Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 3 years ago

WORTH IT!

drewhersch 10 years ago

Just make yourself 2 pounds and super tiny so you can fit into small places and find the 5 years of your life.

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Sensei 9 years ago

I pressed a button before that made me immune to aging. Ha.

Shelby McDonald 13 years ago

I can already control my weight, biatch.

BigChungus1009 6 years ago

Yah is ez

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EthanSchwindt 10 years ago

Me to

BlackCat22 9 years ago

I could be a super hero, I can fly while being super light and then make myself a billion tonnes and smush guys

ValerieParker 9 years ago

That means, I would be able to manipulate my own weight. That would certainly be fun. And I don't want to live past the age of 65, anyway. Body weight does not equal body composition, btw. I would pretty much be the same size, whether I decide to "lose" or "gain"100 lbs.

Couchsessel 10 years ago

Can I put my weight to a negative level? If so I'm totally in.

Duder 10 years ago

If you can control it you can pretty much fly

SnowBall 11 years ago

I do not give a fuck!

SexFaceD 11 years ago

Great now i can beat records and weigh 3 million pounds!!!!

Thrilmalia 12 years ago

I´m happy with my weight and need those 5 years..

Nicholas Barker 13 years ago

Im underweight

23lindsaam 6 years ago

lol we try toodles. some of us eat like pigs and still can't gain weight xD

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Yi-Ying Lu 13 years ago

sure I can be a thousand tons and squish people if I want... or feather light and float to places or whatever.

king samoria 10 years ago

You will jave good luck forever if you find the ;- ::::::::::::::::::::::;::::::::::::

Jack Valentine 13 years ago

im fat

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 4 months ago

what if I told you I wanted to die

Hulk_SMASHTHATBUTTON 11 years ago

on avrage 85 for males so 80 and I dont have to have a medacation cocktail in my body F#$% YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nixer3 9 years ago

Set negavite weight an fly?...

RainBro 11 years ago

My weight is perfectly under control.

Cuteo 10 years ago

Well u might die more than 5 years earlier than u should from being under/over weight also left handed people die 10 years earlier so eh and I am left handed so it will just probs land in the area of leftie death

DaWhiteUnicorn 11 years ago

Well, if I can control my weight, I'm probably going to live a lot longer than I am at the current moment. :)

planetlucas 5 years ago

win-win

bulletbill56 12 years ago

You can already control your weight, it's called a diet

Lanosa 11 years ago

It's not so hard without pressing a button.

23lindsaam 6 years ago

It seems not many people here have realized that controlling weight doesn't have to mean skinnier. If you"re underweight or whatever, you can change it.

Salix 10 years ago

I FOUND THE 5 YEARS OF MY LIFE THEY WERE UNDER THE COUCH CUSHION

Eggmaster 9 years ago

(turns lighter than air) SEE YA SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS

Suchtkrebs 10 years ago

I can get so light, that I can walk on water!

GrassMaster 11 years ago

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squid_water 11 years ago

I could loss 50 punds in a 1 year or so, so worst buttom of my life

MikeTyson 3 years ago

I'm Mike Tyson

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

rinacerous997 6 years ago

And u can make urself super heavy like 1000 tons

Neminess 10 years ago

I see no downsides.

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

imortal from other threads.

thatdudedotcom 10 years ago

That would be awesome i could be superhero

Zyzz Shavershian 11 years ago

Look at me cunt. Look at me. Do I look like I need this. Fuark

blubuggie 7 years ago

I'm fat and already want to die

dragon ball 11 years ago

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alFxnzx 9 years ago

Ima hopefully die when im like 70 and i dont really see the difference in 70 or 65 so...

EverFreeGaming 11 years ago

Yeah, Now I can live my Feederism fantasy

PLOGZ 11 years ago

So i sit on someone and then all of the sudden i become 1000000 Kilo man hehehehehehe

Animallover24678 5 years ago

fine

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just sayan(pun) 11 years ago

judge:its a 50/50!

YEETUSCLEETUS 6 years ago

I make my weight so perfect and healthy so I don't die of old age

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TheBlackMaster 9 years ago

I can already tell just by looking that a fat person wrote this

Blood 11 years ago

I dont regreat of nothing...

Eye of Cthulhu 11 years ago

im underweigh but still im getting more weigh slowly

Nickz134 2 years ago

mas estarei na mesma faixa do karate, serie da escola, nivel da nataçao e turma do ingles, entao sim

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