Ill be the mma world champion in the no-weight category, fucking win the olympics in the high jump, long jump, and racing plus i get the sweet bonus of mindfucking scientists.
Lancilia7 months ago
In the high jump and long jump, you have to stick the landing...
Technically we are always hovering, because the electron opposition to other objects. If we didn't have this, we would always fuse with things, animate or inanimate.
Bossitronio201410 years ago
True. Looks like you beat me to the comment!
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2TrucksHavingSex69699 years ago
You can be 1 nanometer off the ground
Buttonpresser3149 years ago
Nice username bud
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Sasusaku9 years ago
You cant land but u can crash
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ASAEDRIS9 years ago
why does the rule "what goes up must come down" not apply to peter pan? because he neverlands
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the117doctor10 years ago
I could look like I'm skating...up a building
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Adelina10 years ago
All you gotta do is fly with your feet like, a centimeter above the ground so you look normal. Then you have superpowers. You'll also have major ninja skills cause nobody can hear your footsteps. Not to mention your peter pan cosplay will be sick as fuck.
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CherryBombPoP8 years ago
“How do you sleep at night?”
Floating above THE WORLD
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Rikki43289 years ago
why are all the downsides that kid who says to the teacher, "Oh, Mrs. Peters, you forgot to grade our homework today!"
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Reallynono9 years ago
I can’t have any fun In a pool.no!!
23lindsaam6 years ago
Well... you could fly while in the water... kinda. But if you never touch the ground does it really count as landing? You probably still could.
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IOwn3ComaOboes9 years ago
I can just hover a slightly off the ground.
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DasJoosh9 years ago
Why the hell would you want to land?
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The_w0lf_of_f1re9 years ago
Hover .00000000000001 mm above the ground
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AriT3219 years ago
cant you just hover half of a millimeter off the ground?
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JKx10 years ago
I will just hover like Raven so im cool
Kittenlover1019 years ago
Right. Cool.
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SBURBIAN11 years ago
Just hover above the ground all the time go all starfire on this shit
Whenever I want to talk to someone I will just hover an eighth of a millimeter off the ground
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Kalle Mohammad Aloui13 years ago
Goodbye gravity. At least I can hover.
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Areyou Mymummy13 years ago
what
that is not a problem
that is not a bad thing
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Jack Vitz13 years ago
Marcy just floats.
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Takuya Gurobu13 years ago
Oh, I see what he did there, I think? (Neverland because Peter Pan flies?) XD
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ChintyBrand3711 years ago
i cant go down but when i hover my big shoes are going to touch the graund
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Pencilpenny10 years ago
Sooo.... I will be peter pan😂
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solarnight12 years ago
just levitate above floor
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Pinecone_345 years ago
just hover a few planck lengths off the ground
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MKX Jason Voorhees10 years ago
Let's be Ermac from MKX
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KatyWalsh9 years ago
you can fly close to the ground
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Bill Gord13 years ago
flying Slender>=D
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23lindsaam6 years ago
...I'll hover really close to the ground and pretend to be walking. Or... since TECHNICALLY you are never touching the ground... boom.
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xXZoMg15Xx11 years ago
Fly 0.00000000001 centimeters over the land.
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TheArkerportian9 years ago
Can i crash at least?
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rarinstraw119511 years ago
So, become an albatross??? Nah.
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ShadowMarco10 years ago
screw walking :D!!!! i'll hover/float, i'll never get tierd ever again!!!! JOKES ON YOU!!
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Muzifiene11 years ago
For what should I land? Everthing become much cooler when you fly
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FindTheLoophole9 years ago
Kinda like stop flying and you'll just float off the ground? Nice
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Dan Cody13 years ago
I can crash
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GeorgeFritz8 years ago
Is there any downside? Like if it would say you would never land AND it takes as much anything it would be mu- actually that"s still great
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CrazyDodo699 years ago
Hover above the ground
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Bogga11 years ago
no downside
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zee.183 years ago
i could just be floating 1 picometer above the ground
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