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You receive $1 for every single hair on your body once a year for the rest of your life.

but

Every year before you receive the money, every hair on your body is tied to a string and then all of them are ripped from your skin all at once. You are not allowed to take anything for the pain.

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The Enlightened 11 years ago

IF THEY'RE RIPPED OFF AT ONE MY SKIN GOES WITH THEM AND I DIE. THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS IS STUPID.

j0code 4 years ago

just shave all of your hair except in a specific location where it doesn't hurt as much there still enough hairs to get a few thousand

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A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago

All the hair on my body? even on my... HELL NO NOT PRESSING

SpeculatingSeal 9 years ago

A wave of realisation just smashed into my face

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supermarvel03 10 years ago

Ummm some of these comments say they were posted 47 years ago.

Lostfeather237 10 years ago

It"s a glitch

Addsey 12 years ago

that would probberbly rip your'e dam head off

elynn 4 years ago

First of all that"s the wrong your second of all you spelled you"re wrong

Joshua Bright 13 years ago

But.. Then you wouldn't get money

ILikePressingButtonsYay 4 years ago

ImmortalCAT2005 but the hair sacks would probably come with, so it"s a 1 time thing

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NewGenerationX 10 years ago

Hahaha 40% of people wont get any money, but would be bold and hairless

SamanthaMattis 9 years ago

Now it’s 36%

peep 11 years ago

Ow that hurt

supermarvel03 10 years ago

Hahaha ðŸ˜Š

JacquaiGags 10 years ago

That means u don't get money xD nope

Oscaror Swider 13 years ago

Umm, wouldn't you get no money?

blade117 10 years ago

ummm that means NO MONEY! !!!!!!!!

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Talk about a hair brained get rich quick scheme.

Victyrus 10 years ago

Hell no.

KazouTheBlue 11 years ago

Well, this is the biggest bullshit ever. The only thing that you'd get is your hair ripped out...

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago

No. Your skin will too

XaroYvadner 11 years ago

The pain aint worth the gain

captain mcderp 11 years ago

ok I wax myself all the time

ITellTheTruth 11 years ago

then there wouldnt be enough hair for you to get enough money

chantheboss 11 years ago

( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°) damn

davidgregory2001 9 years ago

Wow. I have a lot of hair so no thanks

KILLEMKING 11 years ago

You would be balled

Sunny Side-up Dick 11 years ago

My pubic hair will ripped on my p*nis? That's disgusting as fvck! It will look like a cactus!

jiminshoes 11 years ago

Nothing hurts more than YOUR HAIRS BEING FUCKING PULLED. What a piece of shit, no.

WouldIPressTheButton 2 years ago

This could most likely kill you

Codi 10 years ago

Then you wouldn't get anything

GalceonGod11 9 years ago

Life=badass hair HELL NAH

kingbobert24 11 years ago

i guess im a billionair then

Saabi Atassi 13 years ago

no way. i dont even care how much money that is.

Dr&eacute;_010 11 years ago

I did not

Dylann 10 years ago

Then no money, contradictory bro

Jo Harvell 10 years ago

Just shave your head, arms, legs, 'there' and yeah, lots less pain

Mranimegamer101 11 years ago

best to get it over with

nerdhere320 12 years ago

I'd go days without payment and sorely. Nope.

FreShaVacaDo1000 8 years ago

Teh pain...

Bazazz 9 years ago

My penis

Sugarmama123 11 years ago

Fuck it

ArttuIkonen 10 years ago

I would get used to it

oldnotweak 11 years ago

i would shave myself just before they did that. and then put the har back on me with elmar glue

Snowman732 10 years ago

Now this children is called being scalped:)

MoreTEM 9 years ago

But.. Then You Wouldn't Get The Money

orangutan1001 11 years ago

So you either go though pain and get no money and be bald or you get no money and you are not violated by whomever is tying up your pubes

Katie Mitchell 13 years ago

wouldn't it just feel like using tweezers or something cause that's not that bad

deenuts 11 years ago

You wouldn't get any money and you would die

iHateDonaldTrumpXD 10 years ago

No...

Wiiwum 10 years ago

So... it does nothing.

Lostfeather237 10 years ago

Hi Napstablook

Weerwet 10 years ago

Body hair would be fine, but that could seriously rip your scalp off.

Find kiddo 12 years ago

Nom nom nom do you hear that that's me eating pizza the exact opposite of that

Lepidobatrachus-laevis 5 years ago

I would want cancer

GeorgeFritz 9 years ago

Even my bal- OOOOOOUWTCH

lolnothanks 10 years ago

HAHA TRICHOTILLOMANIA BIZZNITCHES

logicalreasons 11 years ago

I'd die from the pain so NO THX

Brodie Slenderman Corte 13 years ago

i love my hair so noooo

EmmaIsamazing 8 years ago

The 35 percent is dumb

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