You can actually speak to animals
but
only after becoming addicted to narcotics.
I will not


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dankmemes101 9 years ago
I can already talk to animals. They just don't understand me.

Verysmartpersom 9 months ago
dankmemes are you still on this site? I have a theory that after a bit people forget this exists so its full of abandoned accounts.
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evilman987 11 years ago
Computers are addiction and work like cocaine, so that is a narcotic.

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago
I take meds so I am addicted to narcotics
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YouCanRelate 10 years ago
If you become addicted to narcotics, you"re gonna talk to animals either way

Zeldock_YT 9 years ago
Key word “after”

NovaJ721 11 years ago
There is nicotine in cigarettes, so... =)

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John Callahan 13 years ago
I'm counting goldfish as a narcotic. I'm already addicted to them

ShyExtrovertArtist 5 years ago
Narcotics are drugs that affect your mood right?
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Pickleszach 9 years ago
I see no downside.

Loophole man 10 years ago
Marijuana is psychologically addictive. It is still a schedule 1 illegal "drug" in the USA, has a mood altering plchemical occurring naturally in it, and it is sold primarily to get high. This fits the entire definition of narcotic.

Mads Med D 13 years ago
There is a downside here?

KKpossible DeViney 13 years ago
Ok so I get addicted then go to rehab so I can tell my dog to stop peeing on my trash can?

Jonathan Ramskov Jespersen 13 years ago
Yeah, so you get high and speak to the animals, they won't understand you.

Fries Mirage 13 years ago
Why don't people press it? The condition is optional.

Binzhou5 10 years ago
So... Basically the "powers" narcotics give you anyways?

0tus 11 years ago
I can speak to animals but the dont just understand it

Buckbodger 6 years ago
Solution: Go cold turkey.

Livy-bear Wolfer 13 years ago
..….….….….…How long?

TJFire 11 years ago
Dunno wot that means '_'

NiftyChibi 8 years ago
There is only an upside in here. I mean, the button is practically saying, "If you press this button, nothing happens, but if you ever get addicted to narcotics, you'll immediately earn a free ability to speak to animals". It"s not saying, "If you press th... [Show full comment]

Lancetheking 10 years ago
doesn't say i can't get reformed; loophoooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooles

Dragonking111222 9 years ago
Just get professional help afterwards and boom

JackNelson 10 years ago
Drugs for life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Junpeng 3 months ago
Stay away from drugs!!!

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ohyesTHATguy 11 years ago
well sheeeeeet

Crokobos 5 years ago
I just want to become addicted to narcotics. I already speak to animals on a daily basis but my cat doesnt listen.

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago
So cafine

usoutlaw 10 years ago
well im addicted to soda and caffeine is actually a narcotic.

derpyking246 10 years ago
Rehabilatation

Mattrthurman 9 years ago
How do you know you"re not just tripping

TigerKingTundra 3 years ago
Are you sure the narcotics aren't giving you the ability to speak to animals?

legendary_apple 12 years ago
Then after being addicted, I will stop.

nerdneh132 9 years ago
I said no, because sure it said you could talk to animals... but did it say THEY could understand YOU?

NiftyChibi 8 years ago
Did it say you WILL be addicted to narcotics? No, so there is no downside. It"s basically saying that you get to speak with animals if you get addicted to narcotics.

Colton ta bad ass 11 years ago
Wtf is narcotics

Hunter E. Marszalek 13 years ago
Isn't that WHY I can speak to animals?

Raptorwolf3 10 years ago
The internet is already my addiction

Snakeeyes 11 years ago
Downside?

CalebBrown2424 5 years ago
Whats the downside here? 🤷‍♂️

DarkPit1006 11 years ago
What are narcotics?

Morgana-Rosebell 8 years ago
But can you really speak to them?

yahboy05 10 years ago
What is a narcotic?

usoutlaw 10 years ago
drugs which includes cigarettes, coffee, and soda.

IM A DOCTOR TRUST ME :D 11 years ago
YOU WATCHED MOVIE DR DULLITLE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

Fuckmylife123456 9 years ago
So getting high all the time

dadadaderp12 10 years ago
Stub are bad

DurstAuric 11 years ago
I'd rather not die :D

DisplayName 4 years ago
doesn't say you actually have to get addicted, i dont get why people are choosing no since there isn't really a downside (just choose not to use your ability)

deathburn55 11 years ago
What are narcotics

Thetriathigamer154 6 years ago
So basically sausage party with animals

Sam Nessim 13 years ago
It would advance human society by a massive amount... A worthy sacrifice!

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