Will You Press The Button?

Maharidlast year

WORTH IT!

drewhersch9 years ago

Just make yourself 2 pounds and super tiny so you can fit into small places and find the 5 years of your life.

sregiinetahi17 days ago

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Sensei8 years ago

I pressed a button before that made me immune to aging. Ha.

EthanSchwindt8 years ago

Me to

Shelby McDonald12 years ago

I can already control my weight, biatch.

BigChungus10094 years ago

Yah is ez

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SnowBall9 years ago

I do not give a fuck!

BlackCat227 years ago

I could be a super hero, I can fly while being super light and then make myself a billion tonnes and smush guys

ValerieParker7 years ago

That means, I would be able to manipulate my own weight. That would certainly be fun. And I don't want to live past the age of 65, anyway. Body weight does not equal body composition, btw. I would pretty much be the same size, whether I decide to "lose" or "gain"100 lbs.

Couchsessel9 years ago

Can I put my weight to a negative level? If so I'm totally in.

Duder9 years ago

If you can control it you can pretty much fly

SexFaceD10 years ago

Great now i can beat records and weigh 3 million pounds!!!!

Thrilmalia11 years ago

I´m happy with my weight and need those 5 years..

Nicholas Barker12 years ago

Im underweight

23lindsaam4 years ago

lol we try toodles. some of us eat like pigs and still can't gain weight xD

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Yi-Ying Lu12 years ago

sure I can be a thousand tons and squish people if I want... or feather light and float to places or whatever.

king samoria8 years ago

You will jave good luck forever if you find the ;- ::::::::::::::::::::::;::::::::::::

Jack Valentine12 years ago

im fat

mewingkitty10 years ago

We can all already control our weight. No button needed. Actually, you need to get up off your ass and stop pressing these buttons if your weight is a problem.

23lindsaam4 years ago

That sounds like an overweight thing. Some of us have underweight problems xD

HaydenWorley8 years ago

ummm i already do

halochief123459 years ago

idc for losing 5 yrs of my life

zach21218 years ago

Uhhhhhhhh im not under weight or over weight

EmilioC9 years ago

the average lifespan of a human is like 60-70 , you really want to live until your senil, old , and crumble with anything?

rinacerous9974 years ago

so I can be 100 trillion pounds

imliterallydead9 years ago

my dream

Cbridgham7 years ago

Name a piece of paper or something 5 years of your life and then throw it away

caden wayne9 years ago

5 from 100 pretty fair trade i think

marineC110 years ago

So by average dieing age being 100 or 99 so you would live till 95 or 94 aright then

Dawesomemark8 years ago

Win—Win

hasty619 years ago

I'm chubby *w*

JulianChairezJr8 years ago

To be honest, I"d rather be able to control my height.

N00bS3np4i9 years ago

50% did either pressed it for fun or by mistake or... Are complete idiots.

Whatdiduexpect4 years ago

What are you gonna do in that 5 years? Be a boring grandma?

Axlar11 years ago

Am I the only one interpreting this as a super power rather than just "I wanna gain/lose weight for health reasons"? I mean, if you could literally just change your weight at will to anything you want, think of all the shit you could do. You could become w...[Show full comment]

iYukayyo9 years ago

5 Years? So what.

EASROTS4 years ago

I technically get devil fruit powers so I chose yes

nyancat9 years ago

Im skiny as hell

Weirdo_artist7 years ago

I will find those 5 years and watch anime with my loved ones.

Sage1169 years ago

I pressed a button earlier that made me immortal with no downsides so........

WunderWaffle649 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

23lindsaam4 years ago

mucho superstitious boi

mega girl9 years ago

id rather live then be fit btw i am fit sooooooooooooooooooooooooo ya

ProfessionalDilemaCreatorlast year

This seems like it breaks the laws of physics in fun ways. Changing your mass while moving would do fun things.

LionJayandDove8 years ago

I don't care about my weight

rinacerous9974 years ago

u can be real light and run super fast

king samoria8 years ago

I really don't wanna be the most beutifull person on earth....

Kaiju coby9 years ago

More fat, more heat I'm the winter

lisaewells9 years ago

Sounds Good To Me... xD

XcrucifiedX7 years ago

It"s only 5 years so it"s worth it

Hulk_SMASHTHATBUTTON9 years ago

on avrage 85 for males so 80 and I dont have to have a medacation cocktail in my body F#$% YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nixer38 years ago

Set negavite weight an fly?...

RainBro9 years ago

My weight is perfectly under control.

Cuteo8 years ago

Well u might die more than 5 years earlier than u should from being under/over weight also left handed people die 10 years earlier so eh and I am left handed so it will just probs land in the area of leftie death

DaWhiteUnicorn9 years ago

Well, if I can control my weight, I'm probably going to live a lot longer than I am at the current moment. :)

planetlucas4 years ago

win-win

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