You earn at least 1 billion dollars a year (no taxes) without doing anything
but
You have to make love to Sarah Jessica Parker twice a week
I will not


minimegaman0909 months ago
I'm gonna take "make love" more literally, since that would mean just kissing her cheek or something would count :)

Ashtinoran9 years ago
Sarah would be arrested for pedophilia.

Spain2 years ago
Now you have to make love in jail
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TheZGamer8 years ago
Who the hell is sarah jessica parker

._.Z._.2 years ago
shes the main witch from hocus pocus 2
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JudahBateman8 years ago
Meh. Why not. Wouldn't be the first time I had sex with a horse

Sherlox2 years ago
Wait SHE IS A HORSE??!??
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Fake John Cena9 years ago
I'll love her as a friend

theemeraldking2 years ago
It"s saying you need to f*ck her
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The_potato_man4 years ago
What happens if i refuse to fuck her? Do i stop getting money or does the button take over my brain

JonaKrasniqi8 years ago
i will pay a serial killer to kill her so i will be a bilionare without making love with her lol

lofine8 years ago
For all the people who say this, you do realize you"d have to make love to her dead body right.

Quicksilversass7 years ago
Where’s the downside?

Ultramega2k7 years ago
I don't really mind its not like I'm gonna f**k her face

Falcio7 years ago
What"s the downside?

JoshuaMahabir7 years ago
Holly shit Sarah is a horse well i don’t care 🤑🤑

Mech577 years ago
Not really a downside she just looks like a smoker

Nano_Driller7 years ago
wait if your a girl do u still have to do it?

ththomas95 years ago
Yes.

lexi-the-homosexual-dragonborn8 years ago
I"d just have a hitman kill her and burn her body so she"s 100% ashes. Then I'm literally unable to fuck her.

DragonEXE8 years ago
Or do it yourself

BrendanCross8 years ago
On the one hand, at least 1 billion dollars a year On the other, having to make love to a woman I never heard of, but is a woman *Smashes button*

swedishlego8 years ago
Don't see a negative.

KarlMarx224 years ago
You seen a picture of her?

Erick Wagner12 years ago
wish it could be more than twice

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago
0_0
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Ryan Wright12 years ago
Even when she's dead? No thanks.

TomKab9 years ago
Wow I didn't know there were PCs and tablets or smart phones 47 years ago
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William Whitfield12 years ago
Can i press it twice?

Spain2 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/526783
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FuSRoDaH738 years ago
I'm gay but I still pressed it because I could put up with it for a billion a year!

Lithium Bromide9 years ago
1) I'm heterosexual (although I don't have anything against homosexuals) 2) I WANT to work as an astrophysicist

LiLxGucci7 years ago
It says u don't have to do anything

coolkid55789 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

izanagi4109 years ago
Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowly, it sounds like "oranges?

Droopylast year
I'm a minor so she going to jail

suben9 years ago
i'd suck dick twice a week for 1B dollars lol!

OrthusC7 years ago
-awkward ace laughter-

thepartyguy9 years ago
i better die than that

StephH8 years ago
I"d gladly do so, she must be an enjoyable and lovely company, both in bed and out...

derpypandasnake888 years ago
Who is that

divazindahouse11 years ago
ill just pay her to get lost. DONE

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
She would get arrested for molester. Im 11.

DravenFrenerrBrook4 years ago
Say yes then kill her and pay the cops to say nothing

christian W9 years ago
I see no downside you get to have sex and get money on the side HELL YEAH!

Nate_Dawg9 years ago
Worse than that is worth 1 billion a year

MikeShatter7 years ago
accidental button press help

Natecrase9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

IvanMilicevic8 years ago
I wish it would be 10 days at day XD

SeabassJames7 years ago
What does 10 days at day mean?

Tara Young12 years ago
Only if I can wear a strap-on and don't have to go down on her. I could do gay for pay for a billion.

ThiccBootyHoe6667 years ago
Where"s the negative????

Nod_Lucario9 years ago
put a paper bag on her head and problem solved

pichuking2878 years ago
who is Sarah Jesica?

Snowfrost9189 years ago
NONONONONONO! Nope! I'd like to stay just friends, so now let me run away inconspicuously, uh... in case someone pressed the button for me.

Pikachario8 years ago
Ill just stick with my pc PCMASTERRACE

Hyltran2 years ago
I so old that I would enjoy it.

Nick_bulgar9 years ago
and what if i make platonic love to her, haha

DragonEXE8 years ago
Define “make love”

millergriffinl9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

WBGrock9 years ago
No thank you. Now if it was Zooey Deschanel

RonnieBaloney17118 years ago
Who is she?

Anders Andersen12 years ago
Are you kidding me? For a billion dollars a year I'd dig up Margaret Thatcher and give her a tumble twice a week.
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