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You receive $1 for every single hair on your body once a year for the rest of your life.

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Every year before you receive the money, every hair on your body is tied to a string and then all of them are ripped from your skin all at once. You are not allowed to take anything for the pain.

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The Enlightened 11 years ago

IF THEY'RE RIPPED OFF AT ONE MY SKIN GOES WITH THEM AND I DIE. THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS IS STUPID.

j0code 4 years ago

just shave all of your hair except in a specific location where it doesn't hurt as much there still enough hairs to get a few thousand

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A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago

All the hair on my body? even on my... HELL NO NOT PRESSING

SpeculatingSeal 9 years ago

A wave of realisation just smashed into my face

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supermarvel03 10 years ago

Ummm some of these comments say they were posted 47 years ago.

Lostfeather237 10 years ago

It"s a glitch

Addsey 12 years ago

that would probberbly rip your'e dam head off

elynn 4 years ago

First of all that"s the wrong your second of all you spelled you"re wrong

Joshua Bright 13 years ago

But.. Then you wouldn't get money

ILikePressingButtonsYay 4 years ago

ImmortalCAT2005 but the hair sacks would probably come with, so it"s a 1 time thing

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NewGenerationX 10 years ago

Hahaha 40% of people wont get any money, but would be bold and hairless

SamanthaMattis 9 years ago

Now it’s 36%

peep 11 years ago

Ow that hurt

supermarvel03 10 years ago

Hahaha ðŸ˜Š

JacquaiGags 10 years ago

That means u don't get money xD nope

Oscaror Swider 13 years ago

Umm, wouldn't you get no money?

blade117 10 years ago

ummm that means NO MONEY! !!!!!!!!

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Talk about a hair brained get rich quick scheme.

Victyrus 10 years ago

Hell no.

KazouTheBlue 11 years ago

Well, this is the biggest bullshit ever. The only thing that you'd get is your hair ripped out...

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago

No. Your skin will too

XaroYvadner 11 years ago

The pain aint worth the gain

captain mcderp 11 years ago

ok I wax myself all the time

ITellTheTruth 11 years ago

then there wouldnt be enough hair for you to get enough money

chantheboss 11 years ago

( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°) damn

Kile 10 years ago

What"s with all the Half Life 3 nonsense?

Nick_bulgar 11 years ago

Im sure the pain is not as bad as a real job, haha

Kim Jong Un 11 years ago

If it gets ripped out before you receive the money, then you wouldn't get any money. Therefore, 33% percent of you are fucking dumbasses.

Ragonoid 11 years ago

no, it means the amount of hairs that they ripped off... fucking dumbass

Isontcareusername_TM 8 years ago

So a bloodred suit of money

Troy Cotton Jr. 13 years ago

5 Million dollars a year? um yes thank you.

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

painful but i get some hair growin stuff and send it through the shower

SavagePatchKids 10 years ago

If it's the day before you get the money,

#MUSTCONFORM 11 years ago

This aound veeeery painful and eyebrows dont grow back

KaneTEM 10 years ago

Weird!

CheeseManHacker 11 years ago

Paradox it takes the hair off before your payed so you get nothing

ButtonUnMaster 4 years ago

Imagine getting your pubes pulled :yikes emoji:

SqizilixYT 9 years ago

Doing that is not safe and you will most likely die. Also, you wouldn't get any money.

MrPedroia 11 years ago

What if your bald? And a girl with no facial hair?

phangirlscryinginspace 10 years ago

YOU WOULDNT GET THE MONEY ITS JUST SELF HARM... I LIKE IT

Zacattac 11 years ago

HOW ABOUT NO!

SirGiggity 11 years ago

Just shave yourself smooth just before you receive the money. Problem solved.

Waffle1m 8 years ago

Okay there isn't THAT much hair on your body you would receive about the same amount if not more from a good job

mazmaz 11 years ago

most hardcore version of selfharm XD

Erisonline 12 years ago

Please. Ever used an epilator? Pfft.

KILLEMKING 11 years ago

You would be balled

davidgregory2001 9 years ago

Wow. I have a lot of hair so no thanks

Sunny Side-up Dick 11 years ago

My pubic hair will ripped on my p*nis? That's disgusting as fvck! It will look like a cactus!

WouldIPressTheButton 2 years ago

This could most likely kill you

Codi 10 years ago

Then you wouldn't get anything

jiminshoes 11 years ago

Nothing hurts more than YOUR HAIRS BEING FUCKING PULLED. What a piece of shit, no.

kingbobert24 11 years ago

i guess im a billionair then

Saabi Atassi 13 years ago

no way. i dont even care how much money that is.

GalceonGod11 9 years ago

Life=badass hair HELL NAH

Dylann 10 years ago

Then no money, contradictory bro

Dr&eacute;_010 11 years ago

I did not

Jo Harvell 10 years ago

Just shave your head, arms, legs, 'there' and yeah, lots less pain

Mranimegamer101 11 years ago

best to get it over with

nerdhere320 12 years ago

I'd go days without payment and sorely. Nope.

FreShaVacaDo1000 8 years ago

Teh pain...

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