Will You Press The Button?

SeekerIce20571 11 years ago

So I'm Peter Pan, but I can Neverland.

NintendoSauceYT 5 years ago

Yes

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MinecraftMooAnn 11 years ago

You never actually touch the ground anyway (science loophole!)

BrandonLoder 9 years ago

It doesn't say touch the ground it says don't land

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Tsuvaldo 11 years ago

You never really touch the ground because of electrons

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago

Me too

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minimegaman090 2 years ago

Government would have some choice words with you if you press this

Aawsome 3 years ago

if its like wings no if its like floating yes

joestermaster 9 years ago

ILL WEAR A PIGEON COSTUME AND SHIT ALL OVER MY ENEMIES CAR.

LilmanMarcell 9 years ago

WTF

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Slayer22521 11 years ago

Hover a plank lenght over the ground.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Planck’s* length*

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Travis James Cordeau 13 years ago

Hover?

I_Play_Minecraft_Guy 7 years ago

Exactly

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joestermaster 9 years ago

Ill be the mma world champion in the no-weight category, fucking win the olympics in the high jump, long jump, and racing plus i get the sweet bonus of mindfucking scientists.

Lancilia 7 months ago

In the high jump and long jump, you have to stick the landing...

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Thatmovingdeadthing 11 years ago

Technically we are always hovering, because the electron opposition to other objects. If we didn't have this, we would always fuse with things, animate or inanimate.

Bossitronio2014 10 years ago

True. Looks like you beat me to the comment!

2TrucksHavingSex6969 9 years ago

You can be 1 nanometer off the ground

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

Nice username bud

Sasusaku 9 years ago

You cant land but u can crash

ASAEDRIS 9 years ago

why does the rule "what goes up must come down" not apply to peter pan? because he neverlands

the117doctor 10 years ago

I could look like I'm skating...up a building

Adelina 10 years ago

All you gotta do is fly with your feet like, a centimeter above the ground so you look normal. Then you have superpowers. You'll also have major ninja skills cause nobody can hear your footsteps. Not to mention your peter pan cosplay will be sick as fuck.

CherryBombPoP 8 years ago

“How do you sleep at night?” Floating above THE WORLD

Rikki4328 9 years ago

why are all the downsides that kid who says to the teacher, "Oh, Mrs. Peters, you forgot to grade our homework today!"

Reallynono 9 years ago

I can’t have any fun In a pool.no!!

23lindsaam 6 years ago

Well... you could fly while in the water... kinda. But if you never touch the ground does it really count as landing? You probably still could.

IOwn3ComaOboes 9 years ago

I can just hover a slightly off the ground.

DasJoosh 9 years ago

Why the hell would you want to land?

The_w0lf_of_f1re 9 years ago

Hover .00000000000001 mm above the ground

AriT321 9 years ago

cant you just hover half of a millimeter off the ground?

JKx 10 years ago

I will just hover like Raven so im cool

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Right. Cool.

SBURBIAN 11 years ago

Just hover above the ground all the time go all starfire on this shit

HamilMemes 9 years ago

Just like John Egbert.

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Tou Ly 13 years ago

I'll just crash

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Full of glass.

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Iliya Streshinski 13 years ago

Whenever I want to talk to someone I will just hover an eighth of a millimeter off the ground

Kalle Mohammad Aloui 13 years ago

Goodbye gravity. At least I can hover.

Areyou Mymummy 13 years ago

what that is not a problem that is not a bad thing

Jack Vitz 13 years ago

Marcy just floats.

Takuya Gurobu 13 years ago

Oh, I see what he did there, I think? (Neverland because Peter Pan flies?) XD

TurtleGuardian 7 years ago

Hovering is fine by me

Brofist 11 years ago

aladin

TheRythmDudy 11 years ago

sex would be weird and shitting would never be the same...

Who am I 10 years ago

0.1 inches above the ground

LilmanMarcell 9 years ago

Love your profile picture literally

Cole French 13 years ago

Sex would be "hovering"

Uksi 11 years ago

You can still hover

Lancilia 7 months ago

Eh, floating just 2 inches off the ground forever isn't that bad, and never having to share an elevator with someone again?

Dear.vanessa 10 years ago

Like Peter Pan! Because he can never land. *BA DUM TSS*

Chase Alexander Barchett 13 years ago

The upside is no stepping on Legos and no tripping up or does stairs

OUTSMARTER 8 years ago

I can hover above ground

Pinecone_34 5 years ago

just hover a few planck lengths off the ground

MKX Jason Voorhees 10 years ago

Let's be Ermac from MKX

KatyWalsh 9 years ago

you can fly close to the ground

ChintyBrand37 11 years ago

i cant go down but when i hover my big shoes are going to touch the graund

Pencilpenny 10 years ago

Sooo.... I will be peter pan😂

solarnight 12 years ago

just levitate above floor

TheArkerportian 9 years ago

Can i crash at least?

rarinstraw1195 11 years ago

So, become an albatross??? Nah.

ShadowMarco 10 years ago

screw walking :D!!!! i'll hover/float, i'll never get tierd ever again!!!! JOKES ON YOU!!

Bill Gord 13 years ago

flying Slender>=D

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