Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 3 years ago

WORTH IT!

drewhersch 10 years ago

Just make yourself 2 pounds and super tiny so you can fit into small places and find the 5 years of your life.

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Sensei 9 years ago

I pressed a button before that made me immune to aging. Ha.

Shelby McDonald 13 years ago

I can already control my weight, biatch.

BigChungus1009 6 years ago

Yah is ez

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EthanSchwindt 10 years ago

Me to

BlackCat22 9 years ago

I could be a super hero, I can fly while being super light and then make myself a billion tonnes and smush guys

ValerieParker 9 years ago

That means, I would be able to manipulate my own weight. That would certainly be fun. And I don't want to live past the age of 65, anyway. Body weight does not equal body composition, btw. I would pretty much be the same size, whether I decide to "lose" or "gain"100 lbs.

Couchsessel 10 years ago

Can I put my weight to a negative level? If so I'm totally in.

Duder 10 years ago

If you can control it you can pretty much fly

SnowBall 11 years ago

I do not give a fuck!

SexFaceD 11 years ago

Great now i can beat records and weigh 3 million pounds!!!!

Thrilmalia 12 years ago

I´m happy with my weight and need those 5 years..

Nicholas Barker 13 years ago

Im underweight

23lindsaam 6 years ago

lol we try toodles. some of us eat like pigs and still can't gain weight xD

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Yi-Ying Lu 13 years ago

sure I can be a thousand tons and squish people if I want... or feather light and float to places or whatever.

king samoria 10 years ago

You will jave good luck forever if you find the ;- ::::::::::::::::::::::;::::::::::::

Jack Valentine 13 years ago

im fat

Zyzz Shavershian 11 years ago

Look at me cunt. Look at me. Do I look like I need this. Fuark

blubuggie 7 years ago

I'm fat and already want to die

thatdudedotcom 10 years ago

That would be awesome i could be superhero

alFxnzx 9 years ago

Ima hopefully die when im like 70 and i dont really see the difference in 70 or 65 so...

EverFreeGaming 11 years ago

Yeah, Now I can live my Feederism fantasy

dragon ball 11 years ago

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PLOGZ 11 years ago

So i sit on someone and then all of the sudden i become 1000000 Kilo man hehehehehehe

Animallover24678 5 years ago

fine

fandomchick 12 years ago

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YEETUSCLEETUS 6 years ago

I make my weight so perfect and healthy so I don't die of old age

Davedigger2010 10 years ago

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just sayan(pun) 11 years ago

judge:its a 50/50!

Blood 11 years ago

I dont regreat of nothing...

TheBlackMaster 9 years ago

I can already tell just by looking that a fat person wrote this

Nickz134 2 years ago

mas estarei na mesma faixa do karate, serie da escola, nivel da nataçao e turma do ingles, entao sim

Pooty 11 years ago

Idc, I don't want to live to be very old anyway.

Boss9806 9 years ago

Its only 5 years

Eye of Cthulhu 11 years ago

im underweigh but still im getting more weigh slowly

HyperSeymour 10 years ago

No downside at all.

Minene-chan 11 years ago

I like my weight...

rinacerous997 6 years ago

Actually yeah if ur super heavy ur gonna break

chestnut 12 years ago

i am fat i need it

Jahariramos 11 years ago

Fuck

Scatman 7 years ago

Same

Assassin Squid 10 years ago

5 years isn't long

WereDragonKing 11 years ago

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Lamvbk 10 years ago

i like livng sooo yeah

GaylordRetard 10 years ago

I welcome death with open arms.

mazmaz 11 years ago

meh, sure why not..

khatkadabanewala 3 years ago

you can control your weight by exercise. its very simple

hatner 12 years ago

With the things I've done for my weight I've probably lost five years already.

BatmoIRINA 11 years ago

So, 50% people care more about how they look, not about to live and have more time to see the beauty of the life.(I know that there are bad things too, don't be a bitch)

gfdfcf 6 years ago

kill yourself right after pressing it to prove a point

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Elemental_Angel 8 years ago

Soo....

Roop a' Doop 11 years ago

I hope you regret your grammar, at least. | V

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