 years ago
And Im fine with that.

RelationshipStatusComplicated 8 years ago
I pressed the button my grandpa died from cancer and a 5 year old girl Ik has cancer😢

Luciara 3 years ago
Oh no I'm so sorry for u! my grandma has cancer too and the doctor said she might die in the next two years! 😥😭

Bossitronio2014 10 years ago
33504 people were the last to get cancer. K.

firewaffle 11 years ago
I am selfish. I did not press the button.

CCthecat 10 years ago
At least u were honest :)

WeedCard 9 years ago
*smashes button* I have crippling depression

dankmemes101 9 years ago
My dog died from cancer and I hope no one with have to suffer like I have T_T

dankmemes101 9 years ago
*will

Noonoo098 9 years ago
Make the most of the time I have left with the people I love knowing they can't die from a long line of disease in my family

Keith Picklebutter Lawrence 13 years ago
Good chance to quote Fire Emblem. What is one life, when weighed against millions?

greaterfiend 5 years ago
Well I dont know anyone with cancer, there actually is a cure, and Im not gonna die for strangers
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StarWarra190 11 years ago
It's not that I'm selfish, but I just started "living" and I wanna keep doing it, so sorry everyone :(

pixel 32 comander 11 years ago
god will save me

TINY BOX TIM 11 years ago
I could save HUMANITY! Plus I am a box so... don't really affect me

thebigmic 11 years ago
fuck humanity !

Francis Racicot 13 years ago
im not selfish and death don't scare me

MYTHIC 11 years ago
you put the words right out of my mouth
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Kevin Jayvee Moynihan 13 years ago
There will be another form of illness to take it's place. Not to sound cold, but you have to think about it.

greaterfiend 5 years ago
No.
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Fernando Lopes 13 years ago
3051 (66%) people have pressed this button. Humans aren't as bad as I thought.

ArchedParsley7 11 years ago
*looks over smarts
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Taylor Thomas 13 years ago
My death in exchange for many, many, MANY others lives? Worth it.

Trins O'Connor 13 years ago
Sure, I don't mind dying for every other person on the earth. Kids get Cancer and its killed loads of people in my Family. I'll be reunited with them again. The world is a wheel.

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago
As long as it goes, I will be proud to do that :)

mrpoo 5 years ago
for everyone I would do it

Molly Brown 11 years ago
At least I would be known in history

Ye_olden_memes 9 years ago
Wait, all cancer is cured. Just get the cure, done.

Heichou 11 years ago
Wait so this is saying we aren't human because we have cancer? wut ;-;

Neemem 6 years ago
I would try and make a cure for cancer but then people would think it"s ok to smoke

ILTRUCE 11 years ago
I could be funnier if my cancer can be contagious.

Lavamob01 9 years ago
Others pressed the button sooooooo......

Peggy-fucking-Carter 12 years ago
Take one for the eNTIRE HUMAN RACE

CCthecat 10 years ago
Very mild cancer. Just a small stomachache once in a while XD

Nyeh 9 years ago
TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM BOIS

Colin de Veth 13 years ago
Take one for the team

EpicTyphlosion 10 years ago
For the future of humans!

HEVEN_FEEL last year
想想研究癌症的医生只能围着我转:)

Guddatol000 11 years ago
Nah I'm don't like dying for people

socks222 9 years ago
Selfish... I shun you.

Logibear 9 years ago
Try to watch a childrens hospital commerical then try to not press the button.(its impossible)

plazmafighter 11 years ago
and they say that a hero will sav us by having cancer and dying

ShadowShaper 9 years ago
I'm scared of death but I"d do it for everyone,,

FireRed 12 years ago
im more inportant im a freaking random guy!

Cloudchaser 10 years ago
Just so long as people don't worship me

SexyPandaSoldier 5 years ago
IF you eradicate cancer you also eradicate mutations leading to evolution. YOu"d erradicate evolution. If you were to make a cure then that would be different. But this button would save lives while damning progress - at least the natural one .

TheStache 11 years ago
Y u no give me upside

DecZO 10 years ago
im super selfish.

SnowDino 7 years ago
I'll do it. I can't stand Earth anyways, and I feel bad for everyone who has cancer. I may just be a tween, but i feel I"ve lived my purpose. I really wish i could make this happen in real life.

Rab weasle 11 years ago
Of course i fit stops it

Mai-chan 9 years ago
Even though I pressed the button, just because someone doesn't press the button doesn't make them greedy or selfish. It just means they value their lives and treasure their bodies. There"s nothing wrong with that.

dcicio7 12 years ago
i agree with nothanks

Jar_Jar_Binks 8 years ago
Fuck it. If no one else has to suffer that fate, I'll gladly seal my fate.

ApplecaT 11 years ago
Worth it, why do 33% of the world not care?
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