Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 2 years ago

I want to invent a visrus that work automatically and wipe out all evil people of the world, once made i don't even have the need to buy it.

meatloave 10 months ago

The human race would go totally extinct to a person.no one would survive.'evil' just isn't our default setting it is the foundation stone upon which out dna is made. Go to a group of people that represent a cross section of all human tribes and ask them i... [Show full comment]

WhyDoiExistAnymore 5 years ago

i would invent something, but have a patent accepted already before i invent it. So the idiot who takes the credit will be sued.

eggybreadcool 2 years ago

thats actually a big brain move

235x0 2 years ago

Me "Hello sir I would like to buy a inter universe portal staff" Him "Ok that will cost 1 (dead) Eevee and the heart of Ash Ketchum, so you will have to give me that after you get this staff" Me "Ok sure I already want to kill Ash and killing an Eevee too... [Show full comment]

dankmemes101 9 years ago

"PRUCHASE"

LissaDaPanda 11 years ago

I would give all the money to my mom and have her get me things.

Vortex1212 9 years ago

Just print your name on the product. Simple loophole

Callum Macdonald 13 years ago

I would invent a statue of me. Whoever is given credit instantly becomes a fan of mine.

Leaf_it 8 years ago

NO

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Mai-chan 9 years ago

Every invention is worth 50 cents.

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale 10 years ago

After I invent a machine that creates items out thin air money will become irrelevant therefore who cares about the boost in price I can create money out of thin air!. Also I think I get to keep the original so screw it!

Punkinator last year

Hamburger guy boy do i have a question for you

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SemiIsback 8 years ago

I would invent an Evil-Destroying machine, a time machine, a shrink machine, and pocket computers

StormyAnne 9 years ago

What is pruchase?

Meghan Rader 13 years ago

Bacon printer, here I come!

John R. Lewis 13 years ago

I lost interest after the 4th paragraph.

Scarose 10 years ago

there aren't any paragraphs at all. It's 3 sentences total.. at least 4 makes a paragraph if it's decent enough and the standard is 5 sentences. You must have meant after the 4th line.

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Tynam 10 years ago

No brainer. Invent better power, nanotech assemblers and structural printing. Watch entire human species become impossibly rich. Paying twice as much as others doesn't matter much when the entire economy improves by more than a factor of two.

GinkgoBiloba 11 years ago

SO. MUCH. THINGS. TO. READ.

NothingKing 4 years ago

So someone mentally mooches off my ideas I just make bad ideas for inventions years after they get famous, they get the blame, I get to watch the downfall of their name

0Bennyman 12 years ago

Money printer, I make one for myself. GG.

Littlebigbutton50( Í¡&deg; ÍœÊ– Í¡&deg;) 10 years ago

then kill that son of a bitch who gets the credit

Jojorhoades 9 years ago

My parents can get all the credit and they can buy it for me.

KillerCubePlays 11 years ago

Just stick "copyright (desired name)" on it...

noobynumbskins 11 years ago

you would just be a guy at a meeting who said "what if we make a blank!" and everyone would make it, but you would just get the income you always got

Koridon 2 years ago

Just make bad stuff, blame it all on your friend, who got the fame from the good stuff, and boom

pikachugaming456 9 years ago

Well, what if you don't want to buy your projects?

B0JACK 6 years ago

I would invent things that cost 1 dollar

Axios 10 years ago

Since no one else did, i guess ill do it... "Pruchase"

Roaryboy 11 years ago

Agreeing with Arkbetae here

Chiaroscuro-chan 11 years ago

What if I invented a "find the inventor of this device machine?"

Bigdaddyfuze 9 years ago

What"s the point

DeathStarDestroyer 11 years ago

Copyright protect it. Let's see if someone takes credit now! :D

Michael_823 11 years ago

LOL Yeah

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale 10 years ago

Anything you say? Sooo... I could invent a device that has people realize that I'm the one doing it and that will make them give me a... let"s say 1,000% discount. In everything ever, then I can get credit and save the world!

DotStar 10 years ago

"If it is technically possible"

lolgirl29 11 years ago

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Littlebigbutton50( Í¡&deg; ÍœÊ– Í¡&deg;) 10 years ago

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Netsuki 3 years ago

Of course not. It's already too expensive for technology that exist already. I will not pay double.

Daqa1225 10 years ago

But it will go for pruchase

Arkbetae 12 years ago

I'd invent 3 things. Vitrual Reality; A cure for all sicknesses; and a cure to the masses of homophobic, fandom hating, suicide encouraging shitholes on the internet.

Michael_823 11 years ago

Yeah Invent Those Things :D

Nico3 8 years ago

Pruchase?

Garret Bobby Ferguson Jr. 13 years ago

WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT?

Hypixbc 9 years ago

At least i will he known

eldora14 11 years ago

I would make bean boozled... In chocolate balls (like milkduds, whoppers, ect.)

jessica06 9 years ago

Make the world a better place

Mr. Logic 11 years ago

Just make a money printer. (â–€Ì¿Ä¹Ì¯â–€Ì¿ Ì¿)

Tyler3978 11 years ago

Money Printers are already a thing.

liyimei 2 years ago

I can come up with the idea of a spaceship. It's okay to give the credit to scientists. After all, without the necessary capabilities, it's likely that such an idea wouldn't even occur to people.

Nerdmaster 10 years ago

I need to invent the gun from "Portal"

RadomLifeChoiceDayz 9 years ago

Money? Seems like a deal...

Creepersrule10 10 years ago

Available for pruchase? Oh nu bru

John Hooley 13 years ago

invent a self contained, solar powered mobile space colony. Which i believe is technically possible but not financially feasible. But since it would be available for purchase immediately, It would have to be made. Even if you aren't the one who buys it, yo... [Show full comment]