Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 2 years ago

I want to invent a visrus that work automatically and wipe out all evil people of the world, once made i don't even have the need to buy it.

meatloave 10 months ago

The human race would go totally extinct to a person.no one would survive.'evil' just isn't our default setting it is the foundation stone upon which out dna is made. Go to a group of people that represent a cross section of all human tribes and ask them i... [Show full comment]

WhyDoiExistAnymore 5 years ago

i would invent something, but have a patent accepted already before i invent it. So the idiot who takes the credit will be sued.

eggybreadcool 2 years ago

thats actually a big brain move

235x0 2 years ago

Me "Hello sir I would like to buy a inter universe portal staff" Him "Ok that will cost 1 (dead) Eevee and the heart of Ash Ketchum, so you will have to give me that after you get this staff" Me "Ok sure I already want to kill Ash and killing an Eevee too... [Show full comment]

dankmemes101 9 years ago

"PRUCHASE"

LissaDaPanda 11 years ago

I would give all the money to my mom and have her get me things.

Vortex1212 9 years ago

Just print your name on the product. Simple loophole

Callum Macdonald 13 years ago

I would invent a statue of me. Whoever is given credit instantly becomes a fan of mine.

Leaf_it 8 years ago

NO

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Mai-chan 9 years ago

Every invention is worth 50 cents.

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale 10 years ago

After I invent a machine that creates items out thin air money will become irrelevant therefore who cares about the boost in price I can create money out of thin air!. Also I think I get to keep the original so screw it!

Punkinator last year

Hamburger guy boy do i have a question for you

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SemiIsback 8 years ago

I would invent an Evil-Destroying machine, a time machine, a shrink machine, and pocket computers

StormyAnne 9 years ago

What is pruchase?

Meghan Rader 13 years ago

Bacon printer, here I come!

John R. Lewis 13 years ago

I lost interest after the 4th paragraph.

Scarose 10 years ago

there aren't any paragraphs at all. It's 3 sentences total.. at least 4 makes a paragraph if it's decent enough and the standard is 5 sentences. You must have meant after the 4th line.

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TheManlyMan 9 years ago

Grammar

DarkMatter 11 years ago

I would make a counterfeit machine that only I can use

mlglol223 11 years ago

Hell to da no

ok_then 10 years ago

...my thought are death...

AFellowStargazer 8 years ago

SAO vr set, here I come.

CeeZedP3e 10 years ago

Just get your friends to buy you your sex robots, duh.

Grumpynyan 11 years ago

I'd invent stuff that would be useful to me

Sceptiledude 11 years ago

Thank me for flying cars and actual hoverboards

Teagster26 9 years ago

have my name printed on it

deadpool4life 11 years ago

I'm good

Niehoe 10 years ago

30% of zero is still zero...

SuperKael 11 years ago

technically no downside, because these inventions wouldn't exist at all if it weren't for me.

heatfromfire 5 years ago

a machine that instantly vaporizes someone entirely, you would only need to purchase it once and it would be made of materials cheap enough to mass produce

Austin Farnot 13 years ago

Invent a machine that can blend any given objects together. Example Not sure if you want an orange or a banana put it in the machine and you have an orange banana. or other way around.

Zearing 8 years ago

Humanity gets to go interstellar with warp drive and teleportation. Even if I never get to use it myself it will help everyone.

Loophole man 10 years ago

You get more profit by suing the person who takes credit

Nettume 9 years ago

Create a robot and program it to kill ITS CURRENT owner he takes credit for the design and legal murder

WBGrock 11 years ago

Double retail value was the clincher. not interested.

720BlazeScopeMLG 11 years ago

mebbe

Water_kadet 2 years ago

Sooo… my best friend get the fame but I am the brains. So, nothing changes?

ElessarTelcontar 9 years ago

Ask someone else to buy them for you.

Imagimanfullofpower 7 years ago

Idea: every person with my name gets all items purchased 100% free

Gregory2002 10 years ago

Like tesla

rocketman5004 11 years ago

a cool robot butler that costs no money :P double the price and you have to pay 0$

xXxxPu$$yslayerxXx 11 years ago

TOO LONG M8

Madis Otenurm 13 years ago

It's just like cool stuff that are made in foreign countries :)

Mythiplier 9 years ago

Who said they"re good ideas?

Crusader2113 9 years ago

A device to make everyone me. Destroy money. Conquer all the universe with my creations.

leweirdo 11 years ago

make a terrible invention, now he is responseble for it. enjoy the credit you bastard.

Michael_823 11 years ago

LOL Yeah

Tynam 10 years ago

No brainer. Invent better power, nanotech assemblers and structural printing. Watch entire human species become impossibly rich. Paying twice as much as others doesn't matter much when the entire economy improves by more than a factor of two.

GinkgoBiloba 11 years ago

SO. MUCH. THINGS. TO. READ.

NothingKing 4 years ago

So someone mentally mooches off my ideas I just make bad ideas for inventions years after they get famous, they get the blame, I get to watch the downfall of their name

0Bennyman 12 years ago

Money printer, I make one for myself. GG.

Littlebigbutton50( Í¡&deg; ÍœÊ– Í¡&deg;) 10 years ago

then kill that son of a bitch who gets the credit

Jojorhoades 9 years ago

My parents can get all the credit and they can buy it for me.

KillerCubePlays 11 years ago

Just stick "copyright (desired name)" on it...

noobynumbskins 11 years ago

you would just be a guy at a meeting who said "what if we make a blank!" and everyone would make it, but you would just get the income you always got

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