Will You Press The Button?

Maharid6 months ago

I want to invent a visrus that work automatically and wipe out all evil people of the world, once made i don't even have the need to buy it.

235x011 months ago

Me "Hello sir I would like to buy a inter universe portal staff" Him "Ok that will cost 1 (dead) Eevee and the heart of Ash Ketchum, so you will have to give me that after you get this staff" Me "Ok sure I already want to kill Ash and killing an Eevee too...[Show full comment]

WhyDoiExistAnymore4 years ago

i would invent something, but have a patent accepted already before i invent it. So the idiot who takes the credit will be sued.

eggybreadcool12 months ago

thats actually a big brain move

dankmemes1018 years ago

"PRUCHASE"

LissaDaPanda9 years ago

I would give all the money to my mom and have her get me things.

Vortex12128 years ago

Just print your name on the product. Simple loophole

Callum Macdonald12 years ago

I would invent a statue of me. Whoever is given credit instantly becomes a fan of mine.

Leaf_it7 years ago

NO

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Mai-chan8 years ago

Every invention is worth 50 cents.

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale8 years ago

After I invent a machine that creates items out thin air money will become irrelevant therefore who cares about the boost in price I can create money out of thin air!. Also I think I get to keep the original so screw it!

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

It says it nust be possible

SemiIsback7 years ago

I would invent an Evil-Destroying machine, a time machine, a shrink machine, and pocket computers

StormyAnne7 years ago

What is pruchase?

Meghan Rader12 years ago

Bacon printer, here I come!

John R. Lewis12 years ago

I lost interest after the 4th paragraph.

Scarose9 years ago

there aren't any paragraphs at all. It's 3 sentences total.. at least 4 makes a paragraph if it's decent enough and the standard is 5 sentences. You must have meant after the 4th line.

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Water_kadet3 months ago

Sooo… my best friend get the fame but I am the brains. So, nothing changes?

ElessarTelcontar8 years ago

Ask someone else to buy them for you.

720BlazeScopeMLG9 years ago

mebbe

Gregory20029 years ago

Like tesla

rocketman500410 years ago

a cool robot butler that costs no money :P double the price and you have to pay 0$

Imagimanfullofpower6 years ago

Idea: every person with my name gets all items purchased 100% free

Madis Otenurm12 years ago

It's just like cool stuff that are made in foreign countries :)

Mythiplier7 years ago

Who said they"re good ideas?

xXxxPu$$yslayerxXx9 years ago

TOO LONG M8

Crusader21138 years ago

A device to make everyone me. Destroy money. Conquer all the universe with my creations.

leweirdo9 years ago

make a terrible invention, now he is responseble for it. enjoy the credit you bastard.

Michael_8239 years ago

LOL Yeah

GinkgoBiloba9 years ago

SO. MUCH. THINGS. TO. READ.

NothingKing3 years ago

So someone mentally mooches off my ideas I just make bad ideas for inventions years after they get famous, they get the blame, I get to watch the downfall of their name

Tynam8 years ago

No brainer. Invent better power, nanotech assemblers and structural printing. Watch entire human species become impossibly rich. Paying twice as much as others doesn't matter much when the entire economy improves by more than a factor of two.

Littlebigbutton50( Í¡&deg; ÍœÊ– Í¡&deg;)9 years ago

then kill that son of a bitch who gets the credit

0Bennyman11 years ago

Money printer, I make one for myself. GG.

KillerCubePlays9 years ago

Just stick "copyright (desired name)" on it...

Jojorhoades8 years ago

My parents can get all the credit and they can buy it for me.

Koridonlast month

Just make bad stuff, blame it all on your friend, who got the fame from the good stuff, and boom

pikachugaming4568 years ago

Well, what if you don't want to buy your projects?

noobynumbskins9 years ago

you would just be a guy at a meeting who said "what if we make a blank!" and everyone would make it, but you would just get the income you always got

Axios9 years ago

Since no one else did, i guess ill do it... "Pruchase"

Roaryboy10 years ago

Agreeing with Arkbetae here

B0JACK5 years ago

I would invent things that cost 1 dollar

Bigdaddyfuze7 years ago

What"s the point

Chiaroscuro-chan9 years ago

What if I invented a "find the inventor of this device machine?"

DeathStarDestroyer9 years ago

Copyright protect it. Let's see if someone takes credit now! :D

Michael_8239 years ago

LOL Yeah

lolgirl299 years ago

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Littlebigbutton50( Í¡&deg; ÍœÊ– Í¡&deg;)9 years ago

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Netsukilast year

Of course not. It's already too expensive for technology that exist already. I will not pay double.

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale8 years ago

Anything you say? Sooo... I could invent a device that has people realize that I'm the one doing it and that will make them give me a... let"s say 1,000% discount. In everything ever, then I can get credit and save the world!

DotStar8 years ago

"If it is technically possible"

Arkbetae10 years ago

I'd invent 3 things. Vitrual Reality; A cure for all sicknesses; and a cure to the masses of homophobic, fandom hating, suicide encouraging shitholes on the internet.