Who needs love when you can be a motherfucking space pirate
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Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing10 years ago
#SingleLife anyways.
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juanchits10 years ago
Teleportation would be tempting... speed of light isn't enough. Also there is not such thing as "the love of one"s life". Some couples last longer than others. No one is "Made for you".
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joaquin559 years ago
love is overrated and overall just stupid and a waste of time.
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Maxtheperson4 years ago
Why would you say no you have the option to do it and it’s cool that you can
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Dany Shehab13 years ago
Speed of light isn't THAT fast - it would still take years beyond my lifetime to travel to the planets I'd REALLY want to check out.
“We interrupt Will Press the Button to bring you, Super Mario Galaxy.”-CinemaSins
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urlocalgoodboy9 years ago
that"s never gonna happen anyways sooo...
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YellowBanana2019 years ago
Happy aromantic
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impossible 10 years ago
Love is for losers who want to waste their lives
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Sefer1729 years ago
If a go to the moon a dont have oxigen
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Jaasjaas9 years ago
Wont meet myself :(
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HappyWatermelon9 years ago
Merry the planet.
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TheDarkPants9 years ago
Dude your still going to die without air... and you can only move yourself at lightspeed
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Pastel-Cringe139 years ago
-aromatic laughing in the distance-
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dankmemes1019 years ago
Dude. If you leave Earth, you"d fucking DIE. Just because you can go to a planet really fast, doesn't mean you'll have the proper equipment to survive there.
Aer0n9 years ago
Yeah, and going at the speed of light would also rip your limbs off and kill you.
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Kalle Saretsalo13 years ago
Nothing cool to see in our solar system, and at that speed it would still take 6 years to get to Alpha Centauri. And the way my luck is, there probably isn't a single burger joint over there.
I know my true love. We happen to be collage roomates.... i try and hide my feelings but we happen to be playing truth or dare so you never know.... 😶ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜¶ðŸ˜¶ðŸ˜¶
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EmilStvring8 years ago
Dudes just so ur know ur die if ur try to get eny places with the speed og light
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LMiles11 years ago
Screw love,I'm going to Saturn!
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kuroyuki410 years ago
I already have a love. There is no downside. :p
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agreivous58611 years ago
Goes to Mars. Dies of suffocation.
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Loophole man10 years ago
One love of my life isn't enough
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PURGING2 years ago
Who needs love? I'm going to get aliens!
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icartwright11 years ago
speed of light, I wish to go to the nearest star to our solar system Besides our sun. See you in like 23 years or so.
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Multi-Color-Mane9 years ago
SLAM THAT BUTTON I WASNT GONNA FIND LOVE ANYWAYS
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BronzeUnicorn12 years ago
I doubt I ever will anyway
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Ninjatck5 years ago
Already met them
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Luciano11 years ago
whats a love?
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FezzyNova9 years ago
Ha, I already have a love!
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~Maverick~12 years ago
Yes way to give me doctor who feels you little Dalek... and forever alone
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davidkvis9910 years ago
LOVE NOT SPEED
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T3R3Z111 years ago
Ew- romance
Win Win
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UnknownToffee3347 years ago
There"s something called A-sexual. Which means you don't like anyone;3
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TheProblemGuy11 years ago
I met mine and I'm invisible to her anyway
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blong111 years ago
i'll be cool !
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Tattorack 11 years ago
At the speed of light?
AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!?!
Any idea how Slow that actually is compared to the universe's scale??
It would take me a few hundred years to reach the nearest habitable planet!
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Devlar10 years ago
I typed "pewdiepie" into the URL and it took me to this question.
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Aer0n9 years ago
I"d still die from death by space.
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skeleterezi12 years ago
let me tell you about aromanticism...
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Roverse11 years ago
If you do travle to any planet you'd die from not having any oxygen
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