Will You Press The Button?

riceboy189 years ago

I swear if I see another damn "Girl: am I pretty?" I will find the orginator...and I will kill them.

Gojifan19757 years ago

YES KILL THEM

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StormyAnne8 years ago

It doesn't say you have to KILL them, or even take a lot. Vampires typically have some kind of compulsion ability, so you can compel them to sleep or stand still and take a small amount of blood. They"re not technically willing (in the sense of giving you ...[Show full comment]

WolfTamer8 years ago

I prefer werewolves

RareGhazt9 months ago

Same

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VeryCreativeName10 years ago

Well there goes the problem of over-population..

Jean Has No Life9 years ago

Well I guess you could say I'm *puts on sunglasses* a sucky person

Dr. HerpaDerp9 years ago

Heheh, I suck....

Xx_MLG_Pro_420_360_666_xX9 years ago

You can just drink the blood of terrorists and evil people Like Hitler

Denki__Kaminari5 years ago

Hes immortal since vampires typical abilitys include immortality

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Beth Stephens12 years ago

...so...you're a vampire?

netebaG7 years ago

No, you’re a TYPICAL vampire that isn’t weak against garlic and sunlight

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87Oscar879 years ago

What the hell is wrong with that guy?

Ohdead9 years ago

Ill make a drink called Blood but its really fruit punch

CPTPOTATOSE9 years ago

UR A FUCKING VAMPIRE THATS WHAT THEY DO

uku192810 years ago

Hitler did nothing wrong spam is bad spam.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Dolphin u need to die.

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Maddie Bailey12 years ago

Sure thing man, just rock up to prisons and drink the blood of all the pedophiles and child-rapists. They get what they deserve

Migdin18 years ago

Im not sure if they would let a guy that wants to drink blood in to the prison...

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AmyThomas7 years ago

No downside 😈🤫😝 jk

LARAUJO_019 years ago

Why go through all that when you could just get bitten by another vampire?

Shaunethomas8 years ago

Um pressing a button is much easier than trying to find a vampire you"d search all over the world!

zepicone7 years ago

Fuck yea, vampire 4 life

regret_nothing10 years ago

downside????

AwesomeDabber226048 years ago

Funny, I'm diabetic. BEWARE ME, I'M SUCKING MY FINGER!!

Ray28G9 years ago

46% fucking psycho

Nightmast3r9 years ago

I could drink girls ;)

catsimakittycAT8 years ago

de only down part is u become a bat if u either eat garlic or have sun at u

Calhoun Smith12 years ago

hate vampires(twilight) anyway

sigil-of-omega4 years ago

may i pick which vampire, cause if so, then you know where this is going =)

alicia_fangirl9 years ago

As long as I'm not a Twilight vampire....

KittyQat8 years ago

What if..... you drink the SAME involuntary human"s blood?

Lemonjake259 years ago

Maddie Bailey's right but what if you get their diseses?!

old-basment-taco8 years ago

eating three times a week is part of the thrill !!!

GalaticDoge7 years ago

Sure......But at least I'm a vampire, can transform into a bat, and can only die by not drinking blood three times a week. So, can I just drink my own blood?

spasticVocalist10 years ago

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" You ask the stranger, while shoving the aforementioned cloth in their face. Once they black out, you slip your fangs into their neck and begin drinking their blood. You stop just before you take enough to kill ...[Show full comment]

Mrkiller7 years ago

I don't even like vampires so no upside

Ravieolie11 years ago

just trap a human in your basement, and get a new one when he dies

Legoxela9 years ago

JOKES ON YOU, I'M ROMANIAN, I ALREADY DO THAT

Cloud_Of_8wesome8 years ago

So you"re just a vampire?

Ashley Luke Keith Prater12 years ago

well shit, there goes my seven-wives idea...

owenr489 years ago

Just become a vampire lord and be a fucking badass. http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/0/0c/VampireLord.png/revision/latest?cb=20120629135238

Dcefrcojin2 hours ago

so just become a vampire? hell naw i like the sun

TRYHARDSKATIN9 years ago

I'd like to be human instead

oldnotweak9 years ago

i would just drink virgin blood every day. maybe multiple times a day

sigil-of-omega4 years ago

dont try it, or else i will steamroll you [pressed it]

Conjurment6 years ago

I AM KONO DIO DA

sigil-of-omega4 years ago

[me who pressed it as well] THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

Luka9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

KingFruit9 years ago

People are so gullible. Why do people believe the copy paste crap?

KhalelGonzales8 years ago

Eww Twilight? Bitch, no!

Jack_Murder7 years ago

i love the taste of blood, this is a win win for me...

JKPwnage10 years ago

Why does it have to be involuntary?

Krusek8 years ago

Sooooo, I'm Blade, right?, thank God it"s not Twilight!

MrPenguino9 years ago

Id enjoy the sparkles.

ErdoS9 years ago

I'll just keep 1 pitiful human locked in my castle. He'll supply all my blood needs.

kaijay779 years ago

@hitler Hitler did every thing wrong

PokerfaceCat7 years ago

Where"s the downside? That"s basically what vampires do. Also, can I choose which vampire"s ability I get? Because Dio Brando is a vampire and he can STOP FRICKIN TIME

My-yee-24 years ago

Jmm

tlwXtream9 years ago

We need to do something about those moments that are copy pasted from question to question. Its like a plague. We need a report comment button

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