Who needs love when you can be a motherfucking space pirate
Loading replies...
Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing10 years ago
#SingleLife anyways.
Loading replies...
juanchits10 years ago
Teleportation would be tempting... speed of light isn't enough. Also there is not such thing as "the love of one"s life". Some couples last longer than others. No one is "Made for you".
Loading replies...
joaquin559 years ago
love is overrated and overall just stupid and a waste of time.
Loading replies...
Maxtheperson4 years ago
Why would you say no you have the option to do it and it’s cool that you can
Loading replies...
Dany Shehab13 years ago
Speed of light isn't THAT fast - it would still take years beyond my lifetime to travel to the planets I'd REALLY want to check out.
“We interrupt Will Press the Button to bring you, Super Mario Galaxy.”-CinemaSins
Loading replies...
urlocalgoodboy9 years ago
that"s never gonna happen anyways sooo...
Loading replies...
YellowBanana2019 years ago
Happy aromantic
Loading replies...
impossible 10 years ago
Love is for losers who want to waste their lives
Loading replies...
Sefer1729 years ago
If a go to the moon a dont have oxigen
Loading replies...
Jaasjaas9 years ago
Wont meet myself :(
Loading replies...
HappyWatermelon9 years ago
Merry the planet.
Loading replies...
TheDarkPants9 years ago
Dude your still going to die without air... and you can only move yourself at lightspeed
Loading replies...
Pastel-Cringe139 years ago
-aromatic laughing in the distance-
Loading replies...
dankmemes1019 years ago
Dude. If you leave Earth, you"d fucking DIE. Just because you can go to a planet really fast, doesn't mean you'll have the proper equipment to survive there.
Aer0n9 years ago
Yeah, and going at the speed of light would also rip your limbs off and kill you.
Loading replies...
Loading replies...
Kalle Saretsalo13 years ago
Nothing cool to see in our solar system, and at that speed it would still take 6 years to get to Alpha Centauri. And the way my luck is, there probably isn't a single burger joint over there.
With the speed of light you could travel through time but you may catch on fire by friction.
Loading replies...
fruit_snack6664 years ago
ASGUARD HERE I COME!
Loading replies...
uiop311 years ago
They would just die or leave you anyway...
Loading replies...
Lonely Pizza 11 years ago
I don't even want to feel love.
Loading replies...
Worm_Oc_Alice6 years ago
No such thing as the love of your life!
Loading replies...
Pig20711 years ago
what if i love planets?
Loading replies...
fluffydestroyer711 years ago
555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes...[Show full comment]
Loading replies...
Masonando10 years ago
tumblr saddos
Loading replies...
pengie929011 years ago
But what if the we have already met?
Loading replies...
nathan mcbride11 years ago
Travel to any planet I would diebwithout oxygen
Loading replies...
Robo33311 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
Loading replies...
RoseAmyTyler12 years ago
It kinda hurt, but the botton was pushsed... I am The Doctor!
Loading replies...
juanito5 years ago
me importa una mierda tener novia
Loading replies...
Conit11 years ago
Jokes on you I'm already single, I just have cats.
Loading replies...
Oblivion__9 years ago
Already met my true love
Loading replies...
Okan Öz13 years ago
This is The doctor's life!!!
Loading replies...
DanAndPhilsBean11 years ago
I'd really rather fall in love than travel in time and space. Having someone special gives me that feeling, I can't describe it. Traveling through time and space IS awesome, I'd just have to meet the love of my life, even if it meant I couldn't do it.
Loading replies...
H-O10 years ago
Okai stop with the light speed crap we human beings would explode instantly at that speed and it's not called light speed for no reason it's because only light goes that fast
Loading replies...
wowexpert11 years ago
I was never going to anyway.
Loading replies...
ErinaK8 years ago
I'll press this in a second 😂😂😂
Loading replies...
partyrockassassin11 years ago
Same here bro *gives hug* i know that feel bro, i know.
Loading replies...
Naksaol2 months ago
Fuh love..
Loading replies...
brutus11 years ago
i would just suffocate if i went to another planetrn? wut
lildoomkitty10 years ago
It's called a space suit dummy. Ever heard of one?
Loading replies...
Loading replies...
Flappytink11 years ago
I met my love of my life but I may not see him agen so no
Loading replies...
ShadowfangTC10 years ago
I'm already married to the love of my life. Super speed is a nice touch.
Loading replies...
Parcent11 years ago
**asexual laughter**
Loading replies...
thezombieguy212 years ago
light is not any where near fast enough to go anywhere quickly and who care about the love of your life? if you find hot humanoid aliens you can bang them.
Loading replies...
Little Never-End11 years ago
GOIN TO GALLIFREY PEOPLE, WHO CARES IF I DONT FIND LOVE!!!!
174 Comments
Login or register to comment
© WillYouPressTheButton.com • since 2013
Stats • Contact Us • EULA • Privacy policy