Step 1: Get paper. Step 2: Use scissors to cut out the words "love to Sarah Jessica Parker twice a week" out of it. Step 3: ????? Step 4: Profit! Literally!
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PartyGamer9317 years ago
She is quite attractive and sexy to me.
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Natecrase9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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jshaw719 years ago
She can't look that bad, can she? if she does, get her the best plastic surgery, or whatever to help her look better (if she wants to)
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RandomnessInc7 years ago
Make love does not mean sex
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Nod_Lucario9 years ago
put a paper bag on her head and problem solved
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bulldogce8 years ago
downside?
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Kyle1110 years ago
WORTH IT THERES NO EVEN FUCKING DOWNSIDE
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andro9 years ago
Y not :-)
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Apollo9243 years ago
Divorce.
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pewdiepie_fan699 years ago
She's not that ugly
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llots ffej9 years ago
*grabs barf bag* LET"S DO THIS!!! (no hate on Sarah Jessica Parker, just wanted to make that comment)
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Shuffler AbuZaid12 years ago
Pay me a million and ill accept it anyway
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LiLxGucci7 years ago
It says u don't have to do anything
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coolkid55789 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
izanagi4109 years ago
Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowly, it sounds like "oranges?
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FuSRoDaH738 years ago
I'm gay but I still pressed it because I could put up with it for a billion a year!
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Lithium Bromide9 years ago
1) I'm heterosexual (although I don't have anything against homosexuals)
2) I WANT to work as an astrophysicist
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StephH8 years ago
I"d gladly do so, she must be an enjoyable and lovely company, both in bed and out...
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Droopylast year
I'm a minor so she going to jail
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suben9 years ago
i'd suck dick twice a week for 1B dollars lol!
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OrthusC7 years ago
-awkward ace laughter-
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thepartyguy9 years ago
i better die than that
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DravenFrenerrBrook4 years ago
Say yes then kill her and pay the cops to say nothing
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christian W9 years ago
I see no downside you get to have sex and get money on the side HELL YEAH!
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derpypandasnake888 years ago
Who is that
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divazindahouse11 years ago
ill just pay her to get lost. DONE
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AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
She would get arrested for molester. Im 11.
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IvanMilicevic8 years ago
I wish it would be 10 days at day XD
SeabassJames7 years ago
What does 10 days at day mean?
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Tara Young12 years ago
Only if I can wear a strap-on and don't have to go down on her. I could do gay for pay for a billion.
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